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DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-07 (HUffies Angrily Defend Che Guevara)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2007 | John Ridley, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/09/2007 7:32:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Anybody else out there BUGGED by all the IDIOTS wearing Che Guevara T-Shirts? Some of the morons are too clueless to even know who Che Guevara was but I suspect the vast majority are admirers of Che precisely because he was a hard core communist thug. Yeah, we live in an era where the likes of Barack Obama and Katie Couric consider the wearing of an American flag lapel pin to be offensive while they defend their right to wear Che Guevara T-Shirts. Folks like Robert Redford who made a movie about Che portraying him as a wonderful warmhearted guy just can't tolerate any criticism of their idol so it is interesting to watch their reaction when someone not usually associated with conservatives throws up the real Che Guevara into their faces. Such was the case with John Ridley at the HUffington Post in his latest Blog POST titled, "Che it Ain't So." Although Ridley usually takes the liberal point of view, he goes off that reservation just enough to make his blog posts interesting to read such as you can see here:

There is a character in Jean-Luc Godard's À bout de Souffle who speaks of the path to everlasting fame. "First you become immortal," he instructs, "then you die."

A prime exemplar of the "create a legend/resurrection" method of eternal iconography would be Ernesto (Che) Guevara, the Argentine-born revolutionary who was executed forty years ago today in Bolivia. Death transmogrified him into a symbol of revolution itself. Time has turned him into an empty Warholized emblem that adorns everything from T-shirts to fanny packs to bumper stickers and apparently even a soap with the slogan "Che washes whiter."

In death Guevara has certainly managed to whitewash his image. A cleansing aided by such personality cultisms as the film The Motorcycle Diaries, which portrays Guevara as a young, wide-eyed do-gooder who travels South America looking to right social wrongs. Romanticized and corporate pimped, for most who even know who Guevara was they have no idea what he stood for. They merely accept that he was the South American Martin Luther King.

He was not.

Guevara was a brutal, egotistical killer without the smarts to enact lasting economic reform nor the guile to achieve true insurgent victory. His most significant military achievement -- the taking of Santa Clara during Castro's Cuban revolution -- might have been more a matter of financial bribery than military strategy.

What is in little dispute is the savagery of his tenure as the commander of the La Cabaña Fortress prison. Think of it as Cuba's Abu Ghraib. In a mere five months Guevara oversaw and personally signed off on the execution of as many as 500 people. Men, women, children. Not all merely loyalists to overthrown Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista. Also executed were political prisoners, dissidents, artist, intellectuals and homosexuals. A representative number of the left the revolution was supposed to be lifting up.

[Note to John Ridley: NO mass executions at Abu Ghraib.]

His bloody handiwork should come as no surprise. Before Guvera was a soap pitchman from beyond the grave, he was the "The Butcher of la Cabaña" who preached: "hatred as an element of struggle; unbending hatred for the enemy, which pushes a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him into an effective, violent, selective, and cold-blooded killing machine."

I'm sure Gandhi would have been proud.

As head of the National Institute of Agrarian Reform, and President of the National Bank of Cuba, Guevara would institute popular reforms that would eventually lead to economic disaster. From the middle 1960s until the Soviet collapse Cuba was subsistent on their largess to a tune of $65 billion to $100 billion annually.

As a military leader Guevara was hardly more impressive. In the Congo he hooked up with a couple of bloody rebels, failed to inspire the people and accomplished little more than putting his own men through a shredder. It was a misadventure Guevara himself described as a "history of failure."

An expedition into Bolivia proved disastrous. Guevara completely misread the situation on the ground, could not incite a popular uprising, was completely abandoned by the Bolivian communists, their Soviet backers and even the Cubans.

Bolivian Rangers took him prisoner on the 8th of October, 1967. He whimpered as they came: "Do not shoot! I am Che Guevara and worth more to you alive than dead."

The Bolivian's figured otherwise. The next day Guevara was executed.

And thus began his ascendancy from abject failure to high icon. A populist, a revolutionary. A man who turned his back on material gains to give instead to the people.

And if you believe that, consider this: when Guevara was captured in Bolivia he was wearing a Rolex watch on his wrist.

Long live the revolution.

As you can imagine, John Ridley's accurate look at the REAL Che Guevara has caused quite a firestorm of outrage in HUffieland. So let us now watch the HUffies react angrily at this soiling of their hero in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping that his praise for Ridley doesn't get him into trouble with Arianna, is in the [brackets]:

Frankly Mr Ridley, I would be more impressed if you made these points about Bush's murderous indiscretions. He has killed a lot more people with his private armies and the US military bombs, bullets, and guns, than Che ever dreamed of. Let's get back to real time. What ever Che was, the fact that he inspires those who find themselves continually oppressed, is what is important. Do you think one day Bush will ever be looked upon the way Che has been over time? Not likely! Bush will be seen for exactly what he is today and will be tomorrow. Spend your energy ripping Bush and exposing him instead of Che. Che is dead and can't inflict any pain on anyone anymore. Bush is on a rampage. Let's get our priorities straight here, OK?

