DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-07 (Rhodes "Scholars" Discuss Blackwater & California Fires)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2007 | Rhodes "Scholars" and PJ-Comix

[Paul Heinzman]

Just to be clear about that last post--I am in no position to speculate. In northeast Ohio, our forests don't usually catch fire--our rivers do. I'm pretty sure that Mike Malloy is in no position to speculate, either.

What really happened is that Randi Rhoads and Mike Malloy stopped at the liquor store, picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth’s drank 'em in the car on the way to the Shell station; got a gallon of gas in a can, drove to the woods, doused a pile of leaves torched 'em.

Never could stand Blackwater.

Again, I'm just speculating. I didn't mean to cast any aspersions on our country's millions of law-abiding illegal aliens.

[dirtbiker]

Rove and his Blackwater Rovian Stormtroopers must be on the march!

Proof positive that there is a conspiracy to set the entire United States, if not the ENTIRE WORLD, on FIRE!

DAMN BUSH AND HIS EVIL CRONIES!

(You have no idea how hard I'm laughing to even try to write this!) ;-)

[dirtbiker]

It's called "brainstorming".

Shouldn't one be in possession of a "brain" before they begin to "brainstorm"?

Just wondering....

[Paul Heinzman]

Think about it:
Blackwater . . . Ahnold . . . Maria Shriver . . . Ted Kennedy . . . Blackouts, water. . . .
Connect the dots.

You are on to something. Sometimes the most bizarre hunch is the one that unlocks the door!

Your dots lead to Ted Kennedy and blackouts. How did the Kennedy's make their fortune? Bootleg liquor. The same bootleg liquor that Randi Rhoads uses in her BLOODY MARYS.

Those are the dots that unlock the door.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm sure they'll be able to keep their hands clean - hired someone.

[Charles Henrickson]

[PJ-Comix]

EVERYBODY!!! Turn on Bill O'Reilly NOW!!! I just got home and a TON of hits came onto my DUFU edition about Randi yeste3rday from O'Reilly's WEBSITE. Scroll down to the link that says, "Audio: Air America host suggests Blackwater started wildfires." It links directly to the DUmmie FUnnies. Maybe he will talk about this on his show tonight. Or is it mostly repeats on Friday?

[PJ-Comix]

LOL!!! The Blackwater song. ANOTHER CLASSIC!!!

[gardencatz]

Oh Charles that’s definitely one of your best. You really have to do a “greatest hits” CD!

Cindie

[decal]

“...your humble correspondent, wondering if guzzling down 14 Bloody Marys will make it into the Guinness Book of Records...”

“I just had eighteen straight scotches. I think that’s the record...” - reportedly Dylan Thomas’ last words.

So she’s an amateur boozer as well as an amateur radio host.

[Charles Henrickson]

HOW DO YOU START A FIRE WITH BLACKWATER?
Tune: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

How do you start a fire with Blackwater?
How do you clear a crowded part of town?
How do you find the means used by Blackwater?
A pour of the gas,
A light of the match,
Kapow!

Many a mile you know you'd like to purchase,
Many a mile--you want room to expand.
But how do you make them move,
So prices will then improve?
How do you bring the price down on the land?
Oh, how do you start a fire with Blackwater?
How do you keep the moonbats from your plan?

[beans36]

Has anybody seen Karl Rove. I heard he might be in southern Caulifornia.

Lord Rove doesn't need to be in California to start those fires. He has a newly added feature on his weather-control machine that can do that remotely and provide him with a plausible alibi. Sheesh, don't you people know ANYTHING???

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Okay!

Now, how about Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?

[Charles Henrickson]

Now, how about Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?

Good suggestion! Actually, the one I have in mind next is Michael Martin Murphey's "Wildfire."

[Doctor Raoul]

Rhodes wasn’t mugged, her dog bitch slapped her.