I'm making my big move to the townhouse this weekend. Hopefully there will be a smooth transition with my Comcast cable but, if not, the DUFUs might be out of action for a few days. Also I will be busy moving my stuff in general so don't be surprised if the DUFU editions for the next week or so will be a bit spotty.
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1 posted on
07/19/2007 6:19:28 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
07/19/2007 6:20:55 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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3 posted on
07/19/2007 6:20:55 AM PDT by
steveegg
(I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
To: PJ-Comix
The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.
Noooo, DUmmie . . . as we discussed yesterday, that's what late-model convertible Corvettes are for.
4 posted on
07/19/2007 6:23:38 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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7 posted on
07/19/2007 6:26:00 AM PDT by
murdoog
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9 posted on
07/19/2007 6:28:03 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: PJ-Comix
Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.
13 posted on
07/19/2007 6:39:14 AM PDT by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: PJ-Comix
"What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?" Said the DUmmie who is obviously self-testing his/her touch-typing skills; training his/her pinkie to properly activiate the SHIFT key!
14 posted on
07/19/2007 6:41:42 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Maybe s/he is a newspaper editor and is practicing writing headlines?)
To: PJ-Comix
"What what a f*cking Guido that guy is" I am assuming this DUmmie isn't really bigoted against Italians.
16 posted on
07/19/2007 6:44:53 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(What would Skinner have done if he had used "Tyrone" instead of "Guido"?)
To: PJ-Comix
"The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have." [What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]
Democratchik votes from the homeless?
To: PJ-Comix
In my travels I have discovered that more “lefties” than “righties” are driving Hummers. I guess hypocrisy isn’t a part of their lexicon (although they all live by it)...
19 posted on
07/19/2007 6:47:58 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
To: PJ-Comix
Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.
One side is always weaker than the other, and therefore loses in any disagreement. The idea that this justifies violence on the part of the weaker side is laughably moronic, i.e. DUmmielike.
But if you want to try to settle everything by violence, go right ahead bottom-feeders. Who has the guns, and who doesn't?
20 posted on
07/19/2007 6:53:14 AM PDT by
Cheburashka
(Occam's razor. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but 99%+ is not too shabby.)
To: PJ-Comix
One "wonders" why they chose to mess with this guy instead of some gang leader's Navigator, or for that matter Ashton Kuchter's vehicle:
-Eric
21 posted on
07/19/2007 7:02:47 AM PDT by
E Rocc
(Resident Smartass and Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
To: PJ-Comix
Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there. This was probably written by a neocon Lousy Freeper Troll because I'm sure this whole issue could have been resolved with a little negotiation.
22 posted on
07/19/2007 7:06:29 AM PDT by
faq
To: PJ-Comix
Most liberals have body odor.
23 posted on
07/19/2007 7:12:26 AM PDT by
YourAdHere
(Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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It’s amazing how many of them go around measuring the penises of Hummer owners.
24 posted on
07/19/2007 7:13:54 AM PDT by
techcor
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I'm getting one of these. I defy River and Moonunit to get within 10 feet of it before my 3 dogs start knawing on their Birkenstocks.
26 posted on
07/19/2007 7:21:10 AM PDT by
bikerMD
(Beware, the light at the end of the tunnel may be a muzzle flash.)
To: PJ-Comix
I once had a rip-roarin 400hp sports car. She was as beautiful as she was BAD. Guzzled gas, when I pushed her, like a tank!
On the other hand, my daily driver was a small, tiny, 40mpg car. So I think that Karma would have balanced out.
Today, I ride my bicycle to the train station, and take mass transit to work every day. Wonder if that would earn me a Hummer.
27 posted on
07/19/2007 7:43:03 AM PDT by
Paradox
(They're simply playing all of us, all of them.)
To: PJ-Comix
Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity. These guys sound rough and tough... Perhaps they can lead the military force against our enemies in the middle east. Oh wait...they save it all only for their fellow Americans.
28 posted on
07/19/2007 8:14:21 AM PDT by
Libertina
(FRee Republic - The most prestigious address on the WWW!)
To: PJ-Comix
The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have. [What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]
A "Che" t-shirt.
30 posted on
07/19/2007 8:51:16 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
To: PJ-Comix
Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there. ...
Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands.
Feel the love! Joint winners (no, DUmmies, that doesn't mean I'm giving you a joint) of the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™ for today.
31 posted on
07/19/2007 8:53:49 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
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