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DUmmie FUnnies 11-27-06 ("Al From is a cancer on the Democratic Party")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/27/2006 6:09:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix

It's du Sextidi de Frimaire and already the Democrat Jacobins are in the midst of their Reign of Terror of sending their own Girondists to the metaphorical guillotine. The object of their wrath in this case is Al From of the Democratic Leadership Council. So how bad do the DUmmies want to purge From and the DLC Girondists from their party? The title of this DUmmie THREAD will give you a hint: "Al From is a cancer on the Democratic Party." So let us now watch the Democrats begin their internal Reign of Terror in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who just might or might not be the Scarlet Pimpernel, is in the [brackets]:

Al From is a cancer on the Democratic Party

[A counter-revolutionary! The National Constituent Assembly has spoken. No need for trial. To the guillotine!]

The DLC is the reason that the Democrats lost the Congress in 1994 and were unable to get it back until this year. His brand of 'don't rock the boat and let's go collect some of that good corporate money' nearly destroyed the Democrats.

[A DUmmie Robespierre reads off the charges against Al From and the DLC Gironists.]

His pathetic attempts to try and swoop in and claim credit for the win in the 2006 midterms is disgusting. That man is part of the reason that we went to war in Iraq and that some Dems didn't push hard enough to oppose Bush in both his terms.

[Let the purges begin!]

The DLC should be eliminated. It is a cancer on the Democratic Party. It whorishly panders to the corporate world and explains itself by saying that if it fattens up the table of corporate America long enough, the people of this country might just catch a few crumbs as they fall off the table.

[Eliminate the DLC by the Ninth of Thermidore!]

From is an example of a politician who knows nothing, stands for nothing and serves nothing but greed and deception. The sooner we expunge bastards like that from the Democratic Party, the sooner we can start to concentrate on programs that actually help working America.

What a lying, two-faced, incompetent, bullying piece of shit bastard. I hope he burns in hell with the rest of the 'do nothing, cuz it might offend someone, someday' wing of the Democratic Party.

[So does this mean you don't like Al From? And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmie Jacobins...]

I watched "So the Nation goes" last night on the IFC On Demand. I was screaming at the TV and giving the finger to Begala and McAwful. My god I never heard such shit in my life. Of course it was all Kerry's fault, lame bastards. Of course they brought up how f*cking good Clinton was, but didn't mention that he only won with 43% of the vote.

[Democrat factionalism is FUn to watch!]

I hate the DLC. They are bastards. They never take a stand on anything, except when it makes a few friends richer. They can't support a withdrawal from Iraq, but that might be a risk. They are for unrestrictive free trade, cuz it's good for their rich friends and so forth. I have just had it with their inability to take a stand on anything.

[My pet DUmmie Ants are going to be VERY entertaining when Hillary wins primary after primary in '08.]

They have a phone number. Shall we organize a phone tree. We take turns, one or two of us calls them every day to point out how wrong they are about given topic of the day. ????

["Hello DLC! You are WRONG! I hate you!!!"]

Our only true hope is for a real Independent to run that echoes our cause and still appeals to the more moderate or conservative that dwell among us. I do find it sickening that they (From, Rahl, Carvelle, etc.) have to try and diminish others to elevate themselves.

[Bow before the Goddess Hillary!]

Make no mistake, my view of the DLC is derisive because of their corrosive effect on the body politic and triumphalism and political authoritarianism.

[Make no mistake, your view of the DLC is highly entertaining in its paranoia.]

Dean is an independent DNC chair, not under the sway of the Clintons. Unlike Ron Brown, who guided the DNC toward a Clinton victory in 1992, Dean doesn’t play the usual power games. Hence, the Clintons would like him out, and the sooner the better. Carville, Greenberg, and Emmanuel, (DLC) among others, are doing their bidding.

[Howard Dean better stay away from Fort Marcy Park.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alfrom; dlc; dummies; hillaryclinton
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Okay, I've had my Thanksgiving turkey plus I ate lots of turkey leftovers for the next couple of days and guess what? I am STILL craving more turkey which is why I have another young turkey breast thawing out now in the fridge. Hopefully it will be ready by tomorrow. Somehow I just can't get my fill of turkey.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 11/27/2006 6:09:16 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

ibtp?


2 posted on 11/27/2006 6:10:01 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ( <h2>SAY NO TO RUDY! I know how to spell, I just type like s#it.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/27/2006 6:10:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I hear ya on the turkey thing! I plan to smoke a hotel turkey breast this weekend. YUM!


4 posted on 11/27/2006 6:10:56 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ( <h2>SAY NO TO RUDY! I know how to spell, I just type like s#it.)
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What a lying, two-faced, incompetent, bullying piece of shit bastard. I hope he burns in hell with the rest of the 'do nothing, cuz it might offend someone, someday' wing of the Democratic Party.


5 posted on 11/27/2006 6:12:01 AM PST by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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I hear ya on the turkey thing! I plan to smoke a hotel turkey breast this weekend. YUM!

Does that taste anything like a motel turkey breast?

6 posted on 11/27/2006 6:12:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Top 10?


7 posted on 11/27/2006 6:12:58 AM PST by SamKeck
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Dean is an independent DNC chair, not under the sway of the Clintons.

He must be purged, even if it means he must be hunted down and liquidated twenty years from now, near Mexico City.

8 posted on 11/27/2006 6:14:20 AM PST by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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top ten...


9 posted on 11/27/2006 6:14:26 AM PST by beezdotcom
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Does that taste anything like a motel turkey breast?

Yeah, except the doors open to an interior corridor, not an outdoor walkway.

10 posted on 11/27/2006 6:15:32 AM PST by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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He must be purged, even if it means he must be hunted down and liquidated twenty years from now, near Mexico City.

Coyoacan to be exact.

11 posted on 11/27/2006 6:18:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Al From is a cancer on the Democratic Party

Does "Al From" rhyme with "Bob Shrum"?

12 posted on 11/27/2006 6:18:55 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Any non-radical-loony Dem is despised by the DUm.)
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Does that taste anything like a motel turkey breast?

Nah, the motel breasts are low grade cheap roadside birds.

13 posted on 11/27/2006 6:21:26 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ( <h2>SAY NO TO RUDY! I know how to spell, I just type like s#it.)
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IBF 20?


14 posted on 11/27/2006 6:21:43 AM PST by freedomlover (Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
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Does "Al From" rhyme with "Bob Shrum"?

Yes. And "pond scum."

15 posted on 11/27/2006 6:22:29 AM PST by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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The DLC is the reason that the Democrats lost the Congress in 1994. . . .

Gee, and here I thought it was the socialist overreach on Hillary Health Care combined with the positive conservative agenda of the "Contract with America."

16 posted on 11/27/2006 6:28:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Any non-radical-loony Dem is despised by the DUm.)
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Our only true hope is for a real Independent to run that echoes our cause and still appeals to the more moderate or conservative that dwell among us. SD
17 posted on 11/27/2006 6:33:52 AM PST by SoothingDave (Save the Cheerleader. Save the World.)
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Our only true hope is for a real Independent to run that echoes our cause and still appeals to the more moderate or conservative that dwell among us.

Yeah, good luck with that.

SD

18 posted on 11/27/2006 6:34:03 AM PST by SoothingDave (Save the Cheerleader. Save the World.)
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the Democrats lost the Congress in 1994 and were unable to get it back until this year.

How Nancy Got Her Groove Back.

19 posted on 11/27/2006 6:35:09 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Starring Bela Pelosi.)
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The DLC should be eliminated.

Line them up!

20 posted on 11/27/2006 6:39:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Against the wall!)
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