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DUmmie FUnnies 07-18-06 ("mission statement- talented and gifted individuals group")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/18/2006 6:31:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: stands2reason
"For the record, I am half genius, half dufus. I am intelligent enough to know how dumb I am.."

Love it! I've thought that of myself for years. I've accomplished a lot in my life, but never considered myself smarter than other folks, nor 'above' anyone. And every day I discover something new about the world, new about myself. That's one of the things that makes life so wonderful.

It's too bad (yet obvious) these dufus' have never figured that out.

201 posted on 07/18/2006 4:09:02 PM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: freedumb2003

I hated the 80's for the torture on my calves. My calf muscles are naturally large, and legwarmers and those t-i-g-h-t legged jeans were a nightmare.


202 posted on 07/18/2006 4:18:24 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: freedumb2003
"Cliff was gifted?"

I thought sure you were going to post this:

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

203 posted on 07/18/2006 4:29:15 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: PJ-Comix
you know, if I stick a harmonica in my ass crack, I can play Yankee Doodle

A valuable "talent", no doubt due to the proximity of the instrument to where his brains are...

204 posted on 07/18/2006 4:37:25 PM PDT by mikrofon (Proud Non-wearer of a Hiney, er... Handy Pack)
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To: PJ-Comix

I see one trait the Gifted DUers share with the rest of the site.
They are obssesed with themSELVES


205 posted on 07/18/2006 4:48:48 PM PDT by mylife
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To: PJ-Comix
I quit my job as a reporter for one of the largest newspapers in the country because I just couldn't accept their corporate style of journalism, and I consistently clashed with the big boss. I basically walked out after sending a big F*ck You to the company via e-mail to the entire newsroom. Needless to say, my chances of getting hired at another large metro daily were slim, not that I even tried.

This is considered superior? It's really just ID-10-t syndrome.

206 posted on 07/18/2006 5:29:30 PM PDT by TheGeezer (I.will.never.vote.for.John.McCain.)
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To: gate2wire
"Abolishing capital letters, making all equal..." equality for all letters. I like it. :-)

the first time i ran across the deliberate non-use of capitals was reading e.e. cummings.

207 posted on 07/18/2006 5:41:21 PM PDT by berkeleybeej
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To: freedomlover
"this group has been refused. I'm sorry, but I think we are going to decline this idea for a group. I seetwo problems with this: First, I don't think there is any way for us tofairly determine who would qualify to participate in the group. And second,I think some have argued rather persuasively that this could be devisive. I am sorry. -Skinner " TROLL MODERATOR!!!

this was the same rationale that the berkeley (ca) school district commisars used to deny funding to the g and t program in berkeley. funds were to be targeted for extra-curricular activities at the lawrence hall of science among other things. commisar barbara lubin, alleged sweetie of then-mayor gus newport (of the berkeley electric car fame) dramatically proclaimed "all of our children are gifted and talented."

208 posted on 07/18/2006 5:47:57 PM PDT by berkeleybeej
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
They also used the term "mundanes."

I've heard the term "mundane" more in association with science fiction fandom geeks (of whom I'm one) referring to those not in fandom.

actually the term i am most enamored with is "dull normal."

209 posted on 07/18/2006 5:50:44 PM PDT by berkeleybeej
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To: berkeleybeej

i do it all the time becuase im lazy and cant type ;)


210 posted on 07/18/2006 5:52:40 PM PDT by mylife
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To: mylife

big grin!!


211 posted on 07/18/2006 5:53:59 PM PDT by berkeleybeej
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To: berkeleybeej

i knew is wasnt alone L0L


212 posted on 07/18/2006 5:57:55 PM PDT by mylife
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To: freedumb2003; Charles Henrickson

Well, you gotta tell that to the almost 3m St. Louisans, since in this town, the first question you're asked by a person you just met is "Where did you go to high school?"


213 posted on 07/18/2006 7:05:55 PM PDT by El Conservador ("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
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To: El Conservador
Well, you gotta tell that to the almost 3m St. Louisans, since in this town, the first question you're asked by a person you just met is "Where did you go to high school?"

Wow. I never would have though that. High school was a pretty meaningless time of my life (although I did win Best Actor of the Year in my sophmore year). But I can't believe anyone would keep it alive 20-30 years later.

Does HS still have meaning for you? I don't mean that in a bad way -- I just don't understand it and I see it on TV all the time.

214 posted on 07/18/2006 7:15:16 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: HangThemHigh
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

OMG -- That is one of the funniest things I have ever read/heard!!!! LOL!!!

Of course, it is funny 'cause it is true.

215 posted on 07/18/2006 7:17:38 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: freedumb2003

I suspect DU kills brain cells in much the same way as alcohol. It would explain a lot - like how any group so grossly stupid could think they are so brilliant (or is it just the drugs?)


216 posted on 07/18/2006 7:34:04 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: freedumb2003
Does HS still have meaning for you?

A little bit. I graduated in 1998 in a secular private school in Pereira, Colombia. I had good times and bad times, and have a lot of memories of that time, but I realize all that is in the past now, and I've moved on with my life, as I'm sure all my classmates have done.

Of all the people who I had some level of friendship with in high school (I'd say 8 or 10), I keep in touch with two of them, and that's because I remembered the home phone number for one of them, who remains in Colombia, and the other now lives in Atlanta, and I found him with a web white page search from a tip given by the first one.

The Atlanta friend and I call each other frequently, and during our conversations sometimes we reminisce of those times, but we don't dwell on them, and we mostly talk about our current lives. We've moved on. That's the reality.

217 posted on 07/18/2006 7:47:54 PM PDT by El Conservador ("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
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To: bcsco
And every day I discover something new about the world, new about myself. That's one of the things that makes life so wonderful.

That's what makes getting older gratifying in the long run. I live to learn. I have a just about endless list of subjects I really want to get into that I never had the time or inclination to when I was younger. I doubt I'll live long enough to get through it, but I will never ever be bored.

218 posted on 07/18/2006 8:23:37 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: stands2reason
Do you have a 3-button mouse? If you press the middle button, it gives you a special icon that allows you to scroll up and down my merely moving the mouse rather than clicking over and over.
219 posted on 07/18/2006 9:10:17 PM PDT by Stegall Tx (You can put a DUmmie into a class, but you can't put class into a DUmmie.)
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To: franksolich

An acquaintance of mine doesn't capitalize either, but, as he explained to someone who complained about his emails, it's too hard on his hands to mess with the shift key somehow, so he just types without caps unless he's typing something important, like a resume or something. I haven't seen his work setup, but he gets around in a wheelchair he puffs into to operate, and with some use of his arms, drives himself to work. He's always cheerful, and an inspiration to see, gently reminding me that no matter what may be happening in my own life, my silly problems are so small. Here's a man who has faced some obstacles in life...


220 posted on 07/19/2006 4:58:28 AM PDT by pigsmith
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