DUmmie FUnnies 03-06-07 ("Hilly Bob Clinton's 'Slingblade' Performance in Selma Yesterday")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 6, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Severa]

WOOHOO Top 10!

[CSM]

Holy Schmoly, almost IBTP!

[chesley]

5

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Incorrigible]

Woo Hoo Top 10

[Niteranger68]

I've bean a waitin' fer dis rat cheer!

(As usual....nice work PJ!)

[chesley]

[Somehow I don't think Southerners are going to warm up to a panderer who does impressions of them that make them sound like ignorant hicks. Even Sling Blade Karl wouldn't vote for her.]

I posted this on another thread about this subject, but I'll repeat myself here. There is nothing, except liberals of course, that I hate more than a damn Yankee with a fake Southern accent. Many of us can tell, and it grates on the ears like fingernails on a blackboard. This doesn't even address the pandering or mockery involved.

Hillary gets a twofer. Throw in "carpetbagger" as well, and she's had her three strikes.

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Brother Love's Travelin' Salvation Show (Hillary's pandering show in Selma)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 3-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/05/2007 3:24:06 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - BROTHER LOVES TRAVELING SALVATION SHOW

She’s dangerous…if you don’t understand that, well, you are naïve as can be
Her heart is black…there is nothing that she will not do…you are going to see

Selma waits for her…she is all set to preach
With her Southern drawl, in their hearts she’ll reach

It’s Hill, Hillary, it’s Queen Hillary and her pandering show
God she’s evoking, they don’t know she’s joking…too stupid to know
Taken by her pandering show

She’ll say the things she thinks you want to hear…never mind that it’s really a fake
If you‘re a threat, you may find that someday while you’re driving you’re missing your brakes

Selma waits for her…she is all set to preach
With her Southern drawl, in their hearts she’ll reach

It’s Hill, Hillary, it’s Queen Hillary and her pandering show
God she’s evoking, they don’t know she’s joking…too stupid to know
Taken by her pandering show

She’s a phony…so full of baloney
Nothing’s real…to her, no big deal
Get in her way…it will be a bad day
She’s a mommy…and a big time commie
If you cross her…you may soon be Fostered

Selma waits for her…she is all set to preach
With her Southern drawl, in their hearts she’ll reach

Stop this woman, evil woman…stop this woman, evil woman

Hill, Hillary, it’s Queen Hillary and her pandering show
God she’s evoking, they don’t know she’s joking…too stupid to know
Taken by her pandering show

[NRA1995]

How sad she faked an accent that way.

When I heard the sound clip, I could've SWORN I was listening to "Mama's Family."

[Condor51]

hitlery after church:
Kin I git me some votes here? An' where do I be a goin' to git me a huntin' license?

[The_Victor]

Lucky Thirteen!?

[killjoy]

Can anyone send me a link to an mp3 of this? I am in Thailand and unfortunately missed out on the fun.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"the thought of SNL doing a Hillary meets Billy Bob."

Since Hilly Bob ain't got them Hollywood types with her no mo', I'd reckon the over/under on SNL actually doing this is this Saturday night!

This DUmmie will need to change his screenname to "prescient".

[elfman2]

Good comments dude!

[PJ-Comix]

Can anyone send me a link to an mp3 of this? I am in Thailand and unfortunately missed out on the fun.

Listen to Hillary HERE.

[dead]

[ravingnutter]

There's a podcast at Drudge's Website

And let me be the first on this thread to say....

Thailand?

[killjoy]

Listen to Hillary HERE.

ROTFLMAO! I am usually very happy I get to skip all the US political crap but this really is a gem. Think someone can get her to do a duet with Howard Dean? YEAAHHHHH!!!