[Sniff! Bush will never be as popular on trendy leftwing T-Shirts as Che.]

The process of bringing to justice the worst criminals of the hated Batista regime led to an orgy of hypocrisy and phony moral outrage in the big-business press and among Democratic and Republican politicians in the United States. The highly orchestrated propaganda campaign was the pretext for turning public opinion, which had been very sympathetic to Fidel Castro and the rebel cause, against the Cuban Revolution as radical social reforms began to be implemented which affected US business interests and US economic and financial domination of the island.

[Stealing private property = Radical social reforms in HUffieSpeak.]

"Socialism is no more evil than Christianity."-Kurt Vonnegut (A Man Without A Country) Look what individuals have done in the name of both. If you wear Mao/Che T-shirts and support a cause (such as) agrarian reform- this makes you ignorant? Sarcasm and demagoguery show weakness in your own comments/arguments because instead of support they offer distraction.

[Believing in that whole "agrarian reform" shtick does make you ignorant.]

It couldn't have been easy for Che, putting his very life on the line while delivering a swift kick to the The World's Perpetual #1 Terrorist Nation And Proud Of It. Whatever mistakes Che may have made, he didn't make them as a trillion-dollar perpetual war machine, layered from top to bottom with self-serving psychopathic gangsters.

[Speaking of psychopathic...]

I get so sick of the nouveau hippy-liberals and their love affair with this murderous thug. Freedom is not having your private property stolen from you. Liberty is not being dragged to a reeducation camp. Your rights do not include some undereducated, quasi-soldier jarring you from your slumber and putting a bullet in your brain, all for "the cause."

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Great post as always Mr. Ridley. You are one of the few on this site that challenges the standard far left party line. Normally your posts are met with quite a bit of resentment from those who carry the views you challenge.

[The best thing about John Ridley's blogs is reading the angry reactions to his posts.]

John Ridley peddles the most outrageous right-wing lies from the Cuban Revolution-hating industry about Che's role in the trials, convictions, and executions of the worst torturers and murderers of the overthrown Batista regime and then says his falsifications are "in little dispute."

[John Ridley is an Enemy of the People. He needs to be re-educated.]

Che was assigned the task of establishing a just and fair but also transparent and certain justice and to bring the process under revolutionary control, ensuring due process, defense lawyers, and fair proceedings. This was done in an exemplary way. Popular, public tribunals were organized. Volumes of public testimony were given, with horrific testimony of the most vile tortures and bestial murder recorded and made public.

[All of Che's Kangaroo Courts were completely transparent.]

Thank you John for rewriting history for our young people. I am old enough to remember when he was alive. Your history is right wing Miami Cuban fantasy!

[Posted the Fidelista.]

I read yesterday in the NY times that there is now a CHE bikini. I think his daughter was upset by this,

[Not as upset as she will be by edible Che panties.]

One of the best button slogans I've ever read: "Che killed people, you trendy douchebag."

[LOL! Now that is one Che T-Shirt I would love to wear! Are they on sale anywhere?]


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KEYWORDS: cheguevara; huffies; johnridley
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To: bcsco
I went through all 3 pages (CU’s layout is hard to follow). Apparently he’s been spewing this garbage over at DU for 2 years? That’s time enough for him to out himself. It’s the problem with all liars, they get caught up in the story and forget what they’ve said.

I just wonder how much heat he’ll really get, though. Is DU known for taking out one of their own if he hasn’t done others wrong?

It's seven pages long.

You're right about liars outing themselves, without any help from anybody else; that's happened to a whole cast of characters among the primitives on Skins's island.

That's why my "strategy" has always been just to sit back, relax, and watch.

It always happens; a primitive makes a really stupid gaffe, and the whole thing falls apart.

No, he won't get any heat from his fellow primitives, but as Margaret Mead so well pointed out in similar incidences of similar behavior among primitives, the other primitives from here onward will look at him differently than they had before.

41 posted on 10/10/2007 9:03:28 AM PDT by franksolich
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To: franksolich
It's seven pages long.

Heh, heh. Now it's eight! I misread the page links, only went through the first three and stopped after that thinking I was finished. Sheesh!

but as Margaret Mead so well pointed out in similar incidences of similar behavior among primitives, the other primitives from here onward will look at him differently than they had before.

Somehow that seems almost 'inclusive' :) After all, they're all 'different' there. The zoo's a big 'inclusive' menagerie, ya know. He's now part of the reptilian display.

