Posted on 03/10/2007 9:02:14 PM PST by Brutus1964
Scientists claim that the Earth is warming, and human activities such as driving SUVs, and even cow flatulence are to blame. I believe I have finally discovered the real cause of global warming. The culprit is none other than Daylight Savings Time.
Changing from standard to Daylight Time creates an additional hour of daylight while at the same time gives us one hour less of night. This gives the sun an extra hour to heat the Earth and reduces the amount of night time for the Earth to cool itself down. The result is a heating of the Earths surface. This year we may see an increase in global warming do to the fact that the evil Republican Congress moved Daylight Savings time ahead three weeks. This may prove to be even more catastrophic since there will now be even more global warming causing daylight.
The new enlightened Democrat Congress must act now and eliminate Daylight Savings Time to curb the threat of global warming. It may even be necessary to enact Night Time Savings Time to offset decades of the destructive effects of Daylight Savings Time. Call Algore! Call Nancy Pelosi! Demand that they immediately enact Night Time Savings Time. Our very existence may depend on it. Do it for the children!
However daylights savings time would have reduced global warming if the Democrats voted to moved DST ahead three weeks.
I'm still pissed at the Martians for driving all of those BIG green Martian SUVs - causing warming on Mars. It can't possibly be that high sunspot activity, which happens to correlate perfectly with warming on Earth and Mars, has anything to do with it.
Maybe ALGORE should go warn Mars
It exudes from the facial vocal orifices of Liberals...
There is a large concentration of them in Washington, D.C., and in California.
Go to google vedios and see the movie about the global warming scam it is 1hr and 15 min. long but note at 40 to 45 min into the movie how green peace came about Al Gore exposed.
Click pn POGW graphic for full GW rundown
Ping me if you find one I've missed.
The Great Global Warming Swindle
Movie Link
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9005566792811497638&q=great+global+warming+swindle
Last night I set the alarm on my cell phone for 7:30. I woke up at 7:15. The cell clock read correctly, but the alarm didn't go off until 8:30!
Grrrr.
It is well proved that the colder the ether, the slower that global warming rays spread through a duped population.
Your alarm merely shows that electricity gets slower as well.
I think. 8<)
Proudly-driving-my-Ford F-150-and-ignoring-Al-Snore PING!!!
"People like Al Gore jet about the earth, living from mansion to mansion and say that they want to drastically lower the living standards for most people on the earth. Then, the so called peoples's people, who talk about "eqality" the most, think this is just fine."
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Carbon Offsets: Al Gore's Big Easy
INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY ^ | 3/6/07
Posted on 03/06/2007 8:20:32 PM PST by Winged Hussar
Gore's carbon footprint may be the size of Godzilla's, but he eases his conscience with "carbon offsets." He buys them from himself. And every time someone else buys them, Big Al gets richer.
...Speaking of carbon offsets and shell games, guess where Gore buys his carbon offsets? Well, he buys them from a firm call Generation Investment Management LLP, a tax-exempt U.S. 501(c)3 corporation. The chairman and co-founder is Al Gore. In other words, he buys his carbon offsets from himself. Others who buy these offset are really buying stock in Gore's growing business. You, too, can green up his portfolio, if not Earth itself.
(Excerpt) Read more at investors.com ...
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