Posted on 07/11/2007 4:56:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
John Edwards has downplayed the terrorist threat by stating that the global war on terrorism is nothing but a bumper sticker slogan. In fact, it is very important to Leftwingers that the fiction be preserved that there is no real threat of Islamo-Fascist terrorism. Ask a typical leftwinger who is more of a terrorist threat; an Islamic fundamentalist or your average Southern Baptist and he would either answer the latter or (if trying to pretend to be sane) be unable to answer the question. Therefore it is no surprise at all that the DUmmies are in an uproar over some PSA ad during a TV show in which parents are encouraged to talk to their kids about terrorist attacks as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Oh my f*cking gawd, the motherf*ckers!!!!" Yes, how DARE they suggest you should talk to your own children about terrorism especially since the REAL terrorists are the EVIL Bush regime who plotted and carried out the 9/11 attacks. So let us now watch the DUmmies once again leap off the edge of sanity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that John Edwards considers a Republican neighbor to be more of a threat than Osama bin Laden, is in the [brackets]:
Oh my f*cking gawd, the motherf*ckers!!!!
[What happened? Did someone threaten us with nuclear detruction or, even worse, cut off your pizza supply line?]
I just saw an ad on ABC Family - you know, the ones where you need to talk to your kids about smoking, drugs, drinking, abstinence...but it was talking to your kids about terrorist attacks!
[Better warn them about the DUmmies as well.]
I just caught the end. Looked up and saw little kids with big eyes - the narrator asking parents, "What will you do to protect your children....? How will you keep them safe?" They gave a .gov address to get suggestions for "making a plan".
[What will you do to protect your DUmmies from reality?]
And there was the big Homeland Security Sig at the end.
This is soooo f*cked up.
[GASP! Imagine Homeland Security being concerned about the security of children especially since we know it is really a Gestapo type operation intent on sending all us good progressives to Wal-Mart detention camps. And now for some more outrage from the rest of the DUmmies...]
Duck and cover!
[DUmmie and cover...your brain.]
Insanely EVIL... Talking about terror attacks with your kids-
[The horror. The HORROR!]
More important to talk to your kids about who is behind pushing terror and these "talk" promos.The powers that be are completely out of control. Can I get a witness?
[Norman Bates can back you up as a witness.]
Nothing like using children when the adults stop buying the lie.
[Nothing like using children as suicide bombers but to DUmmies that is only a rightwing myth.]
"They want to kill your CHILDREN, David ... " Right from the mouth of the beast, the most filthy kind of fear-mongering.
[How dare they! We all know Al Qaeda is merely a benign organization concerned only with helping the needy.]
I think it's www.ready.gov. I've seen that commercial too. Let's make sure the little ones are good and scared!
[Meanwhile in schools all over the country, leftwing teachers have no problem scaring children about the Beast---the EVIL Bush Regime.]
From the kid's fun page - 'Terrorism is the use of threat or violence to scare governments into changing their policies. A terrorist can be an individual or a member of an organization. The attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, are examples of acts of terrorism.
The word "terrorism" first appeared in France (terrorisme) in 1795.
Talk to your parents or teachers if you have questions about this type of emergency.'
Unbelievable!
[Unbelievable! How dare they suggest it was foreign terrorists who attacked the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11 when we all know it was just a government plot to recreate the Reichstag fire.]
You may note they call it 'The Homeland'. Remind you of anything?
[Yeah. Homeland Security cameras. I'm marketing them. You get a 6" monitor plus TWO infrared cameras for only 25 bucks. May I take your order?]
What gives Chertoff the right to tell the country that he has a “gut” feeling that we’re going to be hit with a terrorist attack this summer?
[Um... Maybe because he is the director of Homeland Security?]
This - is child abuse - not protection. Of course, I was pretty young during the drop and duck days - so maybe it was abuse then as well.
[You seem to leaving a lot of DUck drops nowadays as well.]
It's all pretty bad but this one is criminal. F*ck these dirt bags for messing with my kids.
[And I bet this DUmmie would have absolutely NO problem with a leftwing teacher instructing his kids about the clinical details of gay sex or instilling paranoia in them about the EVIL Bush Regime.]
