Not likely the stardom elite will ever live by what they want for everyone else.......they have people for that!
Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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Gosh - I just thought of how she means to do this.
It can be summed up in one word.
Recycling.
You actually take a ten-sheet batch in with you.
For 10 consecutive visits.
After the 10th one, just throw it away!
No guilt.
Brilliant.
When toilet paper is outlawed, only outlaws . . . oh, never mind.
In the Nazi death camps the inmates were made to use the pages from holy books. I think caw caw would prefer pages from the Bible for her purposes. Her god, afterall, is gaia (nouns in the immediate preceding sentence purposely uncapitalized out of lack of respect).
REAL men don't use paper!
Not likely the stardom elite will ever live by what they want for everyone else.......they have people for that!
Ick, stop, I gagged just looking at that list. And when Chuck Hagel appears on the tube I just know something irritating is going to pop out.
I suggest she use her left hand like the islamics do out in the desert.
;->
What are we supposed to wipe our nose with....guess I shouldn’t have asked that.
And that's what this whole globull warming is all about. Sheryl Crow, Laurie David, AlGore, and the rest of these nut jobs want to have GOVERNMENT put all kinds of limitations on what can and cannot be done, subject to the whims of what the left-wing globull Nazis deem is acceptable, such as appropriate toilet paper usage.
These people are very scary!
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.
If I can’t use TP I guess Crow will have to kiss my *** so I’m clean.
Ouch !! painful to just look at it.
another one world liberal wishing to make us just like a third world peasant......
This reveals the desire for total, smothering control over every aspect of our lives...all justified in the name of gaia/save the planet.
Crow’s comrades may not count on how many squares we use, but would rather limit the rolls we purchase.
Imagine when NO public restrooms offer Toilet paper.
This is just the tip of the iceberg...libs want to monitor and control EVERYTHING you do.
“Liberal” used to mean a member of an opposition party.
Now “liberal” means tyranny.
Their scare tactics have flip-flopped four times over the last eighty-some years.
The following graphs show that Earth is in a brief period of global warming called an interglacial. The longer time spans, the deep troughs are glacial periods. The line that runs across the graphs is the temperature in 1950 and listed as "0" on the left axis.
As can be seen in Figure 1-5, Earth appears ready to move toward another ice age in the cycle.
I'm more concerned with sustaining global warming to offset global cooling and the next ice age.
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This first graph looks bad, doesn't it -- steeper upward temperature trend. Horizontal red line is temperature at 1950.
Figure 1-1 Global warming
The second graph shows today's temperature isn't out of the norm. Horizontal blue line is temperature at 1950.
Figure 1-2 Climate of the last 2400 years
The next graph shows a downtrend in temperatures from 8,000 years ago to today. The down trend is steeper in the recent 2,000 years. From left to right the upper spikes have lower highs while the lower spikes have lower lows. (The same effect can be seen in Figure 1-2, above.)
Figure 1-3 Climate of the last 12,000 years
This graph shows that agriculture and stationary societies emerged 8,000 years ago during a time frame when global temperature was much higher than normal, or average.
Figure 1-4 Climate of the last 100,000 years
The next graph shows that the recent 8,000 years was one of five brief hot spikes when glaciers were at minimums. With much longer troughs when glacials (ice ages) were the norm most of the time.
Figure 1-5 Climate for the last 420 kyr, from Vostok ice
The graph below is reversed. That is, the left side is present day and the right side is 3 million years ago. It shows a 3 million year down trend toward widening extremes in the temperature cycle.
Figure 1-6 Climate for the last 3 million years
The final graph shows CO2 lagging temperature change -- not leading it.
Figure 1-7 CO2 and temperature for the last 450 kyr
When man can cause meaningful global warming yesterday would be a good time to begin thwarting the next ice age.
Great documentary: The Great Global Warming Swindle at Google.
The Great Global Warming Swindle at You Tube.
If the above links don't work use the respective search function at each Website. Type: The Great Global Warming Swindle.
Her parents didn’t even know how to spell Cheryl.
Who’s going to enforce it, Crapper Cops? Potty Police? Will you be written Toilet Tickets? Water Closet Warrants?
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