DUmmie FUnnies 07-02-07 ("Poor judgment on dKos")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 2, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Check out this STORY about a South Florida NUtcase who also works for the Palm Beach Post.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[EarthBound]

first!

[Huntress]

2nd!

[MamaB]

Hello.

[LonePalm]

Top Ten?

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Incorrigible]

On a top 10 roll!

[mikrofon]

There was compressed gas in the form of propane tanks with nails packed around them.

Not to worry -- just a new fast-track construction method...

[kevkrom]

We have a new left-leaning prime minister who is distancing himself from the Bush Adminisration and his predecessor, Tony Blair. All of a sudden there is a rash of bombings. Sounds too familiar to be coincidence in my book.

Yeah, moron -- it shows the enemy that the UK may now be weak and ready to give in to terrorist demands, much like Spain did.

You show weakness to these animals, and they hit you harder.

[Dooderbutt]

Top 10?

[Incorrigible]

We have a new left-leaning prime minister who is distancing himself from the Bush Adminisration and his predecessor, Tony Blair. All of a sudden there is a rash of bombings. Sounds too familiar to be coincidence in my book.

Of course!  The knighting of Salmon Rushdie.  The anniversary of the 7/7 suicide bombs in London.  Nope there could be no other coincidence other than the new British PM.

 

[Hoodlum91]

You throw the cigarette into the liquid gasoline, and the gas vapors are so dense that there is simply no oxygen to burn. Not only does the gasoline not ignite, the cigarette is extinguished due to lack of oxygen to sustain its own fire.

[I wonder how many KOmmies will self-destruct by attempting this science experiment?]

Try it. I have a dear (yet stupid) friend who tried this and ended up in the burn unit for a week.

[PJ-Comix]

That "scientific" experiment reminds me of an incident that happened at a big store in West Palm Beach years ago. A can of mineral oil fell off a shelf and opened up, leaking all over the floor. One worker wanted to evacuate the area until it could be cleaned up but another worker pooh-poohed the threat by stating that mineral oil was inflammable. He demonstrated his theory by lighting a match and tossing it on the mineral oil which proceeded to burn hotly and causing other cans of mineral oil and similar liquids to explode thus causing the store to burn.

Remember that episode, Dennis? I can't remember if it was a K-Mart or a Home Depot. I think it was the former but not sure.

[airborne]

According to pandering presidential candidate, John Edwards, the global war on terror is just a bumper sticker slogan.

Did anyone look to see if the cars used in the London bombing attempts had those bumper stickers on them?

Or the one in Glasgow?

[ConservativeMind]

These people are simply crazy.

You do the trolling so the rest of us don’t have to. Keep up the good work!

[bcsco]

The Glasgow attack was very Hollywood, which made it look more like an unfortunate comedy moment than a serious threat.

Well, no, Hollyweird would have either had a humongous explosion with people trapped everywhere, and some hero finding a way out of the burning, crumbling building through ventilation pipes, or...Bruce Willis ramming the Cherokee from the side into an abutment and preventing it from entering the terminal, then killing the occupants.

Let's face it; while the ability of these terrorists seems to be somewhat diminished, is this such a bad thing? Is it because the training camps in Afghanistan and Pakistan are being hunted so ruthlessly, they have to hurry or inhibit their training cycles to prevent discovery? Is it because there's so much good intelligence gathering going on in England that the home-grown muzzies can't get much accomplished without exposure?

Whatever the reason, it tells me we may have an upper hand in the situation; at least in this small corner of the World.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Yeah, moron -- it shows the enemy that the UK may now be weak and ready to give in to terrorist demands, much like Spain did.

Let's see. Islamo-crazy strategy seems to be to test the new leader's resolve immediately. Doesn't seem like a bad strategy, but are the DUmmies and KOmmies capable of seeing it? Heck no because they don't even think that we are involved in a war. Much like all of the events that took place under Clinton. "Move along. Nothing to see here. Terrorists are not out to get us."

Based on my testing-the-new-guy theory, I would say that we should expect a big attack in our country in late 2008 or early 2009. I hope our next elected leader is up to the challenge.

[jiggyboy]

It's true that American media has a tendency to blow everything way out of proportion. (I was a first-hand witness to that too in Denton, TX during and after 9-11 - our mosque happened to get firebombed.)

I don't believe this for one second. There have been no mosques firebombed in Texas or the U.S., ever!

[Personal Responsibility]

As for disruption in London - disruption in London happens all the time, whether there's a threat or not. London has one of the creakiest and most overcrowded public transport networks in the developed world. Decades of 'Why should we spend money on the peasants?' have seen to that. There was disruption before Friday, and there will be more disruption after it. Turrurists are almost a minor inconvenience compared to other mundane annoyances on that network.

[In the Alternate Universe of KOmmieland, terrorism ranks down there with inconvenient traffic jams.]

Snipped from Kerretarded...Heck no because they don't even think that we are involved in a war.

Coming next week: The Global War on Traffic!

[rockrr]

Very nice. A DUmmie (or in case a KOmmie) has an all too rare interchange with reality, and the advice of its contemporaries is to take another bong hit.

Indomitable Ignorance rules the day!