Posted on 08/14/2007 6:26:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Let me see if I can cheer you up:
Hillary Clinton will be your nominee in 2008.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Not even 24 business hours.
But . . . but . . . I thought Rove was INDICTED on 5/12/06!?! Remember, Sealed vs. Sealed and all that? Wha hoppen? Didn't I read that in truthout? "Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?"
Is. That. You. Will. Pitt. ?.
DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"
Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate
Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS
Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
Keep seeing Chimpy McBush in your nightmares.
Will Pitt says, "I thought about a frontal lobotomy, but I'd rather have a bottle in front of me."
Marriage killed your sex drive? It has a way of doing that, doesn't it?
At least that's what I've heard.
THAT is one of your best compositions ever!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_zaps
Wow, my doctor wanted to put me on Cimbalta for “nerve pain” associated with a spinal fusion....
Not on your life buddy...some of the drugs side effects are REALLY scary....
Well, it's certainly not from missing your period.
idiots
these drug companies will give them their drugs for free...
http://www.wyeth.com/contact?rid=/wyeth_html/home/shared/footer/Patient/contact_patient_assist.html
Coffee followed closely by beer? Yuk! The two just don't mix.
Just read his/her post. The style writing is always the same — a rambling melange of profanity & bad poetry.
THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"
When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.
Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
This may sound pretty strange, but you really should give it a try. The roasted barley gives it a coffee flavor, and the hops add a little bite in the finish.
Makes one serving.
2 cups of vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup Guinness Extra Stout
Put all the ingredients in a blender and mix to desired consistency. I’ve also heard of people making Guinness ice cream floats.
Right now working on the beer stage.
Billy Mays here for SHOCK-ME...
You are very funny!
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