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DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-07 (Pied Piper Pitt's Bartender Won't Be Happy After Reading This)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Another fringe benefit if the DUmmie FUnnies is named as the FUnnies Blog in the 2007 Weblog Awards Contest---the incredible ANGST it will cause in the Pied Piper. To get the DUmmie FUnnies on the road to the ultimate win please consider volunteering as a judge (it's free) in the Weblog Awards contest for choosing the finalists. To become a finalist, simple e-mail the WEBLOG AWARDS and simply ask to become a judge. Of course, I would never be so bold as to suggest to you what blogs you should choose as finalists, especially NOT in the category of FUnniest Blog.
1 posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4Tping!!!


2 posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:57 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/16/2007 6:49:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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“The Pitt is cut off” top 5.


4 posted on 10/16/2007 6:53:01 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: PJ-Comix
Every bartender I know has a dresser drawer literally filled with ones, fives, tens...

i don't EVEN want to know how he knows that...
5 posted on 10/16/2007 6:54:47 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL - what a schmuck. Liberals are never happy unless they’re whining about something.


6 posted on 10/16/2007 6:54:55 AM PDT by RabidBartender (Al-Qaeda doesn't need an intelligence network. They have the U.S. media.)
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Does he ever get tired of complaining?!

Fortunately his komrades are beginning to see through his BS...


7 posted on 10/16/2007 6:59:35 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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Ty the Bouncer. . . .

BOUNCER FROM NEW ORLEANS
Tune: "City of New Orleans"

Writing 'bout a bouncer from New Orleans,
Plenty of Pitt--ain't no one I love more!
Pass the made-up facts in with the twaddle,
Full of Will's rambling speech galore.

Mid the grunts of barroom bouncers
And the sounds from here in Cheers,
Still my brilliance echoes through the rooms!
DUmmies with their minds asleep
Are buying all the crap I sweep--
This yarn's got the scent of certain barnyard fumes!

Good making DUmmieland my barroom!
Don't you know me, I'm so full of it!
I'm the guy who uses bouncers from New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred lines 'cause I'm Willie Pitt!

8 posted on 10/16/2007 7:03:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

Am I in?


9 posted on 10/16/2007 7:03:56 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: stylin19a

Obviously, this guy has never worked a service job.
Maybe back in the dark ages you could get away with only declaring your paycheck.
I tended bar and waitered all through college and you had to declare tips. Whats this toad talking about?

Anyone that bartends or waiters can confirm?


10 posted on 10/16/2007 7:04:15 AM PDT by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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To: steveegg

Where’s the genuine concern for the “middle class”, “hard working families”, “those making less than the minimum wage” and “working poor”?

Hayjoos Haystacks these people are such idiotic turncoats. Where’s the government revenue problem coming up short?

Why it’s those middle class, hard working families, making less than the minimum wage working poor Demonrats “care” so much about!

Will Pitt, thy name is DEEDEEDEE.


11 posted on 10/16/2007 7:05:17 AM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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Dirty Little Trick #33,671

Pitt Post #33,671

12 posted on 10/16/2007 7:07:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A mere Pittance.)
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So he wants to go after bartenders and waiters for under-reporting tips? How about the millions of illegals who work for cash? Oh that’s right, that’s different - they’re doing the jobs that Americans don’t want to do.


13 posted on 10/16/2007 7:08:32 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (Were those magic grits?)
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Didn’t he “quit”? How can we miss him when he just won’t go away?


14 posted on 10/16/2007 7:09:43 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I support global warming.)
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One thing I have to agree with, at bars and restaurants, even if I pay the bill with a credit or debit card, I always leave the tip in cash.
15 posted on 10/16/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan)
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Asking the mods to lock one of his threads, yet again?


16 posted on 10/16/2007 7:15:42 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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This one is titled "How Your Favorite Waiter/Barkeep is Screwing America In Order To Pay The Rent, And Why This Makes Some People Very Happy."

AKA, "Stand Up Next to a Barkeep."

17 posted on 10/16/2007 7:16:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Barkeep, make it a Screwdriver!")
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top 20!


18 posted on 10/16/2007 7:18:39 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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Asking the mods to lock one of his threads, yet again?

As much is Pitt likes to read posts from people telling him how correct he is, he probably hates reading posts telling him he is wrong even more. Therefore, he'd rather lock the post than let others contribute to it.

19 posted on 10/16/2007 7:18:54 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan)
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Pish posh.

Pitt post.

20 posted on 10/16/2007 7:20:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt stop.)
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