Desperate Spacewives!
This story has more "leg time" than the runaway bride..
I was about to say that "Women in their 40s are just plain nuts" but I'll rephrase it. "Women who do some of the nuttiest things are usually in their 40s."
This makes the "run away Bride" media escapade look like a non story.
She had her astropanties in a wad for sure.
Somewhere in between take off and landing she got scrambled.
Sad for her and her career that she was not able to get help before her crazed land journey.
Brings a whole new meaning to Lost in Space.
Hope all involved get help and resolve their personal issues.
One account I heard said it was a CO2 powered gun. They can hurt.
A pump air rifle I have seems to have a similar muzzle velocity for the .177 pellets.
Spell check is your friend but sometimes one needs an acquaintance with the English Language as well.
1. Have two X chromosomes.
2. Be reasonably good-looking after a makeover.
3. Be a former military officer.
4. Be able to speak clearly and tell a review board what they want to hear.
5. Be able to read a prepared statement coherently in front of people and don't melt down in a press conference when asked the requisite fluff questions.