42 posted on 10/10/2007 9:14:55 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: bcsco
Green Beret US Marine

D'oh, forgot that one. His being in the same room with the plans to break up Iraq just crack me up. He runs a knickknack store for gosh sakes. None of the DUmmies will call him on it though. Kind of reminds me of Forest Gump.

43 posted on 10/10/2007 9:27:38 AM PDT by techcor
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To: franksolich
That's one heck of a dismantling of that DUmmie!

DUMMIE ALERT visual!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

44 posted on 10/10/2007 9:28:49 AM PDT by KJC1
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To: KJC1

Hey, thanks for that.

I forgot all my photobucket details, and lost that image.

We all of course fondly recall that can of worms.


45 posted on 10/10/2007 9:32:04 AM PDT by franksolich
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To: techcor
Kind of reminds me of Forest Gump.

Nah. Forest Gump had a heart.

Wonder if that knickknack store is where he picked up the Navy Cross (if he indeed has one) :)

46 posted on 10/10/2007 9:57:25 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: franksolich

One thing about the thread on CU: One poster mentioned never forgetting personal info from their service time (I believe the poster served around 1992 or so).

I was discharged in ‘68. I can name my battalion commander, battalion adjutant and sergeant major at the drop of a hat. I still know the date I entered service, though the date I was discharded (exact day) I’d have to get off my DD214. I know every guy’s name in my section. The point is, I wasn’t in Vietnam, so wasn’t under fire, but some things a person retains; and military details is one of them. That’s just another reason why this guy’s story holds no water.


47 posted on 10/10/2007 10:07:45 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: PJ-Comix
"hatred as an element of struggle; unbending hatred for the enemy"

Well, the DUmmis, HUffies, and most of the rest of the liberals have taken that lesson to heart.

They really know how to hate, with all their being.

48 posted on 10/10/2007 10:21:43 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: txradioguy

They don’t want to live in a Communist country, TRG. They want to run one. (Someone with a mole over there should say that)


49 posted on 10/10/2007 10:23:11 AM PDT by darkangel82 (All right! Let's go Tribe!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

50 posted on 10/10/2007 10:27:56 AM PDT by darkangel82 (All right! Let's go Tribe!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

#2!


51 posted on 10/10/2007 10:43:07 AM PDT by wjcsux (Islam: The religion of choice for those who are too stupid for Scientology)
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To: wjcsux

#52. :/


52 posted on 10/10/2007 10:45:06 AM PDT by darkangel82 (All right! Let's go Tribe!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Liberty is not being dragged to a reeducation camp.

Liberals everywhere are deeply saddened to find one of their favorite fantasies discredited.....

53 posted on 10/10/2007 10:45:57 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix
Che is dead and can't inflict any pain on anyone anymore.

Lot of Cuban-Americans who have to see his image displayed as a modern American icon on tee-shirts of our youth would disagree with you. I'm sure he still dredges up a lot of painful memories.

54 posted on 10/10/2007 3:21:01 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It couldn't have been easy for Che

He was just ronrey.

55 posted on 10/10/2007 3:22:39 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: PJ-Comix
John Ridley peddles the most outrageous right-wing lies from the Cuban Revolution-hating industry about Che's role in the trials, convictions, and executions of the worst torturers and murderers of the overthrown Batista regime and then says his falsifications are "in little dispute."

Wow, you sound like quite an authority on the subject. Eyewitness accounts? Just propaganda and lies, I tell ya, propaganda and lies!

56 posted on 10/10/2007 3:26:17 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

These people are delusional...


57 posted on 10/10/2007 3:39:34 PM PDT by darkangel82 (All right! Let's go Tribe!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Socialism is no more evil than Christianity."-Kurt Vonnegut

The real quote is this: "Socialism is no more an evil word than Christianity." Words aren't evil. Murder is.

58 posted on 10/10/2007 3:48:51 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: darkangel82
These people are delusional...

Yes they are. If their delusions were from some genetic defect or chemical imbalance, I'd have sympathy for them and want them to get help. I've known too many of them, hell, probably was very much like them at one time. Their delusions are their own choice; they can wise up any time they want.

In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got DUmmie FUn?

59 posted on 10/10/2007 4:35:15 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do you think one day Bush will ever be looked upon the way Che has been over time? Not likely!

That's it! I'm going to have a "Che" T-shirt made except will be replaced by President Bush displaying the same mannerisms... I'll have to add some text just to make sure that people don't assume it's a slam against the President. Humm, maybe "Viva Freedom!" or some such text.

That ought a drive the nutjobs off the cliff.

60 posted on 10/11/2007 3:00:42 AM PDT by Toadman ((molon labe))
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