[Charles Henrickson]

I just sent in another entry to Bill Bennett's Sandy Berger contest. I think I might like this one even better than the "Sandy Man" parody, simply because 1) I like the original of this song better and 2) "Sandy Man" was pretty obvious to do. I'm guessing no one else will be doing a parody based on this song.

(SITTIN' WHERE) THE DOCUMENTS LAY
Tune: "(Sittin' on) The Dock of the Bay"

Sittin' in an archive room
I see written who did what about whom
Watchin' for Clinton's role
Got to keep my boss's legacy whole

I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside

I'm liftin' just a portion
Just the ones that would give Clinton grief
If I do a few more contortions
It looks like some will even fit in my briefs

I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside

Looks like nothing seems too strange
Everything still appears the same
But I still got these ten papers here left to do
So I hope my suit stands the strain

Sittin' here looking around
And these documents must weigh fifty pounds
These two thousand files I found
Tend to make my socks fall down

I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Tend to make my socks fall down"

Priceless.

You've got my vote.

[doug from upland]

No, I didn't do one based on that song. Did he attempt to sing the Sandy Man song on his show? I went to the website and he had a clip trying to sing Monster Mash, Sandy Man, and a few others.

[Watery Tart]

Oh, this is great in so many ways. Otis's plane going down (RIP, Otis) in the lake, and X42 having so much experience going to funerals of people that went before their time in planes...

(Even though algore was the Funeral Guy in Chief for a while)

[PJ-Comix]

Good one. If it wins, I think I can get it recorded since I now have access to a sound studio and engineer down here. Of course, I would do that if Bill Bennett wants the sound version for play on his show. I think these song parodies are much better if SUNG to music.