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DUmmie FUnnies 10-25=07 ("KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2007 | DUmmies, Moonbat Samm Simpson, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/25/2007 6:33:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

And yet another DUFU edition in which I supplement the regular text DUFU with the embedded video which you can see below. A big shout out here to Freeper michigander who supplied me with this new video edition Li'l Beaver which I will be sure to use frequently in the future.

Well, impeachment fever has struck the DUmmies (and KOmmies) again even though it is politically TOO LATE to even try to attempt it. Let's see, Dennis the Menace introduces impeachment late in November and even if everything goes right (which it won't) the earliest you can start impeachment is late in the winter...right in the middle of political campaign season. Yeah, just want Hillary wants. An impeachment that sucks all the news out of her campaign. However, hope will never die with the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!" They will probably be attempting to introduce Chimpeachment this time next year in order to desperately beat the clock before January 20, 2009 when President Romney is inaugurated. On a personal note, I am well familiar with the Miami Dade Kendall College campus where this impeachment video from last April was recorded. It is interesting to note that the students there are VERY apolitical so most of the BDS morons you see in the video are NOT students. Please note about 3:20 into the video when some leftwing chick chants a communist slogan in Spanish. So let us now watch the DUmmies catch the latest case of Chimpeachment fever in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Moonbat Samm Simpson for providing some great YouTube visuals of the BDS loons, is in the [brackets]:

KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!

[A BIG TURKEY DELIVERED JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! THANKS, DENNIS!]

At 9 pm New Jersey time, Tuesday, October 23rd, in a nationwide phone call to impeach organizers presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich announced he will go before the U.S. House of Representatives on a point of personal privilege to move the impeachment of Dick Cheney. Mr. Kucinich stated he will bring the impeachment forward before Thanksgiving. As soon as we learn more details we will post them immediately. NOW's the time to put pressure on all representatives, and tell them you will support only those candidates who get on board with impeachment and Dennis Kucinich's HRes 333 to impeach Cheney. CALL NOW - here are toll-free phone numbers you can use to call congressional offices in DC: 866.340.9281 - 866.338.1015 - 877.851.6437 - 800.828.0498 - 800.459.1887 - 800.614.2803 Don't wait for tomorrow, call right now, this second - jam the capitol switchboard with our demand to restore justice and reclaim democracy. Impeach the Bush gang!

[This is even FUnnier than I thought. They can't stand for Cheney to become president so they will attempt to try to impeach him first. So this knocks the timetable for impeaching Bush all the way back to sometime next summer at the EARLIEST if everything works out just right which it won't.]

i hope dennis continues as a perpetual thorn in this cabals ass.

[You just put a smile on the face of one Ben Burch.]

I want him to be a boot with a thorn on the toecap

[And a cherry on top!]

Maybe we could also send W a truckfull of pretzels and a defective bike. Sooner or later it's bound to work.

[Feel the love!]

Something to argue about over turkey dinner!

[Argue about the Chimpeachment turkey over turkey dinner!]

Conventional wisdom says dont talk about god or politics at family gatherings. My righty relatives are gonna get a full on dose of politics this year. If DK follows through, I might even include charts and graphs in my presentation!

[LOL! I can just picture this DUmmie's family showing him the door the moment he breaks out charts and graphs while ranting like a loon at his Thanksgiving dinner.]

hell yes. My father in law won't be pleased

[Another DUmmie destined to be tossed out with the turkey bones.]

Great Dennis! But, watch the f*ck out for nancy cause she'll find a way to blow it off the Table. You know she doesn't like Dems messing with the decorum of "making pukeheads accountable"! And before Thanksgiving?! Whoa! That would be a real nice Feasty Table for so many Americans..just not nancy and her gang of beltwayians.

[Prepare to eat crow again for Thanksgiving. Freudenschade, baby!]

Shall we have a pool on which "Dem" rushes to the microphone first to condemn Kucinich?? Rahm? Nancy? Steney? Surely they can't let such an opportunity pass.

[Pete Stark because we now control him with the Rovian Mind Meld.]

Dennis doesn't back down and they have no justification for removing him. Once he's made his mind up, he sticks with it.

[Rovian Mind Control waves are already being sent in the direction of the Evil Elf. Hee! Hee!]

The various trumped up stories that he "saw a UFO" showing up here, there and yon were a pre-emptive (and meritless) attack on Kucinich's credibility.

[And don't forget the attack on Kucinich's former press secretary's credibility.]

Thank you Dennis Kucinich. You've given me some hope. There is a lot going on right now. So many posts on DU with serious topics. It's an exciting time, if not very frightening and frustrating. It's good to know there are even very few who carry the torch of truth and justice and care.

[You forgot to mention the "speaking truth to power" cliché.]

There is far less risk in impeaching Cheney, and if successful it carries benefits almost as great as (and may readily lead to) the impeachment of Bush.

[The ULTIMATE goal which is why this whole Cheney impeachment shtick looks so ridiculous. Oh, and have you figured out the GROUNDS for impeachment yet?]

Let's shove impeachment right up Speaker Pelosi's table!

[Is that where Li'l Beaver is hiding?]

Start the process going before Thanksgiving, and maybe they can be in prison by New Year's Day, we can get out of this damn war, and start working on REAL problems, like climate change, and helping people get needed healthcare, and getting jobs back to this country. Damn the "global economy!"

