DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-07 (Moonbat HuffPo Blogger Screeches About Impeachment)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2007 | Moonbat Bob Cesca, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

A revolution is the only way out.

The Orange Revolution begins today!

[Charles Henrickson]

bob, do you really think that rove is out of business?

Rove is always working, even through his Rovert agents.

[Tatze]

Appeasement of fascists only emboldens them.

Yet, these same moonbats think that appeasement of the Islamofacists is the answer to end terrorism.

[Charles Henrickson]

bob, do you really think that rove is out of business? - isn't it somewhat naive to think that rove isn't orchestrating. . . .

THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"

When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.

From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!

[Charles Henrickson]

Steny is an idiot and should be tossed out of party...take Schumer, LIEberman, Feinstein and as many blue dogs and exile them to Antarctica!

Or stick them on an ice floe in the Arctic with hungry polar bears and Wrong Way Flanagan!

[Charles Henrickson]

Also shocked by Conyers. . . .

Him too!

Kucinich is the only sane one left!

[Charles Henrickson]

don't worry John Conyers...put on Stevie Wonder's "You Haven't Done Nothin". . . .

It's one of those "Motown" records you people like so much.

[grwcfl537]

He looks like the progeny of Snakehead Carvile and Kookcinich. Mel

[Charles Henrickson]

These Elmer Fudd Democrats. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

the worst despot in American history

So who was the BEST despot in American history?

[Charles Henrickson]

Meanwhile, we have to roll up our shirts. . . .

I'm picturing those two angry protester gals. No thanks.

[Charles Henrickson]

Add Steney Hoyer to the list of accessories to High Treason.

OK, let's get our list straight. Impeachments will proceed in this order:

Nancy Pelosi
Steny Hoyer
John Conyers
Harry Reid
Diane Feinstein
Chuck Schumer
Joe Lieberman
Dick Cheney
George Bush

That's a tall order to accomplish in a little over a year. Can you do a class action impeachment or something like that?

[Charles Henrickson]

We are doomed, no doubt about it.

It's over! The world is OVER!! And all because the Republicans are letting Kucinich have impeachment hearings, the very thing you Moonbats have been crying for!

Hey! Maybe KUCINICH is a Rovian Rovert agent! And maybe you MOONBATS YOURSELVES are under the mind-control of Rove! That does it! IMPEACH KUCINICH! IMPEACH YOURSELVES!

[Charles Henrickson]

If a Democratic presidential candidate were to begin using the expression "Bush Crime Syndicate" he or she would vault into the lead . . .

Kucinich's next move! A sure-fire winner!

[Charles Henrickson]

he or she would vault into the lead . . . I believe.

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

what does DUAC mean?

Democratic Underground Activist Corps, or, as I prefer to call them, DUmmie Slacktivist Corpse.

[Purrcival]

Now you’ve done it! Do you know how hard it is to laugh quietly when I’m looking at this in the office with people in cubes around me? I’m about to bust a gut!

[Purrcival]

Woo hoo! Petronski sighting!! Welcome back, Petronski, we’ve missed you!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Voting is now closed. DUmmies stuffed the box to where Sadly Nuts won with 16,410 ( at least we don’t have to see that name ever again until next year ) to PJ’s DUFU at 6,751.

[Paul Heinzman]

The muse must have you on speed-dial, Charles. I mean, anyone can put new words to songs, but your gift of locking into the context, connecting that to the song, and then adding all those damn touches...it’s nothing short of inspired.