[Screamname]

After it bombed he should have done a Rodney Dangerfield impersonation:

"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!

I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."

[American in Singapore]

Thanks for that. He'll always be the Great Rodney Dangerfield to me.