Bush = Stalin. If you're talking terms of insane propaganda, that is.
[DUmmie = NUts.]
it is all about control, something that comes out of Goebbels handbook, keep the masses in fear, f*ck that and f*ck them. And damn them for using ourchildren for their propaganda.
[So you would have no problem with stopping the daily leftwing propaganda that children are subjected to in public schools?]
Like I said before. Terrorism is not a f*cking threat to me. If you look at the damage they have done to our country (not phsycological - just strictly material) it's miniscule. It's all in people's heads. If a f*cking asshole decides to drive a car into airport to unsuccessfully blow it up once every three years, and burns himself in the process, why should that be the main reason for structuring our foreign policy? this is so stupid
[Is that you, Pink Sapphire?]
Using the oldest play in the book. religion does it nonstop to kids.
[Except for the Islamic religion. You need to clarify that.]
Yet another reason to turn of the TV permanently. We still have a TV, but it's hardly ever on. Kids can't get subjected to propaganda, whether it's from the government or just fast food or cola companies, if the TV is off. I agree this is evil. But for once, you have the power to make it go away. Turn off the TV. Permanently.
[It is important to shelter your children from reality so they can grow up to become DUmmies.]
We all know this fearmongering is bullshit....
[Just like 9/11. BS.]
They have started ramping up the fear again. I shudder to think what they are planning.
[Shipping you off to Wal-Mart Detention Camps of course.]
It's all in people dead.
How about the f*cking assholes who decided to fly two airplanes into towers to successfully burn them up and incinerate 3,000 of our fellow citizens in the process?
Isn't Stalin a DUmmie idol?
You gotta love these guys. On one hand it is, “BUSH KNEW!” and did nothing about it. On the other hand it is, “They’re crying wolf.” Make up your minds libs. Either you want the government to be proactive or you don’t. Can’t have it both ways.
Tell that to the heads of Daniel Pearl, Nick Berg, et al.
It's the Weblog Awards. They most prestigious Blog awards on the Web. Winning that is like the web equivalent of winning the Oscar. What I need are NOMINATIONS. Once nominated, I think the DUmmie FUnnies have a fair chance of winning due to Freeper power. Hee! Hee! But first, I NEED that nomination!
Is that you, Will Pitt?
Is that you, Will Pitt?
Never mind those 3,000 people that were murdered on 9/11. Not one of them was me or anyone I care about, so they don't matter.
Mmmm...yeah. Warm apple pie.
Of course it isn't. That's not what they plan to do to you.
I see you've met Will.
IF their neighborhood gets bombed by a terrorist they will be the first to complain about how Bush is a failure for not connecting the dots.
IMHO - The only thing that will change these idiots mind is massive and repeated destruction of places they hold dear. If they are not affected personally they will rationalize terrorism as propaganda.
This DUmmie thread draws out the fringes of DUmmieland. Nothing will ever change their minds, so corroded with paranoia and pessimism that a cloudless bright spring day just makes it easier for their imagined enemies to identify them to pick up for re-education at their local Walmart detention center later.
These are hard posts to DUFU. I don't take much joy in making fun of certifiably crazy people. I take some joy in it, though. Therefore, I DUFU.
I know some democrats that I have met through a friend at work. They have never heard of the DU. They consider themselves moderate democrats but still think in line with this posting. I just don’t understand it. Maybe it is better that way.
It's all in people dead.
An inexcapable and accurate repudiation.
6,000 Americans dead, yet these people claim the damage was slight? What will make them angry! WHAT?????
These are hard posts to DUFU. I don't take much joy in making fun of certifiably crazy people. I take some joy in it, though. Therefore, I DUFU.
In a nutshell. And perfectly written. PJ, Note must be taken of this; it defines DUFU perfectly.
I have a friend who is very liberal in her political beliefs. We have great fun laughing at the DUmmies. I can’t imagine a moderate democrat thinking there is something wrong with educating a child in any form of safety. This isn’t promoting fear—it’s promoting awareness.
I don’t get it either. Two of the guys actually said yesterday that if we pull out of Iraq it will end terrorism. When I reminded them of the car bombing of the WTC in the 1990’s they changed the subject.
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