Posted on 12/15/2006 6:14:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Take a good look at the photo above, guys. Okay, when you are finally done drooling uncontrollably, try to guess which one was Miss America 2001, Angela Perez Baraquio from Hawaii. It's impossible to pick out who was Miss America because all seven of the Baraquio sisters are STUNNING. Yes, you read that right. I wrote "sisters." Amazingly, those Baraquio sisters are all so hot looking that ANY one of them could have been crowned as Miss America. For this reason I am not going to pick out which of those stunnees was the actual Miss America. Does it really matter? Oh, I think there is a purpose to this DUmmie FUnnies edition but I am so dazzled by that photo that it is hard to come to my senses. Give me a moment here to recover..... Okay, I think I now remember. Senator Sam Brownback has has hired Miss America 2001, Angela Perez Baraquio (she could be any of the women in the photo), to join his presidential exploratory committee. As a result he is getting slammed for this by the HUffies at the HUffington Post as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Potential '08 GOP Candidate Brownback Recruits Fmr. Miss America To Serve On Exploratory Committee..." Personally, Brownback isn't exactly my cup of tea. He comes off a bit too nerdy and we saw how nerds fare back in 1988 when powerwalking nerd, Michael Dukakis, slipped badly in the polls from a solid lead to a landslide loss. On a related matter, the DUmmie FUnnies will soon be endorsing a candidate for presidential nomination whose identity will absolutely shock you. However, despite our reservations about Brownback, we heartily salute him on his choice of Miss America to join his presidential exploratory committee. We only wish he had chosen ALL of the Baraquio sisters to join his committee so they could tour America and feel the pulse of the public. Meanwhile, let us now watch the HUffies grumble like angry little trolls over Miss America in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, inviting all the Baraquio sisters to be his Imperial Court Maidens when he is coronated as Emperor Of All The Known Blogospheres at Las Vegas BlogWorld next November, is in the [brackets]:
Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kansas, has recruited a former Miss America and a former U.S. Senate candidate to join his presidential exploratory committee. Former U.S. Senate candidate Jerry Zandstra of Michigan and former Miss America 2001 Angela Perez Baraquio of Hawaii will help communicate Brownback's platform in their respective states, the senator's exploratory committee announced Thursday.
[Jerry Zandstra is like whatever act immediately preceded the Beatles when they appeared for the first time on the Ed Sullivan Show. Doomed to be immediately forgotten.]
T&A and religion--yup, that pretty much sums up the Republican strategy for politicking.
[I'm sort of partial to the T&A part myself.]
Anita Bryant must have turned down the offer.
[Does Anita Bryant also have six hot looking sisters?]
Wow those are some incredibly sexist comments you both just made. Just because she is beautiful and was a fmr. Miss America she cannot get involved in politics? Makes sense.
[More Miss Americas need to get involved in politics.]
Precisely what is Brownback exploring with Miss America?
[I'm not sure but I would love to be the point man of his exploration expedition.]
Since the Queen of America hasn't married and had kids I assume she uses contraception and is (like every "good" Catholic)as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey.
[Feel the love!]
Brownback's working for the Pope.
[He receives daily instructions from the Vatican.]
Brownback is a religious lunatic. According to Brownback, America should "be run by The Church and big business". He is a true religious fascist, and he's completely insane. God help us all if this lunatic get into the Whitehouse.
[Oh yes. How we all remember that famous Brownback speech (which no one can locate) about how America should "be run by The Church and big business".]
That's a sex scandal waiting to happen. I can't wait.
[If Miss America were interning for Bill Clinton, that statement would be correct.]
Beauty and The Beast
[Now being remade as a movie starring Barbara Streisand called, "Ugly and The Beast."]
Brownback is a dangerous bible thumping nut job.
[At least he isn't thumping interns like Billy Boy.]
Oh, everyone, please do not be so hard on Sam Brownback. With his "stuck in the fifties" world view, it might be fun to watch him expose his fundamentalist Nazi views for four years.
[Only a HUffie would be hard on Sam Brownback when Miss America is on the scene.]
Early on, such a decision doesn't bode well for this candidate as far as his depth...
[I agree. Brownback should have had ALL the Hawaiian Baraquio sisters on his exploratory committee instead of just one.]
My woman is real, THAT one is fake.
BTW: Back in my college days, it was more like: AHHHH!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! .... AND WHY AM I DOING IT AGAIN!!!!! AHHHH!!!!.... AND AGAIN!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!
But your wife is hotter than all the Baraquios put together! She's got nothing to be jealous of!
When will this endorsement be forthcoming?
It's Dennis Kucinich, isn't it.
Yeah. It's amazing how appealing those bar hags appear at closing time in the bars when you are drunk...until you wake up sober the next morning utterly disgusted with yourself. The shame and self-disgust lasts until the next time you do the bar hag routine.
Soon. And the great thing is I have blackmail photos of my candidate. He HAS to do my bidding...or else!
Maybe but maybe not. I'm NOT committing right now.
No Baraquios in Burqas.
It's Lil' Beaver, isn't it? You've got photos of him doing far worse than wearing a fanny pack...
I actually know a chick that is slowly turning into a bar hag. A few years ago she was absolutely STUNNING. She actually looked a lot like Catherine Zeta-Jones but after years of chain smoking and heavy drinking her skin is quickly shriveling up with bags under her eyes. She isn't quite at the bar hag stage yet since I think drunks will still attempt to pick her up before closing time at the bar but with a bit more conditioning she should reach the ultimate bar hag stage within a couple of years when even the drunks will pass her up until closing time.
I knew it.
It's the evil elf.
Maybe. Maybe not. Remember, my criteria for endorsement is mainly how does it HELP to publicize the DUmmie FUnnies.
Yeah, what's with those burqas? And where do Muslim chicks buy them? Is there an Ugly Burqa Store out there where they guarantee that no matter how cute the chick, the burqas they sell are guaranteed to make them look terrible?
I was not aware there was a separation of religion and T&A.
Or even better, how about the Alien from the movie 'Alien'?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.