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PING!
In...again.
Chimpeachment ping! Keep ‘em rolling, PJ!
Thats good.
Fifth?
SICS!
Not bad, I will hum them in my head along with “Barack the Magic Negro”.......................
Top 10?
IATW! (In At The Writing!)
You made me snicker. I never snicker. Stop it!(not really)
LOL
Suggestion to all: Click the music links for the tunes and you’ll be able to sing along!
Those songs are just so...so...DUmmie-like.
Charles, are you sure you’re not one? :D
Now it's the most popular word at the DU and has been uttered more in the last 10 years then it has been in total since Andre Johnson (a Democrat) was impeached. LOL!
Yes, those are the two directly on impeachment fever, but others have been in the neighborhood. This one was done right after the November elections, when the DUmmies were feeling their (gl)oats:
THE GLOATER
Tune: "The Glow Worm" original vocal / instrumental
Gloat, little gloater, gleeful DUmmie
Gloat, little gloater, gleeful DUmmie
Feel so proud and then feel prouder
Hatred's voice is calling louder
Gloat, little gloater, gleeful DUmmie
Hey there don't get warm and chummy
Fight the Pugs to hell and back
Stay on the attack
Bite, little gloater, ant of fire
Bite like a pitbull off the wire
Bark like a moonbat, it's so easy
Turn loose Pelosi down in DC
The Right could use a little frightnin'
Strike 'em just like a bolt of lightnin'
When you're full of spite, you fight
Bite, little gloater, bite
Scream, little gloater, cry and clamor
Scream till you start to foam and stammer
Thou art good and Bush is evil
On his ass get medieval
See how Bushitler needs impeachin'
Don't think of how you're overreachin'
Now's the time to boil and steam
Scream, little gloater, scream
Go, little gloater, keep on gloating
You'll make the folks regret their voting
You got a House that's full of loonies
Which doesn't play well in the boonies
I love it when you start to show hate
That helps us out to win in '08
I got a hunch you'll make it so
Go, little gloater, go
DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"
Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate
Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS
Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
The New Math?
Our I-M-P-E-A-C-H-ment becomes final today
Condi and KKKarl, will be going away.