Prove it then.
Some of the signers:
Ima Loosa
Hugo Chávez
Jim Morrison location: Paris, Underground
George Wallace
Maccchhhmood Amagendonjihad
Bill O'Reilly
A dyslexic Hobo
I like Jack Murtha's comments: "The protest at Columbia is further evidence we have lost the Mexican-American war. Time to move our entire population to Guam."
My contribution to their little petition:
Name Location Organization, school, or union Comments
2891. Karl Marx Workers of the World must unite to end oppression of idiotic college students with no clue of how the real world works. Free Dog Chapman!!!!!
Here is another classic from the petition. This one had me laughing so hard I thought I was gonna pass out!!
2901. Abdul Mahmet Jablowme, Dark cave in Afghanistan, Camel Jockeys Local 209,
No punishment for the usefull idiots, the Minutemen make it hard out here for a jihadi pimp. Just the other day my brother, Hadji Heywood Jablowme had to be smuggled into the lair of the Great Satan inside cartons of blow up sheep destined for our brothers in Detroit.