Posted on 06/14/2006 11:36:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The frustration level over their stolen Fitzmas is causing a massive implosion in DUmmieland. This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!" is but one of many such threads expressing frustration over their stolen Fitzmas. I can only imagine the DUmmie savaging of Pied Piper Pitt if/when he returns to DUmmieland. After all, it was Pitt and his disciple, Jason Leopold, who set the DUmmies off in victory celebrations last month when TruthOut boldly announced that the indictment of Karl Rove had ALREADY happened on May 12. I guess Patrick Fitzgerald had a sense of humor when he let Karl Rove know, EXACTLY a month later on June 12, that he would NOT be indicted. However, the DUmmies aren't laughing. They are ANGRY and FRUSTRATED as you can see. So let us now watch the DUmmies lash out at the world in general in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if it is time to start placing Pied Piper Pitt's photo on milk cartons, is in the [brackets]:
I can't take you (DU) anymore!!
[Let the Primal Screaming BEGIN!!!]
enough. F*CKING ENOUGH!!!!! Why the f*ck is everyone attacking Fitzgerald? Leopold? The Keebler Elves??? what the f*ck is going on around here?????????
[It's called "implosion."]
Everyone is attacking everyone. It's freaking me out!!!
[I find it highly entertaining.]
We are soooo frustrated !!!
[You are! You are!]
You just don't understand what's going on here..... It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.Dammit! It's our REPUTATIONS that have been sullied and called into DISHONOR by "IDIOT MEDIA WHORES!!!!" Now, you gotta understand how some of us could get a little "worked up" about that........No?
[So which team are you on? The S-Ds or the F-Ws?]
Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard, looking for fresh blood to keep their insane conspiracy theories alive, to make Janon Leopold a paragon of journalistic integrity, talent, and virtue, and truthout.org a website with a shred of credibility. They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.
[Methinks you've snorted a bit too much of Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust.]
I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout. Their pathetic clusterf*cks went nowhere, so I decided to live life and wait for the inevitable to happen. Today, it did. Didn't take long. This is one-month anniversary of Leopold's claim of that 'secret indictment.' And then, yesterday, that "Sealed v. Sealed" article someone sent me - well, that was funnier than you can imagine. There are only about several thousand docket entries called "Sealed v. Sealed" at the Federal Courthouse in DC. Yep, that Leopold and truthout are real pros.
[There's still hope. Jason Leopold still hasn't completed his investigation into the stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]
Nah, dontcha know???? Rove has already been tried and convicted in a Star Chamber. He is serving a long sentence at Gitmo. But before they shipped him off, he was cloned. As a result, the "Rove" who appeared at last night's fundraiser was the clone. The real KKKarl is down in Cuba learning Arabic and the Koran.
[Wrong. The real KKKarl is in Colorado disguised as a female leftwing college professor leaving an envelope full of dog poop in the mailbox of a Republican congresswoman.]
I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho. Probably from freep repukelicon!
[The going salary for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS is $20 per hour.]
I'm wondering if there is a 'divide and conquer' plan at work
[More like a 'divide and laugh' plan.]
Hang in there if you can. This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile, so I'm ignoring them instead. I posted this morning that we needed to lay off on Truthout, but my posting was pretty much ignored completely. It's a hard time when we have been so royally screwed. I wish that it were true, but they managed to manipulate us this time. Please don't leave for good or anything. We're all angry and we have a right to be. We've been had. But that doesn't put on the mat in defeat.
[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]
as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it. We attack the main stream media for this kind of shoddy reporting and behavior all the time and need to hold alternative media to the same standards.
[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt checked out and verified all of Leopold's sources in triplicate.]
Um, because Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.
[What's the matter? Weren't you satisfied with Pied Piper Pitt's almost invisible partial birth apology buried deep inside the multi-volume "penitence" thread?]
Its called 'Frustration Overload" ......... ..... this too shall pass.
[No it won't because you've got "Frustration Constipation" and you can't pass that load.]
well, I'm not attacking Fitz but I think "FITZMAS" was a lot of hogwash
[That didn't stop almost every DUmmie from breaking out the bubbly on the formal announcement of Fitzmas Accomplished last month.]
Yup its lame alright
Why thats just 3 business days!
And Will Pitt maintains his silence...
HA HA HA HA....
I just wanted to give you a heads up and a link.
Have a good evening PJ
I'll check into it more tomorrow. Maybe Pitt will make his appearance by then. Right now he seems to be in hiding. Has Pitt entered the Witness Protection Program?
Whoa, good job, PJ!
There, I fixed it
What's the criteria Google uses in listing the Blogs by relevancy? Does Blog traffic have something to do with it?
109. Captain Ash has spoken. Time to cue the orchestra...
♫ Abide with me; fast falls the eventide;
the darkness deepens; Lord, with me abide.
When other helpers fail and comforts flee,
Help of the helpless, O abide with me. ♫
Dateline DU. The good ship Truthtanic, once the pride of the fleet and considered unsinkable, gurgles ignominiously into the cold waters after striking a large iceberg of truth. Fault must ultimately lie with Captain Ash who insisted on full speed, despite the treacherous waters.
It seems that the words of Navigator Leopold led him to believe that their course was true and that they were ahead of the other ships, based on unsubstantiated radio transmissions. First Mate Wm. Pitt was last seen in the bar.
Have fun with the deck-chairs.
Yes, I think that it's time, once again, to point out the DUmmie mindset:
DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-05 ("How many of us here take antidepressants?")
Effexor here. first i was on paxil but it made me too zombie-like. have been on effexor for about 4.5 years. and we are not weak. i just didn't want to feel that way anymore and decided to do something about it.
Effexor here, too. Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones ) and made me feel very paranoid and think that I was being stalked, but Effexor XR has worked like a charm for me for the last year. No side effects except a little stomach queasiness for the first couple of weeks.
You should hear what the voices in my head are calling you
Manic here on Trazadone because everything else makes me to HYPER!!
I too have a family history of depression. I was diagnosed with a anxiety disorder that bordered on depression (I used to get panic attacks). I've been taking a very low dose of cilexa (sp?) for the past couple of years.
prozac here, with no apologies. i spent years working out, meditating, eating perfectly, counseling, etc. etc. etc. always on the verge of suicide. i say praise prozac.
It goes on and on...
...made me hear voices in my head...
ROTFL!!!!
If you think that's lame, read some of the comments left by the truthout Kool Aid drinkers. Some of them are still holding out hope for Fitzmas.
The truth will come out in 3 business days!
THat should be sometime in july shouldnt it?
I don't know about that. He'd need a real big skin full of Bukowski's sauce in him to think it'd be safe for him to show up to pontificate at DU. The cretins are just waiting for him, sharpening their knives.
What happened to 15 year old Ava? She was supposed to be on Scarboro Country tonight. It's almost over and I haven't seen her.
Given Karl Rove's ability to alter the fabric of the space-business time continuum, it could be decades. And Ashcan could still stand by the story.
thank goodness I didnt watch scaroborough waitng on the Dummie Imp
She just posted that they will run the interview on another night.
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