In our Navy unit, we had a phone number to call also — the Chaplain’s.
And another: “Ever hear a grown man —cancel that — girl cry?”
Missy, get over it! Take a reality pill — and apply for OCS. If, on the remote chance you are accepted, by the time your obligated service is over, you might be in a position to be marketable — with real job skills. And, you might even become an acceptable, reasonably competent Naval Officer. Maybe. *S*