DUmmie FUnnies 01-31-08 (Leftwingers Reveal What They REALLY Think Of McCain Performance At Debate)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 31, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Incorrigible]

Wow! It must have been “Adult Swim” on KOS last night.

Though that must have been a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL stating McCain’s positions and how most KOSsacks would agree with them.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Timetable = strawberries!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I’d love to hear Paul Shanklin doing the Queeg soliloquy substituting “Romney” for references to the crew and “timetable” for strawberries.

Or, just play the original and have Rush insert McCain’s voice at the appropriate point.

Is Rush or Snerdley on your DUFU ping list?

[PJ-Comix]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! Did you know that the NewsBusted video that I posted here today and on Tuesday was the #1 most watched video on YouTube. You can read about it HERE.

I think the Tony Rezko joke at the tail end of the video got the biggest laugh of them all but, of course, I'm (cough) prejudiced in that regard.

[TexasCajun]

NewsBusters is great, I don’t miss a day.

[Red_Devil 232]

Anybody who watched the debate last night has the same impression of McCain. He came off as mean and unimpressive and tried to dominate. His forced tight jawed grin revealed him just barely controlling a raging rant.

The problem is those who did not watch the debate and are getting their view of the debate from this mornings MSM coverage are not seeing the true McCain. Edited clips are favorable to McCain. The MSM has selected him and are not showing the telling sound bites! Disgusting coverage!

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain. . . . a tired, cranky, mean old man. . . . positively gleeful about being mean. . . . a Zombie. . . . Mr. Weasel Word Express. . . . Psycho. . . . insane. . . . a nut. . . . clueless. . . . a phony. . . . a terrible presidential candidate. . . . nasty. . . . pathetic. . . . an arrogant, nasty old man. . . . full of himself. . . . a jerk. . . . a sociopath. . . .

Is there a harmonic convergence in the universe? Are the planets aligned? For at this moment KOmmieland and Free Republic are in COMPLETE AGREEMENT!

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain has particular problems. . . .

You mean besides being wrong on the issues and having a repulsive personality?

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe McCain needs to embrace Reagan's ability to look fresh & chipper during his public appearances by sleeping the rest of the time--12 hours a day at least. . . .

I vote for 24 hours a day.

Of course, the MSM would STILL prop him up and promote him.

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain 08 - Because America needs a nap. . . .

he looks like he's going to snap. . . .

McCain has license from the media to lie. . . .

With McCain it's either nap, snap, or crap.

[Charles Henrickson]

Can anybody say Bob Dole?

But it's his turn! And he's a war hero!

[Charles Henrickson]

Does McCain Have A Tummy Ache. Either that or hemorrhoids. . . .

Ahh, the strawberries. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

"footsoldier in the Reagan Revolution"

Repeat 40 times.

[Charles Henrickson]

Did anyone see the Straight Talk Express go by?

I think it took a left turn.

[Charles Henrickson]

His jaw is tight, he is acting like he is above all of this, his pen is being destroyed in his hand.

That's not a pen, it's a couple of steel balls:

[Charles Henrickson]

We need a Live Drinking thread!

"footsoldier in the Reagan Revolution" *drink!*

"Jack Kemp, Phil Gramm, and Warren Rudman" *drink!*

"Rumsfeld" *drink!*

"General Petraeus" *drink!*

"They call me the Sheriff" *drink!*

"I have the endorsements of . . ." *drink!*

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain just doesn't have the oomph needed to keep up with Hillary or Barack or any other Democratic candidate.

THAT'S NOT TRUE! McCain would leave Mike Gravel IN THE DUST!

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain is insane.

"We will submit psychiatric testimony establishing without a doubt that Lt. Commander Queeg is sane."

[Charles Henrickson]

This man is a nut who can't answer one damn question.

Yesterday was "Not One D*mn Answer Day."

[Eagle of Liberty]

I don’t usually associate the DK with spot-on analysis. The Kossacks are smarter than I gave them credit for. They know McCain is going to be roadkill in the general.

Maybe we can make a deal with them. We will all vote for Romney if they all vote for Obama. That way at least McCain and Hillary are out of the running.