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1 posted on
10/16/2007 6:48:06 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
10/16/2007 6:48:57 AM PDT by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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3 posted on
10/16/2007 6:49:56 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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“The Pitt is cut off” top 5.
4 posted on
10/16/2007 6:53:01 AM PDT by
steveegg
(I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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Every bartender I know has a dresser drawer literally filled with ones, fives, tens...
i don't EVEN want to know how he knows that...
5 posted on
10/16/2007 6:54:47 AM PDT by
stylin19a
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LOL - what a schmuck. Liberals are never happy unless they’re whining about something.
6 posted on
10/16/2007 6:54:55 AM PDT by
RabidBartender
(Al-Qaeda doesn't need an intelligence network. They have the U.S. media.)
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Does he ever get tired of complaining?!
Fortunately his komrades are beginning to see through his BS...
7 posted on
10/16/2007 6:59:35 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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Ty the Bouncer. . . .BOUNCER FROM NEW ORLEANS
Tune: "City of New Orleans"
Writing 'bout a bouncer from New Orleans,
Plenty of Pitt--ain't no one I love more!
Pass the made-up facts in with the twaddle,
Full of Will's rambling speech galore.
Mid the grunts of barroom bouncers
And the sounds from here in Cheers,
Still my brilliance echoes through the rooms!
DUmmies with their minds asleep
Are buying all the crap I sweep--
This yarn's got the scent of certain barnyard fumes!
Good making DUmmieland my barroom!
Don't you know me, I'm so full of it!
I'm the guy who uses bouncers from New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred lines 'cause I'm Willie Pitt!
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9 posted on
10/16/2007 7:03:56 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Dirty Little Trick #33,671 Pitt Post #33,671
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So he wants to go after bartenders and waiters for under-reporting tips? How about the millions of illegals who work for cash? Oh that’s right, that’s different - they’re doing the jobs that Americans don’t want to do.
13 posted on
10/16/2007 7:08:32 AM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(Were those magic grits?)
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Didn’t he “quit”? How can we miss him when he just won’t go away?
14 posted on
10/16/2007 7:09:43 AM PDT by
Hoodlum91
(I support global warming.)
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One thing I have to agree with, at bars and restaurants, even if I pay the bill with a credit or debit card, I always leave the tip in cash.
15 posted on
10/16/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT by
CT-Freeper
(Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan)
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Asking the mods to lock one of his threads, yet again?
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This one is titled "How Your Favorite Waiter/Barkeep is Screwing America In Order To Pay The Rent, And Why This Makes Some People Very Happy." AKA, "Stand Up Next to a Barkeep."
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18 posted on
10/16/2007 7:18:39 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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Bikes Not Bombs. Beers Not Books.
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substantially depleting the amount of tax dollars being collected, that each year brings less tax revenue. . . . Prime Minister William Pitt the Drunker wants more money taken away from citizens and put into government coffers.
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