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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-06 (Daily Kos KOmmies Enter The Twilight Zone)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2006 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2006 6:54:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
Specifically, he referenced "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and the effect of what giving in to paranoia & fear can have on a society...

This line is all you need to know about DUmmies and the WOT. No, really, it's ALL you need to know. Allow me to explain.

In the episode, rumors of an alien invasion cause everyone in a small town to be on edge. The lights go out in the neighborhood, except in one house. Everyone thinks THAT family is in cahoots with the invading aliens, who have yet to arrive. More occurences happen, making the scared people think one, then another neighbor, is working with the aliens, and chaos results.

The DUmmie explains that the episode reference is about what paranoia and fear can do to a society. His point is that these are meaningless events which others construe as being part of the enemy plan.

But he doesn't even understand the analogy he's chosen. See, at the very end of the episode, it's shown that there ARE alien invaders, and they're using the chaos created with a few simple electrical tricks to CAUSE this paranoia.

The irony here is that WE could use the same story to illustrate the genuine threat of terrorism, which so far isn't about massive invasions but events here and there which INSPIRE TERROR.

The frickin moron DUmmie thinks he's being so damned intelligent, and he doesn't even understand he's making our point for us--there ARE invaders...but because they don't arrive in massive fleets raining destruction down on us all at once, DUmmies can pretend it's not happening.

If you didn't know this already, this DU thread is all the proof you need that DUmmies are IDIOTS.

41 posted on 09/13/2006 9:08:18 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: PJ-Comix
It's A Good Life

Jean-Fraud Kerry marries a wealthy widow and hangs out at posh ski resorts in the Swiss Alps.

42 posted on 09/13/2006 9:10:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Jean-Fraud Kerry, the hero of Gstaad and Davos.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This one deals with Peter Vollmer. He's a faltering leader of a neo-nazi organization that is preaching against immigrants & how they take jobs away from Americans.

This MUST be Bush, DUmmie Keith--he's always preaching against immigrants.

Does Keith Olberman do helium, or just hold his breath a lot?

43 posted on 09/13/2006 9:10:30 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: PJ-Comix
Prediction: Olberforehead will be cancelled, and DU and KOS will be filled with hundreds of posts beginning: "Democracy died today..."

Who'll bet against me?! (crickets)

44 posted on 09/13/2006 9:12:36 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: PJ-Comix
Her head is wrapped in gauze. . . .

This episode deals with Barbara Botoxer. . . .

45 posted on 09/13/2006 9:12:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sen. Barbara Botoxer, D-CAY)
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To: PJ-Comix
Eager to storm into combat & make a name for himself, Lieutenant Katell Kerry. . . .
46 posted on 09/13/2006 9:15:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (John Kerry served in Vietnam, I don't know if you realized that.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can no longer watch anything on MSNBC since our complex kicked Charter to the curb and signed a contract with Comcast. Their basic cable includes Fox News and CNN and CNBC, along with C-SPAN and C-SPAN2, but NO MSNBC, so I can no longer watch Olbermann rant.


47 posted on 09/13/2006 9:20:47 AM PDT by Purrcival (Could it be that Clinton and his admin are being brought face-to-face with their TRUE "legacy"?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't forget the one about the people on the bus that ended up in a diner because a storm took the bridge out.

"A Bridge to the Thunderstorm Eatery"

48 posted on 09/13/2006 9:28:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (aka "A Bus to Bubba's")
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To: PJ-Comix
Time for the Revolution, friends.

The KOmmies are revolting!

49 posted on 09/13/2006 9:30:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Just like the DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's a COOKBOOK!

It's a KOS KOOK!

50 posted on 09/13/2006 9:32:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (KO punch.)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
Another good episode was "To Serve Man."

AKA "The Ben Burch Story."

51 posted on 09/13/2006 9:34:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Meeting our benburch joke quota on a daily basis.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Best

DUFU

Post

EVER!


52 posted on 09/13/2006 9:53:11 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We didn’t lose 3,000 people that day. We lost one wonderful person at a time, 3,000 times.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think that Keith Olbermann has learned from Serling as well as from Morrow. By cloaking his show in the lightweight moments . . . he can be that much more powerful in an era of mostly fluff...

I think that Keith Olbermann has learned from Franken as well as from Garofolo. By making his show for the leftwing moonbats, he can be that much more powerful, as with Err America's stuff.

53 posted on 09/13/2006 9:56:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (If Keith's ratings keep on tanking, maybe he can qualify for the Err America lineup.)
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To: E Rocc

They don't just violate Godwin's Law, they nuke it from orbit.


54 posted on 09/13/2006 9:57:59 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We didn’t lose 3,000 people that day. We lost one wonderful person at a time, 3,000 times.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm a Twilight Zone junkie, grew up watching the originals, and have a DVD box set sitting next to my TV.
The Eye of the Beholder, in case anyone is Twilight Zone defecient, dealt with a woman who wanted to make herself less attractive, to fit in.
I will NEVER forget the end of that one.
I have no favorite episode, although I see from some of these posts, that a lot of us remember how good this TV show was.
I guess if you made me pick one, it would be Burgess Meredeth, in Time Enough At Last, or the sci-fi thriller, To Serve Man.
or maybe Vic Morrow in the Nazi episode, or maybe the one with William Shatner and the gremlin, or the one where what's his name from Adam-12, keeps chasing himself around the bus station, or the one where the Devil is being kept in a monastary, or...hell, now I have to go watch them all again...
There goes my night.

Just DAMN!!!!

55 posted on 09/13/2006 10:10:34 AM PDT by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. There'd be no jail-time for anything we do.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe Keith Olbermann should have strippers on his show to boost his low. . . .


56 posted on 09/13/2006 10:13:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (KO booster.)
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To: Darkwolf377

If you look up "sucker bet" in the dictionary, it has a link to your post...


57 posted on 09/13/2006 10:14:48 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We didn’t lose 3,000 people that day. We lost one wonderful person at a time, 3,000 times.)
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To: concretebob
or the one where what's his name from Adam-12,

Martin Milner. I loved Adam 12, and Emergency.

58 posted on 09/13/2006 10:17:07 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We didn’t lose 3,000 people that day. We lost one wonderful person at a time, 3,000 times.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Keith's entire existence is devoted to ONE thing---getting his show out of the ratings toilet.

"Shhh!!!"

59 posted on 09/13/2006 10:17:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (KO punch.)
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Keith's entire existence is devoted to ONE thing---getting his show out of the ratings toilet.

Keith is stuck in the Toilet Zone.

60 posted on 09/13/2006 10:17:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (KO punch.)
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