DUmmie FUnnies 08-11-06 (DUmmies Bemoan Their Stolen Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 11, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

Yeah, I caught that story this afternoon; three guys and 1000 cellular telephones.

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79734

[PJ-Comix]

This quote from later in the DUmmie thread HAS to come from a DUFU reader:

Maybe I'm just waiting on the Great Pumpkin But I believe the investigation is still ongoing and if anyone can get these clowns it's Fitz.

[GeronL]

Wow... looks like people are tired of DU and their Hoaxmas and I'm in the top 50 for once.

KOOL!! TOP 50... wooooooohooooooo!

ok.... never mind

[GeronL]

Ain't seen ya in a while... those are all still good.

[Purrcival]

"The men told police they were buying the phones, which cost about $20 and come with a charger, taking them out of their packaging and selling them to a wholesaler in Texas for about $38 without the charger."

Yeah, right. What wholesaler is going to be stupid enough to buy cell phones at nearly double the price without the charger -- especially when that same wholesaler could go to the local Wal-Mart and get the same phone WITH charger for $20? And who would be stupid enough to buy the phone from the wholesaler at an even further jacked-up price? Lame excuse to cover up the real intent for purchasing so many cell phones.

[Purrcival]

Godspeed. Come back to us safely.

[rock_lobsta]

Rove, you maginificent bastard!

[rock_lobsta]

Rove, you maginificent bastard! (take 2)

[rock_lobsta]

Oh hell... it looked right on the preview...

[Mr. Silverback]

Not to put a major bummer on a DUFU thread, but if I were the jihadis and I had 1,000 detonators and some explosives, I have only five words for you:

Chemical carrying railroad tanker cars.

[bcsco]

Yup. The great one!

[bcsco]

Pretty tepid responses to the cell phone story. There's even some acceptance that these guys were up to something (DUH!). Still no Karl Rove conspiracy, though. It'll come, however.

[franksolich]

This quote from later in the DUmmie thread HAS to come from a DUFU reader:.....

Now, it's obvious, painfully obvious, that yes, that DUmmie happens to read the DUmmie FUnnies.

The use of both vocabulary and ideas unwittingly betrays much, especially in people not confident about themselves and their opinions.

It should be no surprise that many DUmmies emulate your language, your style, and your ideas, because subconsciously they wish they were as "good" as you are.

All the time, I "plant" certain words, certain phrases, here, and on the other conservative web-site--words and phrases never seen anywhere else before--just to see which DUmmies pick up on them (and hence, which DUmmies are reading me).

However, it does make me cringe that the DUmmie "flyarm" appears to be my most-voracious reader, and imitator. Not quite as bad as the DUmmie "goodboy" was, but bad enough.

If I'm going to have imitators, I want them to be high-quality DUmmies, not these sorts of DUmmies.

My fellow alum the rugbyite Head Capitalist "Skinner," for example.

[Cheburashka]

A second Friday DUFU? What a day!
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The proper term is a "double DUFU Friday".

[Cheburashka]

Fee Fi Fo Fum.

I smell a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!

[PJ-Comix]

A second Friday DUFU? What a day!

If I could make a full time living doing my Blog, I would DUFU at least THREE times per day. To do that I would need Blog web traffic of at least 30,000 hits on average per day and I am a long way from that. Of course, if the DUFUs win this year's Weblog Awards for Humor.....