Skip to comments.Restless Chris Matthews Leg Syndrome
Posted on 02/23/2008 5:28:28 PM PST by Ge0ffrey
(Washington, DC) Medical authorities have failed to explain why MSNBCs Chris Matthewss leg hasnt stopped tingling since the evening hours of February 13 during an acceptance speech given by Democratic candidate Barack Obama.
Matthews first reported his condition in an on-air exchange with Keith Olberman about an hour after Obama swept the so-called Potomac primaries in Virginia, Maryland and DC.
According to MSNBC transcripts: I have to tell you, you know, its part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obamas speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I dont have that too often.
NBC anchor Brian Williams later joked with Olberman about Matthewss comment, but it turns out his condition was no joking matter. In fact, Matthews has undergone a battery of tests at John Hopkins University Medical Center in Maryland in an attempt to diagnose what doctors have termed a continuous spasmodic tingle. The condition seems to accelerate with each Obama win.
Although doctors have no conclusive medical explanation, they do note a slight constriction in Matthewss femoral artery.
Doctors have ruled out Restless Leg Syndrome, a medical condition affecting more than 12 million Americans, for no other reason than that Matthews states categorically that he does not find the condition unnecessarily uncomfortable.
In fact, Hans Friendly, an intern for Keith Olbermann, has reported seeing Matthews on the set smirking uncontrollably while not apparently doing anything else but wistfully daydreaming. He speculates that it is at these times Matthews most intensely feels the thrill up his leg.
In other related matters, Democratic Party apparatchiks have sent Hillary Clinton a Dear John limerick that is currently making its way around the left-wing blogosphere:
My dearest Madame Hillary
Ive grown tired of your shillary
My newfound drama
Is that dreamboat Obama
Who gives my left leg a thrillary.
Neither Matthews nor Hillary Clinton could be reached for comment.
Is he now known as Chrissy “Wide Stance/ Tingle Leg” Matthews? Larry Craig’s got nothin’ on Chrissy!
Mayhap Chris is a little light in the loafers? ;-)
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