DUmmie FUnnies 09-12-06 (DUmmies Have Self-Pity Party Over "The Path To 9/11")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

that we weren't "used" once again. I hope to be proved very wrong...

This is FUnnie. They run head first into a battle when no one asked them to and then whine that they were "used".

[Solamente]

"DUmmie, you you're right"

That would make a great T-Shirt!

[beckysueb]

We lay our butts on the line for these people time after time...and what do we get. "Thank you" notes from benburch?

Best benburch joke yet. Good job!

[E Rocc]

All it would take it is one Democratic billionaire with the willpower to put "Air America Radio" on FM in every big city in the US. Attention: if there is a millionaire or a billionaire reading this, please contact Sheldon Drobny about investing in his new company "Nova M Radio" to buy radio stations to play "Air America."

Even Soros didn't buy stations because they cost a lot more than brokering same.

-Eric

[Blackirish]

Nothing like waking up to the wailing of DU Freudenschade in the morning!!!

The pain...the anguish !!!!!!

OH THE HUMANITY !!

It makes me so ...sniff...sniff



HAPPY!!!

[Eaker]

They planted bombs in the towers to make them fall!"

It must be the government.

Who else would use 767's as detonators?

[NRA1995]

All it would take it is one Democratic billionaire with the willpower to put "Air America Radio" on FM in every big city in the US.

But.....but.....but.....billionaires are evil corporate types who make their ill-gotten gains off the backs of the less fortunate.....

[bcsco]

Who else would use 767's as detonators?

Rush had a wacko lib call in yesterday who spouted off on conspiracy nonsense. He even stated that Rush "knew" this to be true. Yeah, right!

Rush had a pretty good comeback. He stated that for this to be true there'd have to be hundreds of complicit people in governmant who would have to be killed, for the government to even hope to get away with such a plan. He then went on to say that (paraphrasing) "Oh, that's right, they were the ones who were killed in the airplane crash in Pennsylvania".

I wondered whether this idiot caller hung up thinking 'boy, I never thought of that. It has to be true because Rush admitted it'.

They're out there!

[freedumb2003]

Top 50?

[COBOL2Java]

...The customer replied with "Oh, you know, don't you, that the government was behind 9/11? They planted bombs in the towers to make them fall!"

Yes! And you can buy the button Bush used at Staples!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Call me nuts but I am overcome with confidence lately. We're gonna take this sucker back. The fascists will be gone and we can kick out the remnants of the DLC stain, in order to turn us back into a winning party again.

benburch was here!

[bcsco]

Yes! And you can buy the button Bush used at Staples!

Yep! It would be a piece of cake. For a new administration to formulate a plan, disseminate it to known loyal operatives within the government agencies capable of facilitating it, training them and then accomplishing it; all within the first 8 months of coming into office: No big deal (as long as one has the 'Easy' button).

Karl, you're a genius, you bastard!

[Paradox]

We don't have much time left

Thats what this is to the DUmmie, a freakin action movie. They are clamoring madly to "save the day, just in time!". It is part of the self reinforcing delusion. They have, for 5 years now, warned of the impending DOOM in this country, and for 5 years, nuttin's happened. But DOOM is just around the corner, dontcha know, always JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

They keep moving that corner back, however, and in the case when they DO regain some kind of power, why, then, they will have saved the day! DOOM will have been prevented, just in the NICK of time, because they won!

Really, this is delusional thinking at its best.

It has gotten now, with the Democrats counting their chickens a little too soon, that if they don't take over at least one house of Congress, we'll see mass depression on a scale unwitnessed since, well since the canceling of "The West Wing". If, somehow, the Republicans actually made GAINS, there would be mass suicides...

[Loud Mime]

Let me ask your expert opinon on this: Wasn't there any honor of the dead from 9-11? Wasn't there any hatred directed toward the terrorists? (all without blaming Bush)

[SCALEMAN]

I was gonna ask for info about the 'goggle bomb'. Thanks PJ.

[freedumb2003]

How could you have missed THIS ray of sunshine from deneac21?:

42. We don't deserve to exist any more. Our Karma has come back to us and all is lost.

DUmmie tears taste so sweet!

[Eaker]

Ya know, I have really never seen a suprise birthday party go off without a hitch.

I wonder which would be harder to keep secret, this or that.

There just ain't no figuring with some people.

[netmilsmom]

Is there a thread on the DU where they try to do a FReeper funnies?
I would love to see that.
First, many of them could not even read our big words but second the cursing and frothing would be classic!

And of course it would be even funnier when PJ-Comix picked it up and we tore it apart here!!!!

[freedumb2003]

My reply: "I don't take meds. I breathe Republican air."

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