[Charles Henrickson]

putting an APB out on the missing WILLIAM RIVERS PITT

They're up to 190 replies over there in DUmmieland and still no Willie.

DUMBER Alert
Have you seen me?^®

Name: William Rivers Pitt, AKA Pied Piper Pitt, P³, William Pitt the Drunker, Bad Pitt, Bottomless Pitt,
the Pitt and the Ponderous, Wee Willie, Will the Shill, the Wild Bull of the Pompous, the Magic Man
Missing: 24 business hours
Last seen: Bukowski's barroom floor

[Purrcival]

Have you checked that cabin in the woods, Charles?

Where's Willie?

[Barset]

"They're up to 190 replies over there in DUmmieland and still no Willie."

Wrong, Charles. Pitt's there.

More later.