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DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-06 ("In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/30/2006 3:02:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson
"In Case I Miss a Beer. . . ."

LOL!!

201 posted on 10/01/2006 9:49:49 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Now I'm back with my new essay, "In Case I Miss a Beer. . . ."



ROTFLOL!

You are a HOOT! ;o)


202 posted on 10/01/2006 11:01:33 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: Mr. Silverback

GMTA.

;o)


203 posted on 10/01/2006 11:02:25 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: dixiechick2000

. . . . . . "Mirror, mirror, fixed on Will,
. . . . . . You give me the biggest thrill!"

204 posted on 10/01/2006 11:24:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will the Thrill.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Pitt pretending that any future arrest of him is due to political reasons only is like Mark Foley now pretending that his current problems are because of...drinking.


205 posted on 10/02/2006 4:01:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey, I looked up Mark Foley in Wikipedia and guess where he as born...Newton, MA. One of those things that makes you go hmmm.....

BTW, I knew of Foley's proclivities from way back when he first ran from Congress in Palm Beach County because whenever he would appear on the tube, my waist pack, which has amazing gaydar powers, would start glowing.

206 posted on 10/02/2006 4:19:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback

PJ linked to the DU thread on which the "Temporary Sockpuppet" seeks advice from Dummies about "rumours" of the sock-puppet"s possibly felonious conduct towards "vulnerables." Link at #158 on this thread.

I made the mistake of going to the link late last night. Harrowing. He rejects Dummie's suggestion that he talk to a counselor/therapist, as the therapist " would have to turn him in." Confessions of sexual abuse with minors must be reported.

If the SockPuppet is Pitt and his offenses are indictable, the defense will spend most of prep time trying to get this "sock-puppet" thread excluded as evidence, even evidence as to state of mind. Also, there is no expression of concern for the victims of what the sock-puppet describes as "assaulting and harassing."

In this self-aggrandizing "In Case I Disappear..." thread, Pitt's irremediably vain and silly alarum causes very real consternation and in some cases, dangerous hysteria in the Dummies, and Pitt feeds off it. In real life he is insignificant, affecting nothing. In Dummie-land he boasts and swaggers, and wickedly exploits the weak-minded and foolish. What an accomplishment!

I thoroughly enjoyed your post #114, and your fact-based refutations of Pitt's lies. I hadn't seen the Ghandi quote before. His advice to England to give up its "beautiful island and your beautiful buildings" and to surrender to Nazi Germany, was no more than what many in and out of government had urged on Churchill.

Churchill was attacked consistently and conspired against by people in his government, the press and BBC. Churchill seemed to them to be stubborn, blind to reality, unstable by reason of his being a "half-breed" and not thoroughly English. He was called a madman, a cowboy and worse. Lesser men mocked him and brayed about the terrible defeats the English suffered during the early years, and blamed him for it all.

But Churchill had one idea, and only one, that surrender to the Nazis was unthinkable. England stood alone for almost three years, and Churchill did not blink.

Our craven politicians and media morons are today engaged in one, and only one endeavor, to force President Bush to blink. They are not merely useless in this war, they are champions of the unthinkable.

Thanks again for your thought-provoking posts.


207 posted on 10/02/2006 8:30:02 AM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix

"The Eagles always managed to turn up at just the right time, to turn the tide."


Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?


208 posted on 10/02/2006 8:30:06 AM PDT by beans36 ("There's gonna be a heartache tonight...")
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To: PJ-Comix; All
Check out post 214 in the thread, grandly titled "We will gather outside the gates of power in silent protest". This DUmmie has superimposed Will Pitts picture on signs held by grieving women, among others..it's really hilarious, I laughed so hard my cat jumped off the monitor!

As if!!

209 posted on 10/02/2006 8:47:26 AM PDT by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The dream was here, and so was I. . . .

Can't you see him writing this with pleasurable tears of self-pity oozing down his chubbed cheeks?

210 posted on 10/02/2006 8:49:54 AM PDT by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Mr. Silverback

Well let's see if your waist-pack starts glowing when you view Pitt on you-tube declaiming the last paragraph of his "In Case I Disappear" thread.

Helderheid had a brainstorm. Dummies video tape themselves reading paragraphs from "In Case I Disappear" then upload to you-tube, yahoo, etc.

Pitt gives his permission but insists that he, Pitt, will read the last paragraph; you know the one, "I am you, you are me, we are one happy,.." Sorry about that. "Wolverines!"

Pitt must know, on some level, that for all intents and purposes in the real world, he is already disappeared, invisible.


211 posted on 10/02/2006 8:49:55 AM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix

What a freak, and there are more out there.

All I can think right now is, these people actually vote.


212 posted on 10/02/2006 8:59:34 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: ariamne; PJ-Comix; mikrofon; dead; Roscoe Karns; franksolich; maggief; Purrcival; Mr. Silverback; ..
Can somebody take this pic and "make it their own" so we can use it again without using the DUmmie's bandwidth?


213 posted on 10/02/2006 9:09:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Sorry, I don't have image hosting currently available.

It would be FUnnie, though, to use that picture to make a "(Not) Wanted" poster in the old-west style...

214 posted on 10/02/2006 9:13:42 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: Petronski

Petronski, I should have pinged you also to my post 213, since I know you have done stuff with graphics.


215 posted on 10/02/2006 9:15:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Here you go ...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
216 posted on 10/02/2006 9:24:42 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is this what you needed? (Just hosting, no P-Shop.)


217 posted on 10/02/2006 9:24:52 AM PDT by Watery Tart (STILL LOOKING FOR PIC of Hitlery with NYPost in the Senate in 2001-headline said “Bush Knew." FR me!)
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To: maggief; Charles Henrickson

Ok, you're quick.

*narroes eyes, looks at Maggie with new suspicion*

Which one will he use??


218 posted on 10/02/2006 9:28:01 AM PDT by Watery Tart (STILL LOOKING FOR PIC of Hitlery with NYPost in the Senate in 2001-headline said “Bush Knew." FR me!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thinking the unthinkable...


219 posted on 10/02/2006 10:30:52 AM PDT by mikrofon (The Unthinkable Will Pitt)
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To: maggief

LOL! It would be even FUnnier if the pics were changed to the Midnight Cowboy Pitt.


220 posted on 10/02/2006 11:12:02 AM PDT by steve-b (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.)
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