Posted on 03/05/2008 5:32:55 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Thanx in large part to Rush Limbaugh who urged his listeners to cross party lines to vote for Hillary in Texas, we now have the BEST of all outcomes in the Democrat nomination process: a long bloody fight to the bitter end this summer. Out the window is a dull, scripted, happy face Democrat convention this summer (and possibly beyond). Instead we will be treated to the spectacle of anger, hate, and above all extreme bitterness as reflected in this HUffington POst THREAD accurately titled, "The Race Goes On -- And Gets Uglier." Among the great entertainment to be presented for our enjoyment will be lawsuits, superdelegate bribery, and a major attempt to seat the Michigan and Florida delegates. All this has the positive effect of tearing apart the Democrat coalition. What's not to like? So let us now watch the leftwing HUffies already reflecting the bitter divisions in the Democrat party in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thoroughly enjoying the political spectacle of Democrats tearing themselves apart, is in the [brackets]:
The Race Goes On -- And Gets Uglier
[And more entertaining!]
"Now it could get ugly," McClatchy reports in its Tuesday night wrap-up.
[Only could? I think it is a SLAM DUNK that it will get uglier.]
Hillary Clinton's victories in Ohio and Rhode Island aren't enough to turn the tide and overtake Barack Obama, who still leads in delegates needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination.
[Don't forget her victory in Texas...Thanx to Rush Limbaugh.]
But her victories were enough to stop his winning streak at 12 and break his momentum. Perhaps more important for the party, Tuesday's results likely ratified her scathing attacks on Obama as a dangerous neophyte who would endanger the country.
[Icky Harold Ickes is about to enter full smear mode against the Obamassiah.]
As long as Clinton thinks that works -- she could say she's found her voice again -- and suspects that other forces also might be starting to line up against Obama, she'll stay in the race and keep hitting him harder and harder.
[Smear him! Smear him! Harder! Harder! (And then blame EVIL Republicans for the smears.)]
"We're going on, we're going strong and we're going all the way," she told supporters in Columbus Tuesday night.
[A vicious bloody fight all the way to the convention.]
She almost certainly can't overtake him in the 11 states left to vote. However, she can stay in and hope that he falters under her attacks, tough new scrutiny from the news media and more Clinton wins in states such as Pennsylvania, which votes on April 22.
[Paging Tony Rezko!]
Seemingly confirming this take, senior Obama advisor David Axelrod told reporters on Tuesday that his candidate is ready to go toe-to-toe with Clinton:
[Scorched Earth. Woo! Hoo!]
"We have not hesitated to draw distinctions between the candidates," he said, "and we'll continue to do that. If Sen. Clinton wants to take the debate to various places, we'll join that debate. We'll do it on our terms and in our own way, but if she wants to make issues like ethics and disclosure and lawfirms and real estate deals and all that stuff issues, as I've said before I don't know why they'd want to go there, but I guess that's where they'll take the race."
[We'll match your smears by bringing up your scandals. Oh, and don't forget that amazing cattle futures investment.]
But is Obama willing to go there?
[You need a switchblade when you go up against the Hildebeast, Barack.]
"We're willing to draw distinctions that are honest and legitimate," Axelrod said before raising the issue of Clinton's tax returns and the records from the Clinton library.
[Down in the dirt already. I LOVE it!]
It's going to be a long seven weeks to Pennsylvania....
[Let the mud-flinging entertainment begin! And now to hear from the HUffies...]
That's the unfortunate part - that it will get even uglier. Hillary Clinton will never put the party or the country before her (and Bill's) ambitions and determination to get back into the White House. It is virtually impossible for her to win the nomination with the upcoming contests. If she had any class and humility, she would bow out gracefully. But the Clintons are not known for their grace and class and so she will proceed to tear down all of us in order to realize her selfish ambitions. I hope that her continued gutter politics swing even more momentum Obama's way and then in the next month or so we can finally shut the door on the Clinton years.
[I love that tear down all of you part!]
Clinton is God's gift to the Republicans. She will reinvigorate that party like nothing else. There is so much hatred of her in the Democratic Party also that many voters would rather vote for McCain. All the new dirt re the upcoming fraud trial in Los Angeles will come up. The trial is expected t begin in October, just in time to bury the Clinttons in the General. There is so much dirt on the Clintons. Obama's team will bring it all up now. They've been playing nice but if she wants to play dirty, so can he, but with more finesse than she and her team have the capability for.
[Finessed mud slinging.]
Makes you wonder how many Republicans listened to Limbaugh and voted for Hillary in Texas. His strategy might work.
[Hee! Hee!]
Maybe I am just bummed out today, but this really stinks for our party. I am happy for Hilary she did what she had to win. I just think we are screwed in November because of this protracted battle. I really could care less if it is Hilary or not, Obama will be on the ticket one way or the other. I just don't want us to look like idiots for the next 2 months. Also, so far Obama has managed to never START the negative garbage, if someone in his camp decides to go that way, I am off the Obama train.
