And quacks like a duck: "Officer #1: Try and talk back Talk back to me again. I bet I could say you resisted arrest or something. You want to come up with something? I come up with nine things. Do you wanna try something?"
He isn't a duck. If you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras???? Didn't you say that??? So if I hear an a$$hole I'm supposed to think Mother Teresa????
It's obvious that this guy was an a$$hole before, during, and after this encounter and is sure to carry on in his a$$hole ways long after. But you say we should believe he's as clean as the driven snow, yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
Why you choose to lie about it is beyond me.