[Gordongekko909]

Besides, I've talked to Karl about this and he promised he's not getting indicted...

SHHHH! Not out in public! We can't let the DUmmies know about our secret communiques with His Roveness!

But while it's in the open anyway, have you gotten your Marching Orders for September yet? I haven't gotten mine yet. They usually come in closer to the middle of the month. Something must be holding them up.

[ilovew]

I have special orders since I'm gonna be interning at the Pentagon starting next month. But I'm sure the rest of y'all will get yours soon ;)

[alarm rider]

Yes, so true. I get mine on or before the 19th of every month. The last cryptic message included these words:

"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor" and;

"The football is on the table".

Did anyone else get this from the weather machine e-mail?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Relax. It's a screen play to the right. Common feature in our playbook.

[Cheburashka]

I have it on good authority that Karl Rove has been indicted and plead guilty, and he has been sentenced to die at the end of his natural life.

Until then he is sentenced to do community service work at the White House involving duties as designated by the President at a salary equal to or greater than the salary he was receiving last year.

[dirtbiker]

But while it's in the open anyway, have you gotten your Marching Orders for September yet? I haven't gotten mine yet. They usually come in closer to the middle of the month. Something must be holding them up.

Relax, they are on their way. I work for the USPS, and they will be delivered with the mid-week SS checks this week.

The 19th fell on a Saturday this month, and that threw off the entire printing/delivery schedule...sorry for the delay...