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Bin Laden isn't just a terrorist. He's worse. A liberal!
The Daily Gut ^
| 09/08/07
| The Gut
Posted on 09/08/2007 7:44:44 AM PDT by coffee260
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So you've seen the latest message from our favorite goat-toucher Usama bin Laden. In it, he criticizes Americans for reelecting, instead of punishing, Bush, as well as harping on Democrats for not securing a retreat from Iraq. He also mentions global warming and praises Noam Chomsky, the patron saint of the left.
It was at this point, I thought I was listening to Keith Olbermann. That's when it dawned on me. Bin Laden isn't just a terrorist. He's worse. A liberal!
So, when one political party shares a war-time agenda with the guy who's trying to end your civilization, isn't it time to stop renewing Bill Maher's contract? I mean, if Usama wrote these sentiments on a job application, he could land a spot on the View.
You know, I didn't realize bin laden was following US politics that closely. He must watch the Daily Show. But the whole thing seems like Usama's latest video dating offer to America's left. "Lonely, bored goat-herder, into Jihad, mass murder, and figs, seeks fellow 'Progressive' for long term relationship. I enjoy long walks in the desert. And goats. Lets end western civilization together! (AND YES, THIS IS MY REAL BEARD!) But there's a hint of desperation to all this. UBL is no longer calling for America's destruction. Now, he's begging us to leave the middle east. Which means, he's running out of hummus. It's clear he would love to call things "even" and check into the Yemen Hilton for a nice bath. Just remember: only a man who's losing it quotes Chomsky. Usama's on the ropes. Let's keep him there. Until he's at the end of one.
AND THAT'S MY GUT FEELING.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: billmaher; binladen; greggutfeld; liberaltalkingpoints; noamchomsky; osamabinladen
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:44:48 AM PDT
by
coffee260
To: coffee260
osama....obama...osama...obama...connect dots.
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:50:29 AM PDT
by
AmericanMade1776
( my opinions do not represent the opinions of the management at Free Republic, they are mine alone.)
To: coffee260
Greg Gutfeld is an “acquired taste”. I don’t go to bed until after 3 a.m. now. I love the guy!
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:52:08 AM PDT
by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
To: coffee260
I agree wholeheartedly - in the last presidential election cycle, very near the election, he actually endorsed John Kerry and the Democrats - of course, no stir in the MSM that the leading terrorist would endorse the Democrat contender. Keep up the pressure and we, Americans, will prevail - even the traitors among us will better served.
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:52:36 AM PDT
by
MarkT
To: sageb1
Greg Gutfeld is an acquired taste. I dont go to bed until after 3 a.m. now. I love the guy!
I agree, Greg is an acquired taste. The cringe factor on Red Eye is sometimes too high for me and I have to tune out. What say you?
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:56:51 AM PDT
by
coffee260
(coffee)
To: coffee260
Usama's on the ropes. Let's keep him there. Until he's at the end of one. Money line!
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:57:15 AM PDT
by
Christian4Bush
("Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech." Hold a hearing on that.)
To: coffee260
I wonder how much he’s donated to Hillary! for President?
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:01:41 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
To: coffee260
I started watching the show the very first night because I knew FOX was trying to appeal to a new type of audience and I wanted to help with the ratings.
BUT...!
My very first email to Greg was...
Samantha Judge is a pig! I think I sent it 5 times I was so mad.
Yes, it is waaay over the top much too often. The only thing that saved the show was the fact that they put Greg’s mom on last. I stayed with the show just for that. ;)
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:03:56 AM PDT
by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I wonder how much hes donated to Hillary! for President?I think he's more in tune with his namesake and fellow Muslim, Obama
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:09:11 AM PDT
by
digger48
To: coffee260; sageb1
The cringe factor on Red Eye is sometimes too high for me and I have to tune out. What say you?
I would agree with that. He'll say something outlandish, there's an uncomfortable pause as the others scramble for a way to react, and I ask myself, "What am I doing up at 3:00 in the morning?"
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:17:25 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: coffee260
“I thought I was listening to Keith Olbermann”
Bingo! Also, the Chomsky plug was priceless.
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:19:26 AM PDT
by
Roberts
To: digger48
Hillary! works better as a false front.
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:21:35 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
To: MarkT
he actually endorsed John Kerry and the Democrats Well, John Kerry did say that he met with foreign leaders who indicated they would endorse him. At least one delivered.
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posted on
09/08/2007 8:21:55 AM PDT
by
Bernard
(The Fairness Doctrine should be applied to people who follow the rules to come to America legally)
To: coffee260
"I agree, Greg is an acquired taste. The cringe factor on Red Eye is sometimes too high for me and I have to tune out. What say you?"
I love the show...it's a spoof of liberal "entertainment" shows. It's not for the timid or for those who are sheltered.
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posted on
09/08/2007 9:48:39 AM PDT
by
Earthdweller
(All reality is based on faith in something.)
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