DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-07 (A Warning To Temporary SockPuppet)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2007 | Temporary SockPuppet, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Mr. Silverback]

Investigate him anyway. I suspect he's a child molester, and I'm not saying that because of his politics.

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt's copying your gig, PJ: He's DUFUing WaPo.

Not only is he copying my format he is using the exact same description I often give for my format, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Oh yeah. He follows the DUFUs. Closely.

[Paul Heinzman]

I noticed that too. He's not fit to carry your nor Joel Hodgekin's nor Mike Nelson's lunch pails.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Whoa... that's a LONG one. I'm out of breath just hitting the page down button. :)

Several years ago, I was wrongly and clandestinely accused of terrible things in two separate incidents.

Yes, that's how it always happens now, doesn't it. TWO SEPARATE incidents and of course you had nothing to do with EITHER. Slick Willy... is that you on DU???

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

LOL!!! Good one!

[Purrcival]

Ah, where is OldLeftieLawyer when Pitt needs her?

[Sally'sConcerns]

Awww! Pittinski's mommy is posting again at DU. Paul, she's on the thread you referenced (The Washington Post vs. me: Libby, Iraq, and accountability: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x358900 ) where he begins a thread with a post long enough to kill all of the trees in Yellowstone if it had been written on paper. Did you read through the thread comments and see how proud Raven, his mommy, is of him?

I wonder if his mommy is aware of the whispered allegations the "alleged" Pitt's sock puppet wrote about which PJ re-ran today. I wonder how sock puppet ended up handling all of those allegations. I also wonder if the sock was thinking about actually running for a political position and decided not to.

Questions, questions, questions...I have lots of questions today! Anyone know if political campaigns do more than cursory background checks on hacks hired by them? Hmmm, I'm thinking Kucinich's last campaign for president probably didn't have much money to check stuff out. (Not that I'm implying in any way, shape, fashion or form that the 'alleged' sock puppet was ever affiliated in any way, shape, fashion or form with the alleged elf.)

Hey Paul, who said it was Li'l Beaver? Maybe it was Li'l Beavis...

[decal]

How long does it take to get an indictment in MA? It's been 14 months now since this came out.

Apparently, 14 months is still shorter than 24 business hours...

[darkangel82]

Wait a minute. Pitt logged in as himself to diss his own anonymous posting? How many voices are in that bloated head of his anyway?

Several, unless he remembers to take his medication.

[darkangel82]

Aren't those last 2 banned from DUmmieland?

[Paul Heinzman]

Hey Paul, who said it was Li'l Beaver? Maybe it was Li'l Beavis...

He doesn't have the fashion sense to be gay. I think he's straight; he just feels really, really guilty about it.

[Sally'sConcerns]

He doesn't have the fashion sense to be gay. I think he's straight; he just feels really, really guilty about it.

Yeah, Pitt's straight even though it's been bandied about here on FR that he was gay because of a picture posted one time on DU where he and another DU'er were horsing around pretending.

Several years ago he posted a thread on DU asking if $600.00 was too much to spend on a date. (I'm pretty sure it was $600.00) The main reason that thread stayed with me is because of the reaming and the nastiness directed directed at him about "wasting" that kind of money on a date.

Later in the thread he posted more detail and it turned out the date was the woman he'd been engaged to, they had just recently gotten back together, it was her birthday, they'd gone to a very nice restaurant and included in the 600 was a nice watch he'd bought for her as a birthday present.

Once he explained the details of the "date" the DUmmies changed their tune for the most part even though there were still a few who thought he could have spent his money on more worthy causes.

But wait!!! You don't think this picture shows a certain sense of gay fashion sense?

Oh swoon! Be still my beating heart! Yes, Yes, Yes...he's a fine figure of a man! /sarc

[Paul Heinzman]

A gay guy could make that work. If a straight guy dresses like that, he better be prepared to spend $600 on every date ;-)

[Paul Heinzman]

I never noticed this in that pic of Pitt before, but there is a right triangle of bare skin directly below his septum. Either he screwed up when he was trimming his 'stache, or he's merely combing his nasal hair down and around his mouth to form his Van Dyke.

Either way, pretty lame attempt at facial hair.

[Paul Heinzman]

I never noticed this in that pic of Pitt before, but there is a right triangle of bare skin directly below his septum. Either he screwed up when he was trimming his 'stache, or he's merely combing his nasal hair down and around his mouth to form his Van Dyke.

Either way, pretty lame attempt at facial hair.

[Paul Heinzman]

[Will the sock instantly soak up the mess caused by spilt drinks at the Bukowski's bar counter!]

I've got to check out that bar if I ever find myself in Bean-town, if for no other reason than to observe Pitt doing something he is actually good at.

[Sally'sConcerns]

A gay guy could make that work. If a straight guy dresses like that, he better be prepared to spend $600 on every date ;-)

But...but...but don't you know! He showed up in Crawford, Texas in that get-up and if I'm remembering correctly he had sandals on too. Yeah, I do know he had the sandals on, not sure if he wore them with his shirt and hat. I remember because the poor widdle dear became intimately acquainted with Texas's fire ant population. (snicker) His widdle toesies and feeties were bitten by those evil nasty old ants.

For him to show up in Crawford dressed like he was in the picture definitely made him stand out in the crowd and probably provided some much needed humor to the residents there.

Let's see...a too small, black (more than likely fake) beaver hat when the natives were in straw; a black t-shirt instead of a light colored, short sleeved shirt (with a collar and pocket/s); round, black Yoko Ono sunglasses instead of either none with corresponding squint lines or regular sunglasses or a ball cap and is that an ear ring? Wonder what kind of vehicle he rented once he was with the Witch in the Ditch.

Hmmm! Now there used to be a bar down in the Montrose area of Houston named Mary's and there he definitely would've been ogled and could have gotten several dates (all at the same time!).

[Paul Heinzman]

Yer on a roll today, Sal. I imagine if he'd wandered too far away from that lefty crowd there in Crawford--maybe to grab a brew at the local saloon--that between that getup and his insistance on having a Guiness instead of a Lone Star, he'd've gotten the Pitt kicked out of him.

Now, on the subject of the $600 date, do ya 'spose Pied Piper Pitt's name will show up on that D.C. madam's client list? $600 should at least get him something a notch or two above the quality of the mourning mama.

[thehumanlynx]

put me on your pinglist please. DU is full of morons, and I love it.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #980.

Just 20 away from the MAGIC 1000!!!