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We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)
lemon tree | 12/29/2007 | me

Posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:38 PM PST by pax_et_bonum

We're exploding lemons today.

humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.

TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explosions; holdmybeer; lemonade; lemons; megatards; midget; tards; wondersluts
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To: pax_et_bonum

Try to keep it to a “ho” roar.

Have fun!


321 posted on 12/31/2007 6:12:17 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Allegra

I need to double check the by-laws, but I think it is against policy to slut around without at least one other geriatric slut.


322 posted on 12/31/2007 6:13:22 PM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Allegra
BTW, Allegra deals with Houston traffic in interesting, Baghdad style.

LOL

323 posted on 12/31/2007 6:14:16 PM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: mylife
Try to keep it to a “ho” roar.

I'll try!

324 posted on 12/31/2007 6:14:37 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: TheMom
I need to double check the by-laws, but I think it is against policy to slut around without at least one other geriatric slut.

Uh oh.

Amendment time.

;-)

325 posted on 12/31/2007 6:15:21 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Allegra; TheMom

I’ll be lookin’ for the news on Drudge on how the sox ho sisters burned up Houston.

Have a blast!


326 posted on 12/31/2007 6:16:37 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: pax_et_bonum

L0L! where ya’ll goin? will there be fruit involved?


327 posted on 12/31/2007 6:17:08 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum; TheMom; SouthTexas
BTW, Allegra deals with Houston traffic in interesting, Baghdad style.

Hey, it works! And as long as nobody else drives on the sidewalks, I'll be able to get wherever I'm going posthaste.

328 posted on 12/31/2007 6:21:18 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Allegra

There may be an appendix that as long as you are wearing your slut socks, and behave as a geriatric slut, all is well.

Happy New Year!!


329 posted on 12/31/2007 6:22:08 PM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: NYTexan

better splatter factor too


330 posted on 12/31/2007 6:24:38 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife; pax_et_bonum; TheMom
L0L! where ya’ll goin? will there be fruit involved?

I'm afraid the Geriatric Sluts of Westheimer will be going to separate events this evening.

Mine is near downtown Houston...not far off of Westheimer, but alas, I shall be wandering Westheimer without my fellow Wondersluts at my side tonight. I'll be hanging out with some other goofball friends, but they've never blown up lemons or anything. However, they would be willing to learn.

We will reunite in April at Headquarters - right ladies?

Happy New Year, everyone! Be safe!

331 posted on 12/31/2007 6:26:15 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Allegra

Well, try not to break nothin OK?

Have a grand New Year celebration!


332 posted on 12/31/2007 6:29:20 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Have fun! We’re at home for the night.


333 posted on 12/31/2007 6:29:59 PM PST by SouthTexas (Have a Merry and Blessed Christmas.)
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To: Allegra; pax_et_bonum
We will reunite in April at Headquarters - right ladies?

Not only will we reunite at Headquarters, we will debut out theme song!!

334 posted on 12/31/2007 6:30:10 PM PST by TheMom (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Allegra

Good for you! I’ll stay down here thank you where there are no redlights. ;)


335 posted on 12/31/2007 6:31:42 PM PST by SouthTexas (Have a Merry and Blessed Christmas.)
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To: TheMom
Theres a song? Thanks for the warning

Wouldnt want to be lured onto the rocks

336 posted on 12/31/2007 6:36:40 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: All

All You HAT heads have a great new year!


337 posted on 12/31/2007 6:45:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: TheMom; Allegra

Happy New Year, Sluts!

;-)

Gotta run!


338 posted on 12/31/2007 6:49:35 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: NYTexan

I just did some celebratory.. uh.. enthusiasm.


339 posted on 12/31/2007 9:49:52 PM PST by humblegunner (My KungFu is ten times power.©)
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To: humblegunner

Pop’d a few mortars did ya?


340 posted on 12/31/2007 9:53:07 PM PST by NYTexan
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