Your Mother wears Army boots. :-)
(Am I showing my age with that old line?)
We used to say "Your mother eats cat litter." LOL
My dad wore a Navy uniform...for 28 years. Airedale. My brother was a Squid for four years. Gotta go with the family loyalties. ;-)
My kids' mother DID wear combat boots. They've always loved that line. Both of my kids are GI--Government Issue. Even my medical records say that having them was "in the line of duty."