[Think big. Shoot for Christmas Day.]

this isn't going anywhere. Kuncinich will be written off as a goof ball and we on DU will be embarrassed...AGAIN!!

[Beep! Beep! Freudenschade, baby!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chimpeachment; denniskucinich; dickcheney; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; kucinich; sillydems
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Since this has an embedded video, you will need to go to my BLOG and scroll to the bottom to watch. Believe me it is well worth it since it is chock full of almost 10 minutes of highly entertaining BDS lunacy.

And a big THANKS to our own michigander for making this terrific new Li'l Beaver Video Edition graphic available.

1 posted on 10/25/2007 6:33:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!


2 posted on 10/25/2007 6:34:02 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Fred/Duncan - dream team))
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/25/2007 6:34:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Chimpeachment top 10


4 posted on 10/25/2007 6:37:23 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (FDT 2008, Security, Prosperity, Unity)
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To: PJ-Comix

I so want Dennis to win the nomination. Now to read the post.


5 posted on 10/25/2007 6:37:31 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: PJ-Comix
Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Minus.

6 posted on 10/25/2007 6:40:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dennis "the Minus" Kookcinich.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 KOOK SPINACH for president!!!!!!

Now back to reading the NUTS from DU.


7 posted on 10/25/2007 6:40:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)


8 posted on 10/25/2007 6:40:52 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!" -- Jim Robinson, 09/30/07)
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To: PJ-Comix

This guys need a little mocking documentary film.


9 posted on 10/25/2007 6:45:32 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix; Petronski
January 20, 2009 when President Romney is inaugurated.

President Thompson.

COME BACK, PETRONSKI! Every time PJ--good-naturedly--says "President Romney," I will say, "President Thompson." It's a good-natured kidding back and forth. And notice, PJ is saying Romney for the point of saying the Republican nominee will defeat the DEMOCRAT in November 2008. It's not a big Romney vs. Thompson or Hunter thing.

10 posted on 10/25/2007 6:45:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dennis "the Minus" Kookcinich.)
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To: PJ-Comix
this isn't going anywhere. Kuncinich will be written off as a goof ball and we on DU will be embarrassed...AGAIN!!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

11 posted on 10/25/2007 6:46:04 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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To: PJ-Comix
Yeah, just want Hillary wants. An impeachment that sucks all the news out of her campaign.

AND reminds people of the impeachment of the lying Bent One.

12 posted on 10/25/2007 6:47:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dennis "the Minus" Kookcinich.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Something to argue about over turkey dinner!

DUmmies are the sort of jerks who would bring politics to Thanksgiving dinner...
13 posted on 10/25/2007 6:48:44 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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Conventional wisdom says dont talk about god or politics at family gatherings. My righty relatives are gonna get a full on dose of politics this year. If DK follows through, I might even include charts and graphs in my presentation!

So, are you going to steal the colors and poster board from the school's playroom for Thanksgiving?

14 posted on 10/25/2007 6:50:21 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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To: PJ-Comix
KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!

Thanks be to Gaia! Praise the White Light!

15 posted on 10/25/2007 6:52:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dennis "the Minus" Kookcinich.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yeah, just want Hillary wants. An impeachment that sucks all the news out of her campaign.

AND reminds people of the impeachment of the lying Bent One.

AND When Dennis gets a real Republican challenger to his House seat that is viable, he won't know what hit him. And there is a 90% chance it will happen in 2008.

16 posted on 10/25/2007 6:53:15 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (FDT 2008, Security, Prosperity, Unity)
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To: PJ-Comix

“The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.”

“It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn’t comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”


17 posted on 10/25/2007 6:59:55 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (BUILD THE WALL, ENFORCE THE LAW! ®™ ± ‰¢ ©)
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To: PJ-Comix
making pukeheads accountable

The Democrats making anybody accountable is a risible idea. Their entire party thrives on the lack of accountibility...from Waco to the Impeachment of Perjurer Clinton. And they have the nerve to place themselves in the same solar system as truthful persons.....

18 posted on 10/25/2007 7:01:37 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Life was better when cigarette companies could advertise and lawyers could not)
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To: PJ-Comix
to move the impeachment of Dick Cheney.

Let's see . . . start impeachment of CHENEY in November 2007. Hearings, etc. 51% vote needed to send to Senate. Hearings, etc. in Senate. 67% vote needed in a Senate where the Dems only have a slim majority. This, in the midst of a busy primary season, while half the Dems in Congress are running for President.

Now assuming all that happens--and how many months would that fantasy scenario take?--and Cheney is removed, then Bush appoints the new, Republican VP, Karl Rove.

So now lather, rinse, and repeat for the impeachment of Chimpy McBush. Even if they could impeach Bush by January 19, 2009, then President Rove takes over for one day (before President Thompson is inaugurated).

Anyway, the way the DUmmies hate Nancy Pelosi now, why would they want HER to be President?

19 posted on 10/25/2007 7:02:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dennis "the Minus" Kookcinich.)
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To: PJ-Comix
NOW's the time. . . . CALL NOW. . . . Don't wait for tomorrow, call right now, this second. . . .

IT'S NOW OR NEVER (Time to impeach)
Tune: "It's Now or Never"

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched these six years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we've won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!

20 posted on 10/25/2007 7:06:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dennis "the Minus" Kookcinich.)
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