We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)

lemon tree | 12/29/2007 | me

[pax_et_bonum]

We're exploding lemons today.

humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.

TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.

[RikaStrom]

LOL

As it should be!

[pax_et_bonum]

LMAO...it loaded finally! Holy crap...that is good.

Sis, did ya really pee yerself? hehehehehe

She did have lots of lemon snot on her jacket after the detonation.

[pax_et_bonum]

Love the bling, Gunner. :-)

It was my easiest Christmas shopping purchase; when I saw it, it simply screamed "humble."

[HiJinx]

Ohmigosh, Gunner, are you sure you spent enough time in the hospital? I think they let you out too soon!

That was hilarious, but where’s the ‘hold muh beer’ alert?

[Allegra]

OTOH, maybe a Fruit of the Loom short of a full basket might apply though, LOL.

The Fruit of the Loom basket is missing the lemons.

humble and Eaker blew 'em up.

[Allegra]

That was hilarious, but where’s the ‘hold muh beer’ alert?

It was "drop muh beer" in this case.

[Allegra]

Sis, did ya really pee yerself? hehehehehe

I came damn close! LOL

[humblegunner]

Where at be the Raptor video???

[Allegra]

When I get home from the game (and the subsequent Tex-Mex fix), I’ll download it and send it. Actually, I took a few of ‘em. I’ll pick the one with the best wheelie.

[HiJinx]

I saw that after reading a little further. Man, you sure know how to pack an R&R full o’ fun. I’m wishing now I could make the TC Memorial shoot as well as hosting the Arizona TARD Vacation...

[humblegunner]

Cool.

I'm proud of the ol' Raptor beast.

[TheMom]

The Shoot is May 3rd.

My Christmas was wonderful.

[humblegunner]

[humblegunner]

That tape a parody of this one ?

I need all the protection I can get.

It's a rough old world out there!

[Dog Gone]

Open and shut case, no?

This is disturbing on so many levels, not the least of which is that I've met the perpetrators in person.

I had no idea that they were capable of such an action.

I don't think I can take their case, because I'm just horrified at the violence.

I'm trembling as I type.

[Lurker]

You're a sick, twisted individual.

I like that.

L

[Lefty1961]

Is that stained under wear I see?

[Kate of Spice Island]

Don’t know if you can pop firecrackers in May. ;)

You can if you just remember to purchase them this week. Otherwise you are SOL (or have to travel to NM, WY or Mexico to stock up in May...)

[stevie_d_64]

Looks like that lemon is “prairie doggin’”...

ewwwwww...

[SouthTexas]

Oh, we're not that far from Mexico. :)

While it's illegal to pop them in most city limits, most of the cops ignore them unless the county is under a burn ban.