[What should Barack do? Save his sacred purity for Paris Hilton?]
It will be up to the party to decide about MI and FL, and the super delegates. It makes us look disfunctional.
[Thank you, Howard Dean. YEEEEAAAAGGGHHH!!!]
Her and Bill's egoes are so big that as long as she isnt embarassing herself she's going to stay in the race. It seems winning is more important to her than her party or her ideals. She's going to viciously attack Obama for SEVEN MORE WEEKS! and hurt our chances in the general. way to go, clinton.
[Way to go, clinton!]
That about sums it up - several more weeks of attacks on Obama and for what? She will not win the nomination and will be basically doing the bidding of Republicans. What a shame and a sham. The Clintons are bad news all around and the Dems need to close this chapter and call them on their crap. Hopefully more and more party bigwigs will stand up to them and tell Hillary it is over.
[Don't forget to thank Rush for making this go on and on and...]
Hillary Clinton is a goddamn phony and it's about time Obama saved us from the threat of another Clinton presidency. If he doesn't have the stomach for it, he should get out of the race.
[Save us oh Mighty Saviour...or I'm dumping you.]
I never thought it would get this ugly, but it's probably a good thing that it has. Let's hope Obama learned his lesson last night. Evil bitches win. Good guys finish second.
[Hillary is counting on that platitude.]
Now Barack has to go negative/attack to survive. Meanwhile the Republicans watch and drool.
[I'm already drooling but haven't quite reached Chris Matthews type flood levels yet.]
OBAMA must expose the Clinton Machine for what it is, a deeply corrupt, suspect and fraudulent operation. Let us begin. Hillary wants to talk about Rezko, all there is to know is already known. America needs a history lesson on the Clintons and the mainstream media needs to bring it in earnest and stop covering up this phoney bitch's lies. History does not LIE. Clintons do. Hillary's Tax Returns: Why? Americans have a right to know if Clinton wealth was obtained by foreigners who are bankrolling her campaign and buying the Whitehouse.
[Like Johnny Chung who put those coins in the Clinton White House subway gate?]
Pennsylvania Ickes-fight, trounce ‘em (Pennsylvania 6-5 thousand)?
Yes, you got it! And good second line.
Just to flag you Charles, if you hadn’t heard it just MINUTES AGO Rush said he had to get his “white parodist(?)” Paul Shanklin to do a variation on “Ebony and Ivory”...
‘Hate to see you get passed over by the “Pro” again...
DFU SONG: Black and White (race-baiting Bill sings that his wife is white and Obama is black)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 1-28-08 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 01/28/2008 11:59:21 AM PST by doug from upland
My wife is white, Obama's black, it's time that we go on the attack
We play for keeps, we'll show him how
He's forced us to use the race card now...we'll use it right now
It's no holds barred...we've got to win
As Hillary said, the fun begins...it begins
My wife is white, Obama's black, it's time that he's stabbed in the back
He cannot win, take it from us
We've got to throw him under the bus...right under the bus
It's no holds barred...we've got to win
As my wife said, the fun begins...it begins
My wife is white, Obama's black...does everyone know he sold crack
How can you trust that kind of man
So choose my dear wife, she has a plan...she has the right plan
My wife is white, Obama's black, we'll say some things we won't take back
The black guy won't get in our way
Her time has now come, she'll have her day...she will have her day
My wife is white, Obama's black, illegal brown votes he will lack
We'll capture them by pandering
You'll hear "Si se puede" is her thing...it is her new thing
EBONY AND OVARY
Tune: "Ebony and Ivory" Original
Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In everyone
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack
Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary
Ebony, Ovary . . .
We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In everyone
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack
Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary . . .
That’s great!!
Savage wouldn’t candy coat it like this....
No, I hadn't heard. I was busy writing my own!
Hate to see you get passed over by the “Pro” again...
Maybe Laura Ingraham or somebody needs a parodist. (Hint, hint, in case you're reading this.)
That’s what happens if she answers the red phone....cry!
Charles, your parody songs just get better and better! You’re honing a skill there FRiend :)
It actually should be an Arkansas Toothpick like this:
(I found a great picture of an old one, but could not link to it.)
"Glenn Miller Story." One of my favorite musical bio flicks. One of my favorite parts is when Glenn Miller ran across the Army Air Corps drill field and took over the baton to jazz up the band and then the soldiers started marching much more enthusiastically to the beat.
LOL! Someone on my blog called Gloria Steinem a “Gynosaur.” I have to remember that one!
I got the hint.
Wild applause, Charles! Thank you!
(pausing to wipe tears of laughter from my face) ...
When it's over, I picture a scene in which Bill Clinton is clapping in the audience, leans over to Terry McAuliffe and sez: "He ain't pretty no more."
Frank,
Would defer to Charles H, but believe it is semper (always) -- Thus always to ... ....s.
Mel
This was plagiarized from Bill Clinton's diary. "Dear Diary, tonight I told Monica..."
Why should today be different than any other?
Said Charles Mason to Jeremiah Dixon.
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