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DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-07 (Pied Piper Pitt's Bartender Won't Be Happy After Reading This)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| October 16, 2007
| William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:48:06 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:48:57 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:49:56 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
“The Pitt is cut off” top 5.
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:53:01 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
To: PJ-Comix
Every bartender I know has a dresser drawer literally filled with ones, fives, tens...
i don't EVEN want to know how he knows that...
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:54:47 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
To: PJ-Comix
LOL - what a schmuck. Liberals are never happy unless they’re whining about something.
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:54:55 AM PDT
by
RabidBartender
(Al-Qaeda doesn't need an intelligence network. They have the U.S. media.)
To: PJ-Comix
Does he ever get tired of complaining?!
Fortunately his komrades are beginning to see through his BS...
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posted on
10/16/2007 6:59:35 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
To: PJ-Comix
Ty the Bouncer. . . .BOUNCER FROM NEW ORLEANS
Tune: "City of New Orleans"
Writing 'bout a bouncer from New Orleans,
Plenty of Pitt--ain't no one I love more!
Pass the made-up facts in with the twaddle,
Full of Will's rambling speech galore.
Mid the grunts of barroom bouncers
And the sounds from here in Cheers,
Still my brilliance echoes through the rooms!
DUmmies with their minds asleep
Are buying all the crap I sweep--
This yarn's got the scent of certain barnyard fumes!
Good making DUmmieland my barroom!
Don't you know me, I'm so full of it!
I'm the guy who uses bouncers from New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred lines 'cause I'm Willie Pitt!
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:03:56 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: stylin19a
Obviously, this guy has never worked a service job.
Maybe back in the dark ages you could get away with only declaring your paycheck.
I tended bar and waitered all through college and you had to declare tips. Whats this toad talking about?
Anyone that bartends or waiters can confirm?
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:04:15 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
To: steveegg
Where’s the genuine concern for the “middle class”, “hard working families”, “those making less than the minimum wage” and “working poor”?
Hayjoos Haystacks these people are such idiotic turncoats. Where’s the government revenue problem coming up short?
Why it’s those middle class, hard working families, making less than the minimum wage working poor Demonrats “care” so much about!
Will Pitt, thy name is DEEDEEDEE.
To: PJ-Comix
Dirty Little Trick #33,671 Pitt Post #33,671
To: PJ-Comix
So he wants to go after bartenders and waiters for under-reporting tips? How about the millions of illegals who work for cash? Oh that’s right, that’s different - they’re doing the jobs that Americans don’t want to do.
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:08:32 AM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(Were those magic grits?)
To: PJ-Comix
Didn’t he “quit”? How can we miss him when he just won’t go away?
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:09:43 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(I support global warming.)
To: PJ-Comix
One thing I have to agree with, at bars and restaurants, even if I pay the bill with a credit or debit card, I always leave the tip in cash.
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT
by
CT-Freeper
(Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan)
To: PJ-Comix
Asking the mods to lock one of his threads, yet again?
To: PJ-Comix
This one is titled "How Your Favorite Waiter/Barkeep is Screwing America In Order To Pay The Rent, And Why This Makes Some People Very Happy." AKA, "Stand Up Next to a Barkeep."
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:18:39 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
To: jennyjenny
Asking the mods to lock one of his threads, yet again? As much is Pitt likes to read posts from people telling him how correct he is, he probably hates reading posts telling him he is wrong even more. Therefore, he'd rather lock the post than let others contribute to it.
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posted on
10/16/2007 7:18:54 AM PDT
by
CT-Freeper
(Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan)
To: PJ-Comix
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