Posted on 11/27/2007 3:54:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix
The Mighty Goracle has materialized briefly in the White House after many years in exile. What thoughts went through the mind of the Mighty Goracle? If I had only spent an extra day in Florida? If I hadn't taken my home state of Tennessee for granted? If I tried just a little harder in New Hampshire? If Hillary hadn't sucked up so much showbiz money that would have gone to my campaign? If Holy Joe had broken his ancient vows and actually campaigned on Saturdays? If...if...IF!!!! Such might have been the maddening thought that must have gone through Al Gore's mind when he slipped into the White House yesterday for a brief meeting with PRESIDENT Bush. And this is what also unleashed a wave of severe BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) over at the HUffington Post where this STORY titled, "Gore Returns To White House, Has Private Oval Office Meeting With Bush" appeared. So let us now watch the HUffington Post HUffies lapse back into severe BDS triggered by the Goracle's very brief White House appearance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, proud to have been one of the 537 hanging chads that blocked the permanent appearance of the Goracle in that edifice, is in the [brackets]:
Al Gore slipped out the side door of the West Wing.
[The Monica door?]
In his private Oval Office meeting with President Bush, the former vice president insisted that they had spoken about global warming "the whole time.'' It wasn't clear if the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, who shared the honor for his work on climtate change, was serious.
[ManBearPig was cereal.]
"Of course,'' they had spoken about global warming, Gore said, strolling down a rain-slick Pennsylvania Avenue with wife Tipper Gore after a private session with the president. For Gore, who had gone into the White House for a reception for the American winners of the 2007 Nobel Prizes, this was his first return to the Oval Office since leaving office.
[Hopefully not like the private sessions with the president that Monica used to enjoy.]
But Gore, calling the meeting with Bush "very cordial'' and "substantive,'' declined to elaborate on their meeting. "I'm not going to do an interview here,'' Gore said in his walk down the streets outside the White House. "I don't want to comment more.''
[We understand. It is indeed tough to talk about something that was soooo close yet sooo far. And now to watch how this triggered a severe BDS reaction from the HUffies...]
Look at that sneering smirk on Bush's face. The man has no shame, no heart, no conscience.
[You would prefer that Bush wear a sackcloth and self-flagellate in shame?]
Gore could beat the crap out of Bush.... If he could catch him.
[Gore just missed catching Bush by a mere 537 hanging chads.]
I am so darned disappointed that Al Gore didn't completely snub Bush by NOT attending the White House ceremony. Dammm! He shouldn't have attended anything at all to do with Bush or his corrupt regime. Thanks Al Gore for giving Bush a photo-op for his libarary, you useful idiot! Bush ALWAYS gets his way, he always at the end of the day, wins, doesn't he?
[Thanks Al Gore for shining Boss Bush's shoes while in the White House.]
Im pissed that Al didnt clean prez f*cksupalot's clock for him!!! Damn it, Al. That was a perfect opportunity and you didnt bitchslap that sissy cheerleader.
[Al was too busy fetching a bucket of water for Boss Bush.]
Bush is a despicable creature. His position on global warming is nothing short of criminal. He is an enemy of the planet.
[Did he at least buy some carbon credits from the Goracle to alleviate his guilt?]
I would have decked Bush like a PUSSY.
[The Secret Service would have decked YOU like a PUSSY.]
Just look at the sneaky jerk off grin on Bush he thinks to put one over on Al Gore..! Gore should have stay above this going to Bush for some meaningless award or recognition.. All Gore did was lend credibility to Bush who stole the election in 2000 and 2004.. Bad move Al, Bad move..!
[The smile that says: "I'm president and you're NOT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"]
IF AL GORE WAS PRESIDENT TODAY, OUR TROOPS WOULD NOT BE IN IRAQ, A MILLION IRAQI'S WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY, AND GEORGE BUSH WOULD NOT HAVE WON THE NOBEL PRIZE.
[Only a million? You wouldn't be fibbing me, would you?]
Gore gets to the oval office by winning the Nobel Prize. Bush gets there 'cause his daddy's henchmen stole an election. Class vs. Crass.
[But at the end of the day, who gets to STAY in the White House?]
Bush is nervy to say he bears "no ill will toward Gore, who carried his challenge of the outcome of the 2000 election to the Supreme Court." Bush pulled off a coup in stealing the election from Gore, with the help of his friends in the Supreme Court. This was one of the darkest days in our nation's history. When invited Gore should have told him to go straight to hell.
[The continuing saga of Leftwing mythology about the "stolen election."]
do you think Bush was being gracious?? He was gloating! Just look at that stupid look on his face.
[It feels soooo gooood to gloat!]
Gore was being gracious here under formal ceremonial circumstances. He had no other option under these circumstances. But I would like to suggest that he should take the first opportunity following that ceremony to speak out dynamically, publicly about this administration"s shredding of the Constitutional and the need for impeachment of first Cheney, then Bush. Too many comments above disturb me in that they do not seem to understand the threat the current administration poses to our Constitution and way of life.
[And, as usual, no specific GROUNDS for impeachment are given.]
Gore deserves the White House. Why won't he run? Boo Hoo!
[Gore won't run because he thinks he only deserves to be coronated sans a messy election.]
We reap what we sow in just one lifetime! A past loser rigged the elections in 2000 and was selected as President. A qualified man was screwed by the electoral process and the likes of Nader
[IF only Ralph Nader had not run. If...IF...IF!!! Tipper, wake me up from this NIGHTMARE!!!]
You're right. They would be in New Jersey, fighting the terrorists there.
THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: "The Hokey Pokey"
You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!
And supplied the fire!
Tick, tock, tick, tock. . . . Time's running out, my friend.
Follow the money. Big bucks to be made on the Global Warming scam circuit. And you get to go to meaningless award ceremonies where people applaud you. No stress, no hassle. . . .
Hee Hee!
Weed it and reap!
But what about the Dingell-Norwood bill?
I am still wondering how Bush stole something that Gore never won? In any recount.
“When invited Gore should have told him to go straight to hell.”
Which goes to show that even on his craziest day...the Goreacle has more class and respect for the Presidency and the White House than all of the HUffers combined.
Gore couldn't resist attending the ceremony. He heard they were serving cake afterwards.
Could I use both SiteMeter and StatCounter?
Yes. I know a lot of sites that use multiple measures of page loads, mostly including Google Analytics (something I found to be too cludgey).
“In fact, Charles and I will need to double team the DUFUs during that period.”
Oooooooooooooo, tag-team DUFUs!
Just make sure the DUmmies don’t hit you over the head with folding chairs after the referee gets knocked out.
Someone may have already observed this below, but doesn’t algore resemble the late Rodney Dangerfield in this image?
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