Terrorists Threaten To Kill Britney Spears, Madonna (Islamofascists Upset)

Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 09/11/2007 | N/A

[goldstategop]

If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.

[Old_Mil]

I hate to ask this, but if you are the second to cut their heads off do you still get 72 virgins? I guess Islam teaches you this stuff in Jihadi 101, for second graders. I just never had access to the Islamic form of 'higher education'.

Never fear, for "Ask the Imam", the online fatwa resource stands ready to answer your questions!

http://www.askimam.org/

They've already come up with answers to such burning FAQs as "I need to know is it permissible to permanently remove underarm hair for example using laser hair removal."

(I truly wish I was kidding. Sadly, I'm not.)

[presently no screen name]

I wonder what Sean Penn is going to say.

[DB]

You only get the 72 virgins if you die (become a martyr) doing the deed...

[Loud Mime]

What? No Barney Frank????

[Loud Mime]

Maybe we'll get to see what Madonna looks like in a burqua

Like everybody else, I suppose....

[DB]

Clearly Modonna and Britney are going to have to dig in the root cause of all this... What it was they did to wound these poor people so badly that they would strike back so violently...

Because peace loving Muslims would only do such a thing after being forced into a corner with no other options... Oh the pain...

Perhaps Sean Penn can talk to both sides diplomatically and get a compromise... That is something less than a death sentence...

Good luck Sean...

[fieldmarshaldj]

And the downside to this is ?

[myprecious]

After her performance on the MTV awards the other night, her manager and the MTV exec’s may just deliver her up to them. /sarc

[kenth]

They may be skanks, but they’re American skanks, and the islamoscum should be treated as harshly were they to attack Brit and Madonna as if they attacked any other American.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

I bet Paris is really pi**ed that she's not on his hit list: "I'm twice as skanky as they ever dreamed of being!"

[pankot]

These guys need to get religion.

[Names Ash Housewares]

“They may be skanks, but they’re American skanks, and the islamoscum should be treated as harshly were they to attack Brit and Madonna as if they attacked any other American.”

Agreed.

And maybe Madonna will think about her political views a little bit now that she is a target.

[no dems]

Terrorist threaten to kill Britney Spears and Madonna?

Wow! That would be a great loss to humanity. /s

[oldenuff2no]

What this rag head doesn’t seem to comprehend is the FACT that if we are ever attacked in force here at home that not one islamic person, foreign or domestic, will be spared.
Every one of them in this country will be exterminated.
The American people will never tolerate the “cult of death” to rule our country.
We are an armed society. Today I spent time with my 12 year old shooting. Hunting season opens in a few days and he will be ready. There are a few million of us veterans around who will step forward in a heartbeat to eliminate any invader.
Even my old eyes are still good at a quarter mile. My son will be shooting long range comp within a year or two. I think it's time we used a little NULCLEAR diplomacy to make our point. Iran looks like a good starting point.

[Dumpster Baby]

Lil Kim is hedging her bets.

[mkjessup]

"If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al

Well thanks Al, you dumb ass. You have just ramped up the popularity of those two broads, and if their careers were in a downward spiral, you are helping to revive them.

Get it right Al, if people are given a choice between what you call 'whores' like Madonna and Britney, or the real whore calling itself 'allah' (a satanic demon you morons bow down to FIVE times a day), people will choose Ms. Ciccone and Ms. Spears every time.

C'mon ya sh*t head, I got your fatwa right >>>here<

[mkjessup]

Nice picture of Lil’ Kim, but Muhammad Abdel-Al would prefer that red silky veil to be draped over his favorite goat.

[GeronL]

I’m actually torn...

[GeronL]

I’m actually torn...

[paudio]

Recently, Gwen Stefani had a concert in Malaysia. The local Muslim leaders required her to dress according to “Islamic values”. Needless to say, she obeyed.