DUmmie FUnnies 07-25-06 ("Dennis Kucinich looks like an elf")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[decal]

"He might look like an elf, but liberals are naturally adversed to... anything that looks like money - pretty is not an attractive thing to liberals, got it? Pretty means money, and in our minds, money is evil. That's why liberals don't mind that Kucinich looks like an elf."

Will the Lousy Freeper Troll who wrote this please identify yourself after you're tombstoned?

This is why DUmmies get themselves zotted here so quickly when they try this stuff - they're not intelligent enough to insult someone so subtly he doesn't know he's been insulted.

[Gordongekko909]

Dumberica likes only medium-to-tall white alpha males with folksy demeanor. Corporations would order the news to paint him as a crazy leaping gnome.

I guess this is why Republicans have been begging Condi to run for President in '08. She's a "medium-to-tall white alpha male with a folksy demeanor." Oh, wait, no she isn't. She is literally none of the above.

[Gordongekko909]

"Sizzle," huh? Hoo boy...

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I always thought he looked like gollum.. yes, my precious, he does we say.

[Watery Tart]

Separated at birth?

You be the judge. But to be an authentic DUmmie, you must take your drugs first!

[Purrcival]

You are SO BAD! :-D

[Purrcival]

What a hoot! Did you do that?

[darthxenu]

I say lets all vote in the Dem primary this time and vote for the elf. That ought to insure a Repub win for '08.

I the 2004 primary I actually voted for Kucinich. Any Republicans running for local office are unopposed so you have to vote Democrat if you want to have any say in who gets elected. I figured he was so out there that he would lose in a landslide if he would have gotten the Democratic nomination.

[beckysueb]

I the 2004 primary I actually voted for Kucinich.

OMG! I did, too! LOL