To: pax_et_bonum; TheMom; Allegra; TheGirl; Squantos; Eaker; sit-rep
I’ll be standing by, ready to file a lawsuit against the lemon manufacturers for your injuries. We can go with lost income, loss of mental acuity, and loss of consortium.
‘Course, establishing damages could be an uphill battle...
To: Larry Lucido
Just don’t squirt the lemon in your eye, that might hutr a little.
98 posted on
12/29/2007 7:10:32 PM PST by
darkangel82
(And the band played on....)
To: humblegunner
Forgot to add you as a plaintiff.
To: Dog Gone; Xenalyte
Open and shut case, no?
“Your honor, I refer you to the Lemon Law of 1986. I also remind you of the verdict in Chet Lemon v. Lemon Pledge.”
To: Larry Lucido
103 posted on
12/29/2007 7:17:41 PM PST by
pax_et_bonum
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: Larry Lucido
Before or after the detonation ?........:o)
104 posted on
12/29/2007 7:18:20 PM PST by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Larry Lucido
We can go with lost income, loss of mental acuity, and loss of consortium. How do lose from zero acuity?
That loss of consortium sounds pretty awful, but then, how does one lose from "none".
237 posted on
12/30/2007 11:39:49 PM PST by
El Gato
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