Hmmm, Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5” can be rewritten to be “Client No. 9.”
Good idea!...Charles?
This may make it to YouTube if I can find the time.
MIDI HERE - Mambo No. 5: http://d21c.com/dodgerdawg/M-R.html
Kristen, here I am...I am ready to get started with our fun again
We will do some things that I can never have known
Or Lorena Bobbitt would be there when I arrive home
Yes, my thing has its own mind...that’s why I always chase young behind
I am weak and admit that I’m really immoral
My heart skips a beat when I’m hearing the word oral
I get excited when I’m busting Wall Street brokers...but that is in a quite different way
I shake them down, if guilty or not, but now is the time that we play, so
A little bit of young stuff is what I need...you really knock my socks off, oh, yes indeed
Your Catholic girl outfit’s smoking hot...my favorite out of all the ones you’ve got
And hiding the salami, what a game...I’m laughing when you scream out Bruno’s name
I’m glad to give you four Grover Cleveland bills...’cause every time with you I get my fill
I’ll not forget room eight seventy one...at the Mayflower we sure had lots of fun
That’s where Ken Starr grilled Lewinsky...the intern broke down immediately
It was the night before a lovely Valentines Day...and on the cheap train I then sent you away
A little young stuff is what I need...you really knock my socks off, oh, yes indeed
Your Catholic girl outfit’s smoking hot...my favorite out of all the ones you’ve got
And hiding the salami, what a game...I’m laughing when you scream out Bruno’s name
I’m glad to give you four Grover Cleveland bills...’cause every time with you I get my fill
Kris.........................ten
Kris.........................ten
Kris.........................ten
A little bit of young stuff is what I need...you really knock my socks off, oh, yes indeed
Your Catholic girl outfit’s smoking hot...my favorite out of all the ones you’ve got
And hiding the salami, what a game...I’m laughing when you scream out Bruno’s name
I’m glad to give you four Grover Cleveland bills...’cause every time with you I get my fill
Kristen, it’s time to go...my wife gets mad if I’m late, you know
We’ll meet again, there isn’t a doubt...and nobody ever will find out