DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-06 ("In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[dixiechick2000]

You guys have had me in stitches!


Thank you! ;o)

[Watery Tart]

Probably Germans, "Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr." being John Denver's real name. He seems to be a national hero of sorts, according to annual radio reports of Oktoberfest.

David Hasselhoff is big over there, too. It seems more convincing since he hasn't changed his name; and the show Babewatch doesn't explain this phenomenon.

Still doesn't change the Jerry Lewis/France thing, though. What is the deal with that? Other than Jacques Chirac is an elected official, I guess...

[dirtbiker]

I suppose the good news is we'll all be together at Gitmo for my birthday party next year.

Actually, you've been assigned to my Wal-Mart Re-Education Camp. Get ready for lots of Christian music on the loudspeakers.

Don't forget about Rush! Christian music and Rush. If they've been "bad" that day, pipe in some Hannity and Savage.....

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot....Nascar and Fox News on the TV, no PBS....EVER!

[dirtbiker]

Wow, Pitt sure is self-important. He's probably working on a screenplay for a lefty version of Red Dawn.

I already have a working title for him....."Real DUmb"

[MindBender26]

>In Case I Disappear....

Allah Akbar!

[Barset]

Right, and Jack Lang, Mitterand's Culture Minister, is in the running for Chirac's office.

Lang really promoted Jerry Lewis into an icon in France.

[KJC1]

Nice find, PJ! I wonder if the DUmmies know yet?

Pied Piper Pitt Plagiarizes, Purloins Paragraph - PJ Procures Proof!

[KJC1]

Hmmm, I just looked at the original version Pitt posted on DU, and he did link the source...

[kevkrom]

This whole article is "life" imitating Scrappleface.

[Barset]

So many of the Dummies who mocked the Rove indictment hoax on about twenty DU threads, jeering at Pitt and his "24-business hours" nonsense, were tombstoned by Skinner, that Pitt is bonding with newbies or Dummies he used to ignore.

I don't think Pitt worries about Dummies remembering his follies. To the Dummies The Hoaxmas fraud is just an indecipherable splotch in the shape-shifting hallucinations that make up the Dummie historical memory.

P.S. Another inspired take-down of the Dummie Ant Farm/Snake Pitt (sic). I wonder how many DUFU fans absent-mindedly went about their duties all week-end while thinking of what you were going to do with Pitt's latest, as I did.

Thanks, PJ.

[beckysueb]

and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly impatient with criticism of any kind.

Unbelievable.

[beckysueb]

am seriously thinking of telling the ACLU to dump my membership, delete my account at DU and cut all my ties to all political groups. I am so fearful for my small children.

Well, thats a start. We'll put in a good word for you to Karl.

[beckysueb]

[Deeper Underground Democratic Underground aka Deep DUDU.]

LOL! They just keep stepping in it!

[beckysueb]

Anyone that has posted here, even logged on here. Anyone who has said a less than flattering word about the current administration. Anyone who attended a rally against the war. Anyone who had a Kerry bumpersticker on their car or dared to vote for him. All of us here in the DU community are now at risk. We can be arrested without any probable cause, whisked off to Gitmo or even worse and kept there until we die without our families having any information.

I bet the DUmmies are frantically trying to cancel their memberships in DU, right now. I can just see hundreds of DUmmies with paint scrapers trying to remove the last traces of their Kerry bumperstickers; even a few leftover Gore/Lieberman stickers.

[beckysueb]

This reminds me of Rush's parody of Ross Perot taking refuge in a bunker on the eve of Y2K and 6 months later he calls his volunteers and asks if its safe to come out yet and they tell him no, not yet. Its still too dangerous. LOL

[beckysueb]

Only a DUmmie who's sure the government is watching him would run to a secluded place in the woods to avoid being "disappeared".

Or post his nonsense on a public forum.

[MikefromOhio]

By writing this essay, I could be deemed an "enemy combatant." It's that simple, and very soon, it will be the law. I always laughed when people told me to be careful. I'm not laughing anymore.

You'd have to leave your Mom's BASEMENT and actually DO SOMETHING you friggin loser....

[Charles Henrickson]

The REAL PURPOSE of this Pitt thread was for the Magic Man to demonstrate that he can be as paranoid as the wackiest of the DUmmies. It was his way of bonding with them again and hoping that they would just forget about his role in perpetrating the Hoaxmas fraud last May.

Precisely! Exactamundo!

It's ALWAYS . . . all about Will.

[beckysueb]

There you are, DUmmies, your president. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

[Charles Henrickson]

"Hi! I'm William Rivers Pitt. You may remember me from such
essays as "Stand Up Next to a Mirror," "A Sound of Distant
Laughter," "Comes a Ty," and "Nail It to the Barroom Floor."
Now I'm back with my new essay, "In Case I Miss a Beer. . . ."