DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-06 (DUmmies Blow Up Over NY Times Nuke Bomb Story)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[benjibrowder]

I'm pretty sure he's a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. His post is far too common sense and far too rational to be from that of a DUmmie.

[PJ-Comix]

Uh-Oh. It looks like WIKIPEDIA is guilty of providing nuke bomb building info to Iran.

[Charles Henrickson]

Into the top 50 like John Kerry's campaign appearance schedule going into the trash bin!

[Darkwolf377]

LOL!

It only took a few hours for the DUmmies to realize their jubilation over Kerry's "joke" was a sign of their completely misreading the story and the public. Wonder how long before they realize this story in fact proves Saddam was ramping up his nuke program in 2001.

In order to prove Bush malfeasance, they'll have to admit that Saddam DID have a nuke program.

[soccermom]

LOL! I hope this doesn't cause us to "loose" the election.

[Charles Henrickson]

the same document also show that Saddam Hussein was in the process of REBUILDING his nuclear weapons program which means we were justified in overthrowing his regime. Thanx for that little service there, NY Times, even though you really meant to hurt the EVIL Republicans in the upcoming elections. Of course, the DUmmies are now jubilant over the New York Times aid to the Democrats, little realizing that this publicity SHOWS that Saddam took a PERSONAL interest in rebuilding nuclear WMDs. . . . So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the election boomerang tossed out there by the New York Times. . . .

This sounds like it could be a Freudenschade moment.

Freudenschade (FROY-den-shah-deh), n.: the premature exhilaration of the DUmmies at an anticipated blow to BushCo but which will soon backfire

[mnehring]

They just don't get it do they? This is like saying if President Bush released a list of chemical weapons found in Iraq, they would say it is irrelevant to the Iraq war and actually shows President Bush lied... Oh wait, they did..

[Charles Henrickson]

***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)

I just ordered ANCHOVIES on my pepperoni pizza! Ask me anything!

[Charles Henrickson]

BUSH ADMIN POSTED NUCLEAR BOMB BUILDING GUIDE ON INTERNET…

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

[Charles Henrickson]

We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers because of the threat of Iraq having WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and NOW the Bush administration is f*cking PUBLISHING "nuclear bombs for dummies" on the internet??????

You need to learn to stop worrying and love the bomb.

[Charles Henrickson]

Do we realize the significance of this?!!@#$!!! If we don't jump on this with everything we got. . . .

Get John Kerry to lead the charge.

[RatsDawg]

Maybe he is a real life Homer Simpson haha

[mylife]

ohhh Geez PJ
You picked a thread with rational DUmmies on it instead of one of the many threads in which they are in full(entertaining) meltdown mode.

Watching the Dummies go through a reactor scram is hilarious!

[Charles Henrickson]

who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?

Hans Blix tried to warn us. . . .

[epow]

Yeah, on 2nd read I think you're right. The average DUmmy wouldn't, and probably couldn't, make such a rational comment.

[Gordongekko909]

Does anyone think
the DUmmies understand
that this will hurt them?

[Charles Henrickson]

If anything will kick off Impeachment later this will be it!

Note the DUmmies' TRUE interest in this story: NOT concern over the threat of impending nuclear disaster BUT RATHER glee at the giddy prospect of CHIMPEACHMENT!

[Charles Henrickson]

This is so UNBELIEVABLY HUGE, that I'm having heart palpitations.

A DUmmie with a heart?

[Charles Henrickson]

WE NEED A WEEKEND FULL OF "MUSHROOM CLOUD" TV ADS!

You need a weekend in your basement full of mushroom pizzas.

[epow]

We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers

When did Syria, Iran, or North Korea lose 3000 soldiers? The DUmmie can't be talking about 3000 "beloved" American soldiers, DUmmys hate American troops more than they hate America itself.