Apparently "Mecca-lecca hai, mecca hiney ho" is Farsi for "The world will end Aug. 22, 2006." Who knew?
Posted on 08/21/2006 8:56:34 PM PDT by DEEP_e
'Twas the Night Before Miraj
'Twas the night before Miraj, when all through dhimmiland Not a camel was stirring, nor flea in the sand. The infidels were hung by the over-pass with care, In hopes that Twelver soon would be there.
The children were bomb-wired all snug in their beds, While visions of martyrdom danced in their heads. And mamma in her burqa, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long summer's nap.
When out on the dirt there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the tent to see what was the matter. Away with my AK I flew like a rip, Tore open the gunny and threw in a clip.
With my finger on the trigger, I almost let loose a round When a flying Bourak then landed on the ground. Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But the Twelver himself, and the Prophet, right here!
With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, so wily and slick, I knew in a moment it wasn't a Jew trick. More rapid than katushas his rockets they came, And he whistled, and shouted, hijacked a plane!
"Now Hamas! now, Hezbollah! now, Ba'athist and Sunni! On, Shia! On, PLO! we're all freaking loony! To the Zionist state! to the Wailing Wall! Now kill the Jews, kill the Jews, kill the Jews all!"
As palm leaves that before the wild sand storm fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to Aqsa Mosque the coursers they flew, With a Bourak full of nukes, and the Twelfth Imam too!
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Apparently "Mecca-lecca hai, mecca hiney ho" is Farsi for "The world will end Aug. 22, 2006." Who knew?
hilarious!
Durka durka bump dis funny stuff.
Imamadmaninastraightjacket, can meccalicka my hiney ho!
per kagoots:
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06:49 Minister Eitan: Prepare bomb-shelters for possible confrontation with Iran (Israel Radio)
almost hilarious. except some Iranis believe it.
good point.
a heartwarming tale to them (not so funny)
from some humor to sending up prayers
worth a ping
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