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Since there were over 400 replies to this KOmmie thread there are still a lot of nuggets over there left to be mined. So feel free to post more of their comedy material from that thread. BTW, I think this KOmmie thread is a portent as to the dirty campaign the Democrats plan to wage this year.

Karl Rove---You need to be checking out the DUmmie FUnnies if you are not already doing so.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 08/23/2006 7:02:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

Yesterday I heard a radio interview on the NPR show "Marketplace," where they were talking to a guy from the American Enterprise Institute about welfare reform. He is supportive, but they portrayed his statement about large numbers of the welfare recipients moving off the rolls and moving in with family as if it were a horrible tragedy, or as if welfare moms living in crappy public housing somehow have it way better than a single mother living with her Mom and Dad.

I said to my kids, "Let's have a teachable moment. What if Jetgirl (sorry, never use my kids' real names online) here grew up and got married, but when she got pregnant her husband freaked out and left her? And what if she asked to move back in with your Mom and I? Should I go to the other people on our block and say, Give me some grocery money right now. It's not a loan or a donation, it's required. Give me money right now because my daughter needs your help and you're going to help her and like it. These are extra mouths to feed, and it's not my problem, it's yours. Would that be OK?"

Of course, my kids said "No."

"Would it be anything like them giving it of their own free will to charity?"

"No."

"Well, that's what the state does. They say, 'gimme that or else,' and then call it charity. And for Pete's sake, why should anyone expect to depend on strangers forced to do it instead of depending on their family? That's nuts."

Just a little item from the Dad lecture series...But seriously, no single effort of government has robbed more from the taxpayers than the "War on Poverty," and no single government program has had a worse effect. But is there any doubt that the DUmmies and KOkos would expand it if they had power, and then still blame the evil Republicans for the resulting disaster?

38 posted on 08/23/2006 8:16:23 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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The Republicans have been skirmishing Democrats for several years, nipping at our flanks, picking off supporters and candidates one by one with their "unfair" tactics, and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.

Oh, this is cute! Can we say Tom Delay, little KOmmie?

40 posted on 08/23/2006 8:22:00 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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The Republicans have been skirmishing Democrats for several years, nipping at our flanks, picking off supporters and candidates one by one with their "unfair" tactics, and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.

Oh, this is cute! Can we say Tom Delay, little KOmmie?

41 posted on 08/23/2006 8:22:08 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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pull out a freakin' Abrams tank and blow them away.

You Democrats are so intimidating.


42 posted on 08/23/2006 8:25:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (My second Dukakis-Bentsen reference today.)
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[Yell the friggin' messages into the faces of the voters until they are sick of hearing us.

I think they have already been doing that since 2000.

44 posted on 08/23/2006 8:28:15 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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Just a Few Days of a General Strike in this country would do wonders

Not One Damn Dime Day again? You already tried that.

46 posted on 08/23/2006 8:31:50 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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Can you say Special Prosecutor?

Boy thats really being tough. "Mr. Fitz, the Republicans are being mean to us. Make them stop!"

49 posted on 08/23/2006 8:34:14 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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We need to make statements of fact that, in order to refute, would require the Bush administration and the Republicans to reveal The Truth. It's not our job to fact-check them - hell, the President doesn't have to - just to pound them into the consciousness of the American voting public. How do we do that? By acting as if they are true, and demanding that Republicans answer for them.

Is there anything inconsistent in this statement? Statements of fact cannot be refuted. No matter what is opened up to scrutiny. What this traitorous, slimy idiot is advocating is lying anywhere but in the Democratic Party.

The treasonous motherless son is admitting as much. by acting as if they were true.

And here's the really sad part: They don't even realize it. They really don't.

52 posted on 08/23/2006 8:39:11 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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Democrats must take the gloves off
[Says KOmmie occams hatchet as he takes off his restraining straps.]

Yeah, yeah, go on, this is good. The Democrats are finally signing on to the war against terrorism!

"You wanna know how you do it? Here's how: They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now - do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"
[A moment of Divine Revelation! KOmmie occams hatchet gets his inspiration from a fictional movie character in his effort to turn the Democrats into Untouchables. No one would want to touch them if they took his advice.]
Now they're sounding like they've been listening to Rush Limbaugh! No more fighting with one arm tied behind our backs and then wondering how these rag tag armies can "win" against our might.

Are Democrats ready to do that? Have Democrats "had enough" cowering, groveling, simpering, appeasing, pussyfooting, equivocating and generally eating the crap of Republican abuse for the past six years to finally do what needs to be done to change things?
< /CRASH > WTF? Are you kidding me? They really are going to continue to put party before country? They consider Republicans to be the most serious threat facing this world?

I guess they believe they can win the war on terror all by their lonesome (or "negotiate a peace") and thus need to dispense with Conservatives first because they would not have the support AFTER we won the WOT (or at least brought Iraq to a stable democratic conclusion). They team with the enemy to unseat the administration.

55 posted on 08/23/2006 8:49:02 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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SELLING OUR PRODUCT.

And that product is - say it with me -

OUR INSPIRING CANDIDATES!


58 posted on 08/23/2006 8:54:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Inspiring guffaws from coast to coast.)
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now - do you want to do that?

The DUmmies just can not stop quoting movies can they? Oh, and by the way DUmmie, the character who said this...he got blown away.

59 posted on 08/23/2006 8:57:56 AM PDT by gate2wire
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Just a Few Days of a General Strike in this country would do wonders. . . .

"NOT ONE D*MN DIME!" keeps coming back like a bad penny with these guys.

60 posted on 08/23/2006 8:59:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (KOmmies and DUmmies alike.)
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Good golly... I know the "progs" were idea-challenged, but seriously, are their only ideas (no matter how bad they are) based on movies?

Someone needs to cut off their access to BitTorrent.

61 posted on 08/23/2006 9:39:17 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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When you think about it, they are really denigrating our armed forces by saying that they are too stupid to find Bin Laden if it is as easy as they think it is.


67 posted on 08/23/2006 9:48:32 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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Can you say Slander? sure I knew you could.


68 posted on 08/23/2006 9:54:14 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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Could it be that Osama is still AWOL because the Bin Laden family and the Bush family have been close friends for decades? . . . Again, connect these closely placed dots, folks. . . .


70 posted on 08/23/2006 11:05:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dot KOmmies.)
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You're trying to influence IDIOTS, who need it SIMPLE.

Which is why KOmmie occams hatchet has taken the approach he has taken today.

71 posted on 08/23/2006 11:11:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Idiot KOmmies.)
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In politics, you're guilty until proven innocent.

Think this might be part of the problem? Perhaps they should try discussing the issues instead of acting like anyone who disagrees with them is a criminal.

If we say, for instance - in a unified, uniform, unblinking way

Well we know he has a thesaurus next to his knife/gun/tank.

- that the Bush administration has been spying on political enemies, the Republicans have no good responses. Never mind that they will say, "Well, we don't do that." And we'll say, "Why are you spying on political enemies?" And they'll say, "We don't spy on political enemies."

I'm rubber you're glue...whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! At least they'd appeal to the 2 year old voter (who actually probably does vote democrat along with her long departed great-great grandmother).

And we'll say, "We know you're spying on political enemies - just like Nixon," and they'll have nowhere to go. And so we repeat that meme, louder and more often: JUST LIKE NIXON. And again, they'll have nowhere to go with that - there's no good response that won't raise more questions and add more validity to the charge.

Yeah, that'll work...remind people how you guys can't rip yourselves away from the past. Let them see you haven't had an original thought since Watergate.

There is no way they can defend against a relentless onslaught of that, unless they're willing to open up the NSA program (and every freaking other illegal COINTELPRO program that they're running) to scrutiny. Which they're not.

Defend against it? Hell, I want to ENCOURAGE you to do this. Aside from the fact that you'll look like a raving, neutered idiot without any REAL ideas, even the most "caveman-like" among us (in your eyes that's everyone who doesn't agree with you, which is a big part of your problem...but that's another nuanced subject) want proof.

I swear this guy is a plant...no one can be this paranoid and brain dead can they? Oh please, oh please oh PLEASE...use this idea (I double dare you to infinity)!!!

Cindie

74 posted on 08/23/2006 11:21:49 AM PDT by gardencatz (let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone? Mr. Garrison)
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Democrats shoot themselves in the foot so often. . . .



76 posted on 08/23/2006 11:30:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies and KOmmies are for gun control except when advocating armed revolution.)
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the Bush administration has been spying on political enemies, the Republicans have no good responses. Never mind that they will say, "Well, we don't do that." And we'll say, "Why are you spying on political enemies?" And they'll say, "We don't spy on political enemies." And we'll say, "We know you're spying on political enemies - just like Nixon," and they'll have nowhere to go. And so we repeat that meme, louder and more often: JUST LIKE NIXON...There is no way they can defend against a relentless onslaught of that,

Um, so you just keep lying until people believe it? LOL! How about this response: "We're spying on terrorists, because we actually care about national security. You apparently do not care about terrorism.


77 posted on 08/23/2006 11:37:41 AM PDT by The Old Hoosier (Right makes might.)
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