DUmmie FUnnies 07-12-07 ("I have a feeling in my gut, too")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 12, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

An incredible rain experience yesterday. On Tuesday it was HOT in the 90s with hardly a cloud in the sky. Yesterday started out very hot but in the afternoon a very REFRESHING rainstorm hit. It only lasted about a half hour but it was enough time to thoroughly enjoy it. Nothing like cold rain from a few thousand feet up falling upon overheated South Florida denizens like myself who truly appreciate the relief. What makes it feel even better is the memory of how hot and miserable it was just a short time before. I hope we have some more rain today. Remember, rain is NOT your enemy. Learn to embrace it and enjoy it. I recommend carrying a pair of rubber flip-flops in your car and wear a floppy swamp hat for head protection from the rain.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[CONSERVE]

top 10

[NeoCaveman]

top 5

[Ditter]

the feeling in the gut of DUmmies is likely their heads which they have stuck up there.

[JamesP81]

Top 10

[Xenalyte]

As my niece would say, “How come it is” that no DUmmies can differentiate “rein” (which you do with a horse or a misadministration) with “reign” (which a ruler does)?

[steve-b]

there are a lot of gullible people out there

Project much?

[svcw]

Its called cranial rectumitis.

[San Jacinto]

“[The big 9/11 debate among the DUmmies is whether they are of the MIHOP or LIHOP school of thoughtlessness.]”

LOL! I’m sure there will soon be a big seminar offered at a major university where the topic will be debated in great depth. The MIHOPS will end up attacking the LIHOPS and shout them down as tools of the right wing forces of evil. The Ny Times will do an in depth investigation which concludes that while no definitive answer can be provided for the question of MIHOP vs. LIHOP, it is clearly all Bush’s fault.

[rockrr]

These bozos wouldn’t get a clue if it bashed them upside the head. Even when they acknowledge the terror threat, they twist it up into BDS.

Poor stupid Dhimmis!

[Charles Henrickson]

I have a feeling in my gut. . . .

Will Pitt, heading for the porcelain at Bukowski's.

[Charles Henrickson]

Is that what's brewing?

Will Pitt hits the local microbrewery.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm neither committed to LIHOP or MIHOP. . . .

I think you should be committed to an asylum.

[NRA1995]

the feeling in the gut of DUmmies is likely their heads which they have stuck up there.I was thinking too much milk and cookies.

[carolinablonde]

I hate to ask this, but what do MIHOP & LIHOP stand for?

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm neither committed to LIHOP or MIHOP. . . .

Aw, go on and go with the stronger of the two.

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Cheney, and his Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

[libs_kma]

"[I am looking forward to doing some FUn DUFUs on 11/5/08.]"

I've got my crystal ball out and I see clearly that on 11/5/08, the drive by's are labeling conservatives as sexist because we didn't vote for the beast.

Lord knows it couldn't be because she's a communist piece of steaming @#$%. It's because we are sexist.

Replace sexist with racist if Osama Obama somehow wins the dim nomination.

[Red_Devil 232]

“[The big 9/11 debate among the DUmmies is whether they are of the MIHOP or LIHOP school of thoughtlessness.]”

Ok, I have to ask because I have no idea ... What is a MIHOP and a LIHOP?

[OSHA]

Made it or Let it happen on purpose.