DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-07 (DUmmies Outraged Over Crewcut Photographer At DC Demonstration)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2007 | DUmmie NoSheep, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[luvie]

Then our magnificent emperor
Chimpus Khan needs to do the honors
of the investiture.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

[Nada and Frank start fist-fighting]
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
[starts fighting with Frank]

[investigateworld]

I'll have to send regrets, wouldn't want to miss the Oregon Rain Festival ;^)

[dirtbiker]

What can I say, I have an advanced case of "digital dyslexia"....(porbably should see a doctor about it....hehe)

[dirtbiker]

I forgot, what is the origin of the Walmart detention center joke?

I like to think I has something to do with it, but I only worked at a Walmart for a short time.

It seems that DUmmies avoid Walmart like Dracula avoids sunlight, preferring to shop at Target stores instead (no biggie for me, they are free to waste their money however they please).

I've been trying (with no success) to start the theory of an alliance between Walmart and Target for the Halliburton Detention Center contracts....

[dirtbiker]

LOL!!! That must have been an irritating, high pitched, noise.

Probably like a mosquito flying too close to your ear....

[PJ-Comix]

Speaking of jerk chicken...I now found a new source. The Jerk Truck. It is a chef who cooks them out in the open on a steel drum grill next to his Jerk Truck. It is SOOOOOO good that there is a long line on Friday nights for it that lasts from 6 P.M. until 4 A.M. which is why I get my Jerk fix there prior to 6.

[kevkrom]

It has to do with the DUmmie belief, often expressed, that the new Walmarts being built are, in reality, detention centers for dissidents. I kid you not.

How silly can you get. It's the new Target stores, not Wal-Marts, that are detention centers.

[PJ-Comix]

No DUFU today. Have to split out early.

[franksolich]

No DUFU today. Have to split out early.

Something regarding Immigration & Naturalization, I bet.

My heart goes out to you, P-J Comix, having to deal with this.

By the way, have you gone to the nearest office of your Republican U.S. Senator (no point in going to a Democrat one, as many of us know), and then to the area office of your Republican congressman (if a Democrat, forget it--I know from experience, lots of experience). Both offices usually have an "immigration specialist" on their staff, some guy who does it as a side, because he's also the "IRS specialist" for constituents. (At least in my multiple experiences dealing with similar matters.)

Go in person, wait if you have to (I do not know if one has to telephone ahead for an appointment; for obvious reasons, I never did), and because these "specialists" are usually college kids or just-out-of-college kids, they want to make a good impression on both their boss and you.

[PJ-Comix]

Something regarding Immigration & Naturalization, I bet.

Nope. Business. However, I am dropping in the mail a letter I printed up last night for my congresscritter. I was tempted to go into the whole thing about the NUttie government woman getting offended by the baby shower pics but I just laid out all the delays and absences by the USCIS officials. What happened on Dec. 4 with NO ONE being their to interview us was just plain wrong.

[PJ-Comix]

By the way, have you gone to the nearest office of your Republican U.S. Senator (no point in going to a Democrat one, as many of us know), and then to the area office of your Republican congressman (if a Democrat, forget it--I know from experience, lots of experience).

I had no choice. Remember, this is Broward County.

[SoothingDave]

The Jerk Truck.

Not to be confused with the Jerk Store.

[gidget7]

Sorry to hear of your troubles PJ!


These DUmmies are not only scary, they are neurotic and paranoid!! And what........is this about? "Let's photoshop his face into pornographic pictures and spread it around the web!"......Jeff Gannon anyone?

[Dooderbutt]

Man - I live about 30 minutes away - I BETTER get an invite to this soiree!!!! ;-) Just please, PLEASE don't invite the DUmmies (unless they are on display like the penguins were at P-Diddy's party - do you think we'd get in trouble with PETA on that one?).

[wideawake]

I yelled at him a little bit because it made me so angry that someone like this even exists.

LOL!!!

Such a peaceful, tolerant attitude.

[Dooderbutt]

And where exactly is this Jerk Truck located PJ? Hmmm?

[Charles Henrickson]

And where exactly is this Jerk Truck located. . . ?

I think it's near the Fascist Mall.

[Charles Henrickson]

PJ, I'm wondering what the reaction is over in DUmmieland to Plugs Biden blasting Obama, Edwards, and Hillary. Possible DUFU fodder?

[dirtbiker]

How silly can you get. It's the new Target stores, not Wal-Marts, that are detention centers.

According to my sources, it's BOTH! Target has teamed up with Walmart in a joint effort for Halliburton Detention Center contracts.

Not only are the contracts worth MILLIONS up front, but the stores reap even more bucks with the "slave" labor now "on-site", manufacturing the goods sold in the stores above...

I'll be starting work again soon for Walmart, I'll keep everyone here up to date....