DUmmie FUnnies 05-07-07 (DUmmies Mourn Victory Of Pro-American Candidate)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 7, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[epow]

The worrying thing is that he might do a Thatcher on the French economy.

France should be so lucky. If what I recently read is true, France now has the worst economy in western Europe thanks to it's socialist government's economic schemes and it's self-destructive communist-led labor parties.

Of course that's exactly what Dummiesand KOmmies want for America, the worse the economy becomes in any country the better it is for advancing the socialist/communist agenda.

[epow]

Sarkozy looks like another Napolean Bonaparte.

You mean he's short and parts his hair funny? I hadn't noticed.

[CSM]

I was actually encouraged to see the results of this election, until the first thing that was reported about his statements was that he was calling for America to take the global lead to stop environmental change.

Doesn’t sound that conservative to me, more like a “not as left as the opponent.”

[Abathar]

Wow, funny you should ask that. Took my kids fishing last night, my youngest daughter caught the biggest bass I have yet to pull out of my lake, 7 lbs.

Thought it was a catfish until it got to the boat and took off again, my daughter was so excited she wanted to have it mounted.

I talked her into releasing it so I could get hold of it myself later this summer...

She suspected my ulterior motives, I didn't raise any stupid kids when it comes to fishing etiquette.

[johnny7]

LOL... great story!

Nothing gets a kid more interested in fishing than having a good day at it quickly. I think you just made her a fisherman-for-life.

[the OlLine Rebel]

And the funny thing is they push their agenda as the solution.

But things don’t ever get better with their agenda. It just gets worse.

Until everyone is equally poor.

When are the gazillions of idiots in this country going to get a clue?

[the OlLine Rebel]

“he was calling for America to take the global lead to stop environmental change.”

WOW! Sounds like my kind of guy! To STOP all this nonsense? Great!

[Abathar]

Yep, they love to fish. Don’t like the live bait vs. hook thing yet, but I did get her to put a couple of worms on herself last night, so that was a big hurdle overcome.

[dfwgator]

Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?

What does Poland have to do with the French election?

[beckysueb]

Odd that they should ask such a question, since muzzie violence was rampant under Chiraq.

[Paul Heinzman]

Sarkozy strikes me as very authoritarian

Meaning he thinks people should be arrested for setting cars on fire.

[Paul Heinzman]

Jesus, what is wrong with this f*cking planet.

You keep telling us it's global warming. You don't sound so sure of yourself now.

[oh8eleven]

Such hysterics are just as wrong now as they were when conservatives invoked them to justify
McCarthyism for national security reasons and the Vietnam War based on the domino theory.
Conservatives my @ss. "Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today? Hey, hey, LBJ ...."

[Paul Heinzman]

I suspect the Socialist party is going to become even more fractured than it is already. Not a recipe for success.

Oh, the irony of that statement.

[agrace]

I'm beginning to believe that half the posters on DU are FReeper trolls... trolling to bring out the real whackos.

I'm convinced of it.

[Paul Heinzman]

Do you have any background in Bush and the neocons? If you did, you'd know rigged elections are entirely part of their arsenal.

Right along with controlling hurricanes, flying airplanes into buildings, making John Kerry say stupid crap, and so on, and so on, and so on...

[Paul Heinzman]

My 84 year old father-in-law just talked with me from Touleuse France. He is shitting his pants and you should hear him "merde" this and "merde" that, and "il est un fascist."

There's just nothing you can add to this one to make it any funnier. I just bust out laughing every time I see it.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?

And what kind of POLES is Rove rigging? The POLES for his debut as a POLE dancer?

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

What's with all the hating on the Poles? This was the French election not the Polish one.

Besides, Sarkozy is ethnically Hungarian, not Polish.

[Duke Nukum]

Do you have any background in Bush and the neocons? If you did, you'd know rigged elections are entirely part of their arsenal. Don't be naive. The people who arestating this are NOT "tinfoilers". The people who refuse to accept the possibility are ignorant of the people with whom we're dealing.

Yes dear, that may be, but at least the dead don't vote for conservatives. And College Republicans only vote once, unlike their vile smelling college know-it-all hippie